Six kinds of sex

King Terry · Post by **King Terry** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:30 pm

I thought Smurfette was so cute too, but currently being at number six scares the hell outta and as for number seven ......... :-5 :-5 :-5

Father Superior:yh_pray

Texas Thunder · Post by **Texas Thunder** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:15 pm

Currently between 2 and 3 .... I wish we would just Stay at Two forever.... I am just way more Horney then he is...Why Is that...Well he is 10 years older then me... Maybe thats Why?

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:16 pm

5 here

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:34 pm

No question....older men AND women are better lovers!

MzTulip · Post by **MzTulip** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:43 pm

After 32 years of marriage we have hit stages one through six some of them more than once! Number seven is looming up ahead!:D

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:55 pm

I have no idea what stage we'd qualify for. guess it all depends on the time of the month....:rolleyes:

Solodoe · Post by **Solodoe** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:23 pm

I was gonna plead the fifth on this one...but hell....I pretty much am the 5th one!!!!

Deb in VT

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Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:37 pm

Pinky wrote: Hey hey....I'll second the older women one. We have experience;)

practice makes perfect pinks :wah: :wah: :wah:

weber · Post by **weber** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:49 pm

Number 5 looking for number one.....hmm

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:49 am

SnoozeControl;284437 wrote: Recent research shows that there are 6 kinds of sex:

The 1st kind of sex is called Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face

The 2nd kind of sex is called Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone

Oops. Don't forget the 7th kind, called Social Security Sex. You get a little each month, but not enough to live on.

This is all so true...been through all the stages, even #6...have to say that 1 and 2 are my favorite...nothing wrong with being smurfy!!

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:14 am

this is hilarious and oh soooo true........:wah:

Ricky-Balboa · Post by **Ricky-Balboa** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:39 pm

Why does that sound so true???:-3