Stepping Up To The Line

Trixie Belle · Post by **Trixie Belle** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 11:55 am

SnoozeControl wrote: Why would I ask if she had had her baby if I already knew? And if you've got a problem with me, why not dredge all this up at the forum it occurred in? What exactly is YOUR point?

Because you are here playing victim. And mad because mad because I won't let you, isn't the reason for the PM's???

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 11:56 am

valerie wrote: Cher, your line should read "Bet my SWEET ass..."

'Cause it surely is... hunny bunny!

(Somebody stop me!!)

:rolleyes:

Awww

You must have noticed it in our threesome with Snoozie

:-4

anastrophe · Post by **anastrophe** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:06 pm

cherandbuster wrote: That IS awesome!

Paul

Won't Val let me borrow you for JUST a couple of nights? :guitarist

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:07 pm

anastrophe wrote:

Take me

I'm yours :guitarist

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:12 pm

*taking a number*

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:13 pm

cherandbuster wrote: Take me

I'm yours :guitarist

Right, where's that telephoto lens gone.......:wah:

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:16 pm

Wopster, that pic of your little boy is just the CUTEST thing... makes

me smile every time I see him!!

:-4

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:19 pm

valerie wrote: Wopster, that pic of your little boy is just the CUTEST thing... makes

me smile every time I see him!!

:-4

Thank you!!:o

Now his ego really has gotten to big for the front room:wah:;)

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:22 pm

woppy71 wrote: Right, where's that telephoto lens gone.......:wah:

Watch out Wopster

You are next on my list :sneaky: :guitarist

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:34 pm

:-2

Blimey........:-3:wah:

anastrophe · Post by **anastrophe** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:36 pm

Always feed a parking meter with the smallest denomination coins you have. You will almost always get more time for your money if you use pennies instead of dimes. And if the meter jams, you win big.

(this is becoming outdated with the advent of digital parking meters)

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:37 pm

They take pennies?

anastrophe · Post by **anastrophe** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:38 pm

Never make an important decision with a full bladder.

anastrophe · Post by **anastrophe** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:39 pm

chonsigirl wrote: They take pennies?

yeah, probably not anymore either! the book was published sixteen years ago...

anastrophe · Post by **anastrophe** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:40 pm

The quality of the flavor of cheese is inversely proportional to the thickness of the slice.

anastrophe · Post by **anastrophe** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:41 pm

Wait at least one hour before investigating a charge of dynamite that didn't go off.

ARgi · Post by **ARgi** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:42 pm

rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind...

:sneaky:

anastrophe · Post by **anastrophe** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:49 pm

Driving in a foreign country: Slow down for donkeys, speed up for goats, and stop for cows. Donkeys will get out of your way, it's almost impossible to hit a goat, and it's almost impossible to avoid hitting a cow.

anastrophe · Post by **anastrophe** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:50 pm

To tell if a pearl is genuine, rub it against your teeth. A fake pearl will feel smooth; the real thing will grate.

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:54 pm

If you eliminate the possible, whatever is left, no matter how improbable, must be the answer

anastrophe · Post by **anastrophe** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:02 pm

As a rule of thumb, it's time to open your parachute when cars look as big as ants.

When ants look as big as cars, you've waited too long.

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:04 pm

Hold the boat Mr. Paul I want verification of this..

[QUOTE]here's a bit of elephant trivia:

The African Elephant has an ear shaped like Africa.

The Indian Elephant has an ear shaped like India.[/QUOTE]

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:07 pm

elephant ears? Shaped like continents and countries? OK. Actually, I think I did hear something like this somewhere.

ARgi · Post by **ARgi** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:09 pm

Look...avocados >

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:10 pm

Oh how i love guacamole:)

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:12 pm

:wah: :wah: So Arnie your in the second group... :-3

P.S. glad to see you back mate..:-4

[QUOTE]There are three types of people in this world: those who can count and those that cant[/QUOTE]

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:14 pm

I used to be a schizophrenic, but i'm alright now, and so am I

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:18 pm

Me to, me to :-3 :-3

[QUOTE]I used to be a schizophrenic, but i'm alright now, and so am I[/QUOTE]

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:19 pm

This is true and I seem to have more fun drinking Alcohol...:wah:

[QUOTE]Alcohol doesnt solve any problems....but then again neither does milk[/QUOTE]

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:20 pm

ArnoldLayne wrote: Ooooohhh thats another rib gone

Come over here, Arnie Baby

Lemme break another rib for you :-4

Such a pleasure to see you here, my friend :guitarist

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:33 pm

Arnold!:)

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:39 pm

He's right about the elephant ears. Did you know they've 40,000 muscle pairs in the trunk? Trust me.

(It's amusing reading a thread when one of the participants is on your "ignore" list. :wah: )