And now for something completely different...

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:28 pm

Speaking of panda bears, I noticed a paper bag on ground outside my house today. It was empty. Imagine!!!

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:30 pm

Then the wind blew it away. At least I don't have to think about it anymore. Wait. I just did. Well, I won't think about it tomorrow.

Bullet · Post by **Bullet** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:38 pm

Paula, stop it. I know you took over everybody's thingies and are posting under their names. Stop it...STOP IT ...FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOOOOOPPP!!!!

Bullet · Post by **Bullet** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:41 pm

You stop it. I'll use your posting thingy now. BAHAHAhahaha (evil laugh)

Bullet · Post by **Bullet** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:42 pm

No YOU stop it!!

Bullet · Post by **Bullet** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:43 pm

Your a poopie head.

Bullet · Post by **Bullet** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:44 pm

I'm rubber and your glue....:p

Post by **kensloft** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:06 pm

Walked bye the pizza store and the guy that works in there looked at me.

Post by **kensloft** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:08 pm

Then I walked bye the 7 - 11 and they were to far away for me to see whether or not they were looking at me.

Post by **kensloft** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:09 pm

Decided to let the dog take me for a run.

Post by **kensloft** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:10 pm

I have him trained so that I don't have to struggle with his pulling anymore.

Post by **kensloft** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:11 pm

Now, I just run behind him.

Post by **kensloft** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:12 pm

I don't like it when he makes sudden stops!

Post by **kensloft** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:12 pm

I'm sure that he knows what he is doing.

Post by **kensloft** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:13 pm

He likes to watch me stumble into him and have to jump over him.

Bullet · Post by **Bullet** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:14 pm

sounds ruff

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:16 pm

Bullet wrote: sounds ruff
Now, THAT'S a postslut! Geez, Bullet! :yh_eyerol

Bullet · Post by **Bullet** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:19 pm

JAB wrote: So, just to be on the safe side, they artificially inseminated the panda lady. Can you imagine that?

I can't either which is why I think Charles and Camilla shouldn't marry. Omigod! I had another thought! You don't think they'd artificially inseminate her if she couldn't get pregnant the old-fashioned way, do you?! :-3 Yikes!!Artificial insemination. Both words have four syllabills. But really now, ice cream does not have hair. Unless you drop it on the floor. 3 second rule!!!

Bullet · Post by **Bullet** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:19 pm

BabyRider wrote: Now, THAT'S a postslut! Geez, Bullet! :yh_eyerol

I have no pride!!lol

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:52 pm

Ha ha ha!!! I ate NEMO for dinner last night.

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 9:46 pm

Every time I drive over the Lion's Gate Bridge I scream all the way across. It's better than a rollercoaster ride.

Post by **kensloft** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 10:34 pm

I can't wait to go across the Lion's Gate Bridge.

Post by **kensloft** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 10:36 pm

If you wanna talk about bridges you should see the ones in Monteal.

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 11:11 pm

kensloft wrote: I can't wait to go across the Lion's Gate Bridge.
We can hold hands and scream together. You steer.

Post by **kensloft** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 11:39 pm

koan wrote: We can hold hands and scream together. You steer.

It's usually with the hands in the air when it's going down..

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 11:55 pm

They've got three tiny lanes. The middle one changes direction at random. One of us must have our hands on the wheel!

Post by **kensloft** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 12:13 am

koan wrote: They've got three tiny lanes. The middle one changes direction at random. One of us must have our hands on the wheel!
You take the ups and I'll take the downs.

koan · Post by **koan** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 12:38 am

I think it would be really nice to squish my toes around in mud. I haven't done that for a long time.

Post by **kensloft** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 9:32 am

Skipping rocks on the water's surface.

David813 · Post by **David813** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 9:36 am

Waking up to a socialist America....

RedSoxFan · Post by **RedSoxFan** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 9:44 am

Watching Koan land face first after slipping in the mud.....

koan · Post by **koan** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 10:26 am

RSF...not letting a girl get to you are you? :yh_giggle

David813 · Post by **David813** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 11:02 am

Jeez RedSock! You have kind of a mean streak don't you! Koan is a cat person like me and she lives in a cool place! LAY OFF!!

Post by **kensloft** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 11:10 am

RedSoxFan wrote: Watching Koan land face first after slipping in the mud.....
Watching rsf look and sound like a desperate dink.

RedSoxFan · Post by **RedSoxFan** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 11:25 am

kensloft wrote: Watching rsf look and sound like a desperate dink.

The only thing im desperate for is cleaning off Koans toes.....mmmmmm

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 11:30 am

BOTH SIDES NOW

- Joni Mitchell

Rows and flows of angel hair

And ice cream castles in the air

And feather canyons everywhere

I've looked at clouds that way

But now they only block the sun

They rain and they snow on everyone

So many things I would have done

But clouds got in my way

I've looked at clouds from both sides now

From up and down, and still somehow

It's cloud illusions I recall

I really don't know clouds at all

Moons and Junes and Ferris wheels

The dizzy dancing way that you feel

As every fairy tale comes real

I've looked at love that way

But now it's just another show

And you leave 'em laughing when you go

And if you care, don't let them know

Don't give yourself away

I've looked at love from both sides now

From give and take, and still somehow

It's love's illusions I recall

I really don't know love

Really don't know love at all

Tears and fears and feeling proud

To say "I love you" right out loud

Dreams and schemes and circus crowds

I've looked at life that way

Oh but now old friends they're acting strange

And they shake their heads

And they tell me that I've changed

Well something's lost but something's gained

In living every day

I've looked at life from both sides now

From win and lose and still somehow

It's life's illusions I recall

I really don't know life at all

It's life's illusions I recall

I really don't know life

I really don't know life at all

COPYRIGHT 1967

koan · Post by **koan** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 2:44 pm

RedSoxFan wrote: The only thing im desperate for is cleaning off Koans toes.....mmmmmm

Back of the line, buddy.

David813 · Post by **David813** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 2:59 pm

I wonder if the RedSox organization is aware it's name is being used by such a miscreant.

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 3:13 pm

David813 wrote: I wonder if the RedSox organization is aware it's name is being used by such a miscreant.

I was thinking more a bit of a d-i-*-k!!

David813 · Post by **David813** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 3:23 pm

LOL!!!! I really want to see him and koan mud wrestle.

RedSoxFan · Post by **RedSoxFan** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 3:32 pm

David813 wrote: I wonder if the RedSox organization is aware it's name is being used by such a miscreant.

Obviously you dont know much about the Red Sox organization.

Post by **kensloft** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 4:12 pm

RedSoxFan wrote: Obviously you dont know much about the Red Sox organization.
What do you know about the Red Sox orgnization? Huh? Hmmm?

RedSoxFan · Post by **RedSoxFan** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 4:17 pm

kensloft wrote: What do you know about the Red Sox orgnization? Huh? Hmmm?

I think the question is: What dont I know about the Red Sox organization?

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 4:49 pm

are you a red sox organization owner, manager, ceo kinda person or just a stalker.

RedSoxFan · Post by **RedSoxFan** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 4:53 pm

minks wrote: are you a red sox organization owner, manager, ceo kinda person or just a stalker.

Nope. Dont want to get too much into the details but I know a few people within the organiztion, that are high up on the ladder.

koan · Post by **koan** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 7:38 pm

I've got eight different 10'' blades for my compound mitre saw. They are all good for different reasons. I have a favourite, though.