Six kinds of sex

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King Terry
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I thought Smurfette was so cute too, but currently being at number six scares the hell outta and as for number seven ......... :-5 :-5 :-5

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Texas Thunder
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Currently between 2 and 3 .... I wish we would just Stay at Two forever.... I am just way more Horney then he is...Why Is that...Well he is 10 years older then me... Maybe thats Why?
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5 here
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No question....older men AND women are better lovers!
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Post by MzTulip »

After 32 years of marriage we have hit stages one through six some of them more than once! Number seven is looming up ahead!:D
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I have no idea what stage we'd qualify for. guess it all depends on the time of the month....:rolleyes:
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Post by Solodoe »

I was gonna plead the fifth on this one...but hell....I pretty much am the 5th one!!!!

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Pinky wrote: Hey hey....I'll second the older women one. We have experience;)


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Number 5 looking for number one.....hmm
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Post by WonderWendy3 »

SnoozeControl;284437 wrote: Recent research shows that there are 6 kinds of sex:

The 1st kind of sex is called Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face

The 2nd kind of sex is called Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone

Oops. Don't forget the 7th kind, called Social Security Sex. You get a little each month, but not enough to live on.


This is all so true...been through all the stages, even #6...have to say that 1 and 2 are my favorite...nothing wrong with being smurfy!!
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this is hilarious and oh soooo true........:wah:
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Post by Ricky-Balboa »

Why does that sound so true???:-3
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