Nomad wrote: The Bond girls never get to drive the boat. :rolleyes: Man.......
Thats true enough.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
Pinky wrote: Icrtainly shall! I will pack something for all eventualities I think - you never know what may happen!
I would love a private audience with your etchings DR G:yh_giggle
Even if you do make me sleep in a ditch:rolleyes:
Sleeping in ditches can be quite a lot of fun as long as you are in good company and find the right ditch.
I would love a private audience with your etchings DR G:yh_giggle
Even if you do make me sleep in a ditch:rolleyes:
Sleeping in ditches can be quite a lot of fun as long as you are in good company and find the right ditch.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
I need your wise words yet again Mr G, i believe that i have an addiction that i am unable to control. I joined a forum a month ago and am finding that i am spending so much time on the computer every thing is going to pot around me! I've even been neglecting my womanly duties to have extra time on the computer!!
HELP ME
HELP ME
I am nobody..nobody is perfect...therefore I must be Perfect!
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
Pinky wrote: Very true! Can't really argue with that!
I'm sure you're wonderful company when in a ditch for the night!:D
I have my moments.
I'm sure you're wonderful company when in a ditch for the night!:D
I have my moments.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
SuzyB wrote: I need your wise words yet again Mr G, i believe that i have an addiction that i am unable to control. I joined a forum a month ago and am finding that i am spending so much time on the computer every thing is going to pot around me! I've even been neglecting my womanly duties to have extra time on the computer!!
HELP ME
OK, is this forum called "Forum Garden"? Are you on it now? Is there an agony uncle called Galbally on it? Is that me?
I thought so.
Now as to your womanly duties if they involve watering the pegonias, and folding the cutains, don't sweat it, your all right. However, if they involve being intimate with a moodly and mysterious young lover then for gods sake woman do your duty. We will all be here when you get back, I was out for night and had dinner, but I'm home now and alas I am not in that position, but if I was I would have to close shop here for at least an hour and a half.
HELP ME
OK, is this forum called "Forum Garden"? Are you on it now? Is there an agony uncle called Galbally on it? Is that me?
I thought so.
Now as to your womanly duties if they involve watering the pegonias, and folding the cutains, don't sweat it, your all right. However, if they involve being intimate with a moodly and mysterious young lover then for gods sake woman do your duty. We will all be here when you get back, I was out for night and had dinner, but I'm home now and alas I am not in that position, but if I was I would have to close shop here for at least an hour and a half.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
Pinky wrote: I have absolutely NO doubts that you do indeed:D :yh_eyebro
Of course being a man, they never last long enough.
Of course being a man, they never last long enough.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
Galbally wrote: OK, is this forum called "Forum Garden"? Are you on it now? Is there an agony uncle called Galbally on it? Is that me?
I thought so.
Now as to your womanly duties if they involve watering the pegonias, and folding the cutains, don't sweat it, your all right. However, if they involve being intimate with a moodly and mysterious young lover then for gods sake woman do your duty. We will all be here when you get back, I was out for night and had dinner, but I'm home now and alas I am not in that position, but if I was I would have to close shop here for at least an hour and a half.
What i'm supposed to be intimate??, i thought that stopped as soon as we moved in together, i did wonder why he kept posting on the masturbation thread
I thought so.
Now as to your womanly duties if they involve watering the pegonias, and folding the cutains, don't sweat it, your all right. However, if they involve being intimate with a moodly and mysterious young lover then for gods sake woman do your duty. We will all be here when you get back, I was out for night and had dinner, but I'm home now and alas I am not in that position, but if I was I would have to close shop here for at least an hour and a half.
What i'm supposed to be intimate??, i thought that stopped as soon as we moved in together, i did wonder why he kept posting on the masturbation thread
I am nobody..nobody is perfect...therefore I must be Perfect!
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
SuzyB wrote: What i'm supposed to be intimate??, i thought that stopped as soon as we moved in together, i did wonder why he kept posting on the masturbation thread
Oh dear, yes, this is a common problem, after the first fires of romance intimacy can fade badly. Often some crackers and cheese and a good book can seem preferable, but thats the road to frustation. Therefore you both have to work on it, I'm not sure of what works precisely as its an inexact science. I do remember that getting it all going is the most important bit, and then keeping it going off course. As to what you think will be effective, you must use your imagination, and of course alcohol in small quantities can be a great aphrodisiac. Good lord it seems to be the night for sex talk, we've all got it on the brain, maybe thats because its saturday?
Oh dear, yes, this is a common problem, after the first fires of romance intimacy can fade badly. Often some crackers and cheese and a good book can seem preferable, but thats the road to frustation. Therefore you both have to work on it, I'm not sure of what works precisely as its an inexact science. I do remember that getting it all going is the most important bit, and then keeping it going off course. As to what you think will be effective, you must use your imagination, and of course alcohol in small quantities can be a great aphrodisiac. Good lord it seems to be the night for sex talk, we've all got it on the brain, maybe thats because its saturday?
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
Pinky wrote: Shhh! You shouldn't say things like that to girls! Don't you know anything?:rolleyes:
Jeez, you're the certificated one here, lol!
It's all in the mind you know;)
Yes I can be a bit blunt on occasion and self-depreating, but its better to talk yourself and down and surprise people that talk yourself up and then dissapoint them.
Jez, I am so flirty tonight I don't know whats got into me, I don't usually go on like this you know. I think I may need a lie down.
Jeez, you're the certificated one here, lol!
It's all in the mind you know;)
Yes I can be a bit blunt on occasion and self-depreating, but its better to talk yourself and down and surprise people that talk yourself up and then dissapoint them.
Jez, I am so flirty tonight I don't know whats got into me, I don't usually go on like this you know. I think I may need a lie down.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
Pinky wrote: Hey Suz, you're not alone mate, lol!
We have it all on the brain? I have it on the mind constantly:D
Yes dear I have noticed, though of course its not something to complain about.
We have it all on the brain? I have it on the mind constantly:D
Yes dear I have noticed, though of course its not something to complain about.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
Pinky wrote: Oh dear, I think the G doc needs a nurse to look after him for a bit...sorry patients, you'll just have to go away until tomorrow. I need to get the Doc on the couch forthwith;)
No comment, doctor-patient privilidge.
No comment, doctor-patient privilidge.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
Pinky wrote: Can I close the curtains now Dr G?:D
I think that swelling you have there needs looking at...
Young woman, control yourself, that was just the mobile on silent. What is happening to us tonight?, we are all losing the run of ourselves! :wah:
I think that swelling you have there needs looking at...
Young woman, control yourself, that was just the mobile on silent. What is happening to us tonight?, we are all losing the run of ourselves! :wah:
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
Pinky wrote: Hey G Doc,
I'm getting a tatoo on wednesday, and I have a feeling it's going to hurt a little.
What do you recommend as a way of taking my mind off it? I thought maybe some vodka might help?
(Jeez, I feel like I'm totally hijacking your thread here!)
Tatoo?
Vodka, lots.
I'm getting a tatoo on wednesday, and I have a feeling it's going to hurt a little.
What do you recommend as a way of taking my mind off it? I thought maybe some vodka might help?
(Jeez, I feel like I'm totally hijacking your thread here!)
Tatoo?
Vodka, lots.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
SnoozeControl wrote: Looks like Galbally's turning into the Loooooooooove Doctor. 
I am endeavouring to return to the dry, sexless, ascerbic, and dissaffected coucellor that you have come to know. My occasional outbreaks of libido-ism are unfotunatly unavoidable.
I am endeavouring to return to the dry, sexless, ascerbic, and dissaffected coucellor that you have come to know. My occasional outbreaks of libido-ism are unfotunatly unavoidable.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
Pinky wrote: Turning into? He IS the lurve doc, lol!;)
Its love dear, "Lurve" is something you do when Barry White is on the stereo! Unfortunatly lots of my advice on love matters usually involve revenge and violence, which is quite unlike doctor phil.
Its love dear, "Lurve" is something you do when Barry White is on the stereo! Unfortunatly lots of my advice on love matters usually involve revenge and violence, which is quite unlike doctor phil.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
Pinky wrote: That's ok, I was using the Barry White kind of version anyway, haha!
I've never seen Dr Phil, I only have four channels and the reception on those looks like I'm watching snow sports for the blind.:rolleyes:
I should have known, well thats a healthy way of looking at things as well as Dr. Phil would say! His show is one of these sort of self help things, actually I'm sure he is a very nice man and a good coucellor, unfortunatly I tend to end up laughing at the people's problems and his worthy advice due to my vicious nature.
I've never seen Dr Phil, I only have four channels and the reception on those looks like I'm watching snow sports for the blind.:rolleyes:
I should have known, well thats a healthy way of looking at things as well as Dr. Phil would say! His show is one of these sort of self help things, actually I'm sure he is a very nice man and a good coucellor, unfortunatly I tend to end up laughing at the people's problems and his worthy advice due to my vicious nature.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
Pinky wrote: Ok Dr Gabally, I mean Galbally - you win!
I'll stop being such a terrible flirt.
I'll try and be much better at it, haha!:yh_battin
Flirt away, I shall do my best to control myself at all times of course.
I'll stop being such a terrible flirt.
I'll try and be much better at it, haha!:yh_battin
Flirt away, I shall do my best to control myself at all times of course.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
Pinky wrote: Oh dammit, foiled again, haha!:D
I think I'm turning into a hypochondriac. Any excuse to see the doc, haha!
I can't help it...you have such a good bedside manner;)
Yet again we find ourselves up at all hours, and after my discussions about philosophy with Colbert I find my ability to flirt effectively is diminishing. However I am encouraged at your recent appreciation of my "councelling" (ahem) abilities, its certainly one of the upsides of being in the Intenet advice business.
I think I'm turning into a hypochondriac. Any excuse to see the doc, haha!
I can't help it...you have such a good bedside manner;)
Yet again we find ourselves up at all hours, and after my discussions about philosophy with Colbert I find my ability to flirt effectively is diminishing. However I am encouraged at your recent appreciation of my "councelling" (ahem) abilities, its certainly one of the upsides of being in the Intenet advice business.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
SnoozeControl wrote: A doctor has to be good with his hands.:yh_whistl
I do try to keep things as cerebral as possible of course. But yes, essentially its all in the hands.
I do try to keep things as cerebral as possible of course. But yes, essentially its all in the hands.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
SnoozeControl wrote: I hope you managed to massage that abnormally large swelling back to health.
Shutting up now.
Thank you for the "abnormally large" comment. Its good to know that I am thought of well. Unfotunatly that was just a cell phone on silent though.
Shutting up now.
Thank you for the "abnormally large" comment. Its good to know that I am thought of well. Unfotunatly that was just a cell phone on silent though.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
Pinky wrote: Cerebral huh? The left sideof the brain isn't everything!
Aha, you need someone totally uninhibited to counteract the Corberst efects.
Yourcouncelling abilities are fab, don't worry! Though I think you should get me on your couch far more, hehehehe!
You win again, I am blushing in a totally unprofessional manner once more. You are irrepresible, that is a good quality in a woman.
Aha, you need someone totally uninhibited to counteract the Corberst efects.
Yourcouncelling abilities are fab, don't worry! Though I think you should get me on your couch far more, hehehehe!
You win again, I am blushing in a totally unprofessional manner once more. You are irrepresible, that is a good quality in a woman.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
Pinky wrote: I have been told that I'm irrepressable and incorirgable. I don't see either as an insult:o
Hey, even Docs need good medicene
What can I say, you are completely right of course. I am far too serious minded and you are a good tonic. Now you have become the doctor and I am the patient, I didn't see that coming. :wah:
Hey, even Docs need good medicene
What can I say, you are completely right of course. I am far too serious minded and you are a good tonic. Now you have become the doctor and I am the patient, I didn't see that coming. :wah:
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
Okay, its definetly time for sleep. Pinky I want a full update on your tatoo and subsequent hangover, as well as some top class, freestyle flirting. Snooze, I want some MP3 advice on how you did your voice, and Nomad, just be yourself and I will see you soon.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
Pinky wrote: Aha!!!!
I think I may be an untrustworthy doc:-3
I mainly focus on unusual swellings, lol! Yu seem to have one that keps reoccurring. I think you may need a home visit:D
ooooooooeeeeeeeee Can I come too Pinky
(pun not intended....seen and left):D
I think I may be an untrustworthy doc:-3
I mainly focus on unusual swellings, lol! Yu seem to have one that keps reoccurring. I think you may need a home visit:D
ooooooooeeeeeeeee Can I come too Pinky
(pun not intended....seen and left):Dmiriam:yh_flower
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
Pinky wrote: Just as long as you promise not video anything!
Dr G's reutation may be at stake if you do. :-3
Ooooooh we'll protect his reputation Pinky
oh yes, but his other parts may take a beating:-2
Dr G's reutation may be at stake if you do. :-3
Ooooooh we'll protect his reputation Pinky
oh yes, but his other parts may take a beating:-2
miriam:yh_flower
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
Pinky wrote: My god, they will if he and I ever meet
LOL......add me to that and he'll be lucky to come out alive:D (pun not intended again....but seen and left)
LOL......add me to that and he'll be lucky to come out alive:D (pun not intended again....but seen and left)
miriam:yh_flower
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?