And now for something completely different...

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 11:28 pm

Welcome to the game where nothing you write has to have anything to do with what was just said! (AKA "postslutting")

I had the urge to eat sushi tonight but didn't do it.

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 11:39 pm

And you can chase your own post too. Hey, throw caution to the wind!

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 12:39 am

koan wrote: And you can chase your own post too. Hey, throw caution to the wind!
Does thios mean that I can go

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 12:40 am

kensloft wrote: Does thios mean that I can go
on and

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 12:41 am

kensloft wrote: on and
and on

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 12:43 am

kensloft wrote: and on
and on?

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 12:44 am

Today I decided to go out and do some things around town to get ready for my big move. It was and is fun to be getting ready to be with the person I love.

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 1:19 am

I think chickens look incredibly stupid. I would like to chase one some day...and maybe cut its head off. :yh_chickn

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 1:19 am

Well, when you stop and think about the effect that Quantum Physics has on the wild life of Sri Lanka and combine that with man's quest for immortality, well, is it any wonder?

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 1:21 am

It would be even more fun to chase one of those featherless chickens that KFC breeds.

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 1:58 am

koan wrote: It would be even more fun to chase one of those featherless chickens that KFC breeds.
Poor li'l chickens. Think of how cold they'll be when the temperature drops?

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 2:07 am

I stared at my mouse for a while and I swear I made it move. Just with the power of my MIND!

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 2:08 am

They say humidity makes your hair go curly but mine gets curly when it dries.

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 2:09 am

At least they don't say humidity makes your hair go fluffy. Wait, maybe they do.

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 2:42 am

koan wrote: At least they don't say humidity makes your hair go fluffy. Wait, maybe they do.
They do say that humidity makes your hair curl.

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 2:43 am

Or is that drinking milk or is it whiskey that'll curl your hair?

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 3:00 am

I can't make my baby toe move away from the other toes. I can separate all the other ones. Do we really need baby toes?

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 3:05 am

koan wrote: I can't make my baby toe move away from the other toes. I can separate all the other ones. Do we really need baby toes?
Baby toes are needed or you will have to go around saying, "My not as big as the rest of my toes is separating from the other just fine!"

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 3:06 am

Why do girls not have underarm hair? This is one of the monumental questions of the difference between men and women.

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 11:56 am

kensloft wrote: Why do girls not have underarm hair? This is one of the monumental questions of the difference between men and women.

THEY DO IN EUROPE

A Karenina · Post by **A Karenina** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 12:23 pm

koan wrote: THEY DO IN EUROPE
It's coincidental that you would mention women and their underarm hair, because just this morning I was reading about how the whales will soon be migrating along the Oregon coast. Perhaps this year I will get lucky and see them eating sea lions.

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 1:02 pm

A Karenina wrote: It's coincidental that you would mention women and their underarm hair, because just this morning I was reading about how the whales will soon be migrating along the Oregon coast. Perhaps this year I will get lucky and see them eating sea lions.
Is it the killer whales that are migrating?

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 1:03 pm

Free Willy is no more.

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 1:03 pm

Sometimes I like to lay back and dream about a better world.

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 1:04 pm

Walking through the Valley of Death is fun when you are walking in the Light.

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 1:06 pm

Opening up someone to the better things in life is the grandest present of all. Even if they don't appreciate it you know that eventually they will be thankful for having had their eyes opened.

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 1:07 pm

Racists come in all sizes, shapes and colours.

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 1:08 pm

Someday the world will be filled with love and respect for all by all.

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 1:36 pm

kensloft wrote: Someday the world will be filled with love and respect for all by all.

But not today.

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 1:38 pm

As the sun shines on my face I think "Wow. I can feel the radiation". It still feels good though.

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 2:08 pm

koan wrote: But not today.
Today in my head it exists!

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 2:09 pm

koan wrote: As the sun shines on my face I think "Wow. I can feel the radiation". It still feels good though.
Don't forget that the radiation is best before ten in the morning and afer four in the afternoon.

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 2:24 pm

kensloft wrote: Today in my head it exists!

If there are places I'd rather be then in your head might be one of them. What else is in there? Is it safe?

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 2:25 pm

Some of my plants seem to hate me. I don't blame them...entirely.

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 9:15 pm

koan wrote: Some of my plants seem to hate me. I don't blame them...entirely.
You've got to speak to them. Move up close to them and breathe your co2 onto them. They will apprecaite the food.

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 9:16 pm

Being in a conversation with someone that tells the same story over and over again is boring and tedious.

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 9:17 pm

Why do people think that they can drive and speak on the cellphone at the same time?

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 9:19 pm

When wil I learn to not look miffed when I see people driving in downtown traffic with a phone in their ear?

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 9:57 pm

kensloft wrote: When wil I learn to not look miffed when I see people driving in downtown traffic with a phone in their ear?
Why don't you move closer to them and breathe co2 onto them?

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 10:25 pm

koan wrote: Why don't you move closer to them and breathe co2 onto them?
That's plants sweetheart.

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 10:26 pm

Why don't more cities get into using the tramway system of delivering commuters to work?

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 10:39 pm

The days of the horse and buggy of the last century have been replaced by the new cars of the information age... the computer's Internet.

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 10:49 pm

Here I am, writing my 2000th post. As it should have some importance I thought...a poem? A new thread? No. I just want to say I love you, kensloft.

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 10:56 pm

koan wrote: Here I am, writing my 2000th post. As it should have some importance I thought...a poem? A new thread? No. I just want to say I love you, kensloft.
I am so happy to hear that you do.

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 10:57 pm

It makes my day.

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 10:58 pm

It tells me that life is good.

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 10:59 pm

It is the most important thing in the world.

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 11:02 pm

koan wrote: Here I am, writing my 2000th post. As it should have some importance I thought...a poem? A new thread? No. I just want to say I love you, kensloft.
With my 2000th post I want to tell you that I love you, too, koan. You are the world to me and I love your insight and approach to living life. I love you.

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 11:23 pm

Now that that's over. Eat my dust! I'm a posting maniac!