Fly Swatting
Fly Swatting
Today is one of those balmy, slighty humid days that seems to have brought out an unusually large number of flies. My golf game was cancelled out and I was going to watch NASCAR on Cable but decided that I would go on a FLY HUNT instead. Actually, I didn't have to hunt for them as they sought me out instead. I armed myself with a swatter in the right and left hand. Thus far, in 3 hours and 26 minutes, I have killed 423 flies. I have killed 63% with my right hand and 35% with the left hand. If you are wondering about the other 2%, two flew into my mouth and I swallowed them accidently, and the remainder I caught barehanded. I was thinking, maybe they could make a SPORT out of this. Why not? I mean, there's Big Game Fishing, why not Big Fly Squashing. For a real challenge, try swatting them with a pencil, that takes real skill pardner. Well, Im off to take a shower (I think that's why I drew so many flies), but I would like to know if anyone has broken my 3 hour 26 minute record.
Fly Swatting
hey LON, you call that a sport?? try this!!! kitty-shooting! WHOA, big game!! 
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Bet yer arm would hurt swatting these "little" buggers!!
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bring on the flies, i am tired of winter. another northeaster storm, what a blizzard outside right now! New England where the storms don't stop this year.
Everyone has these on their face? TULIPS.
Fly Swatting
Compare with how many Mediterranean fruit flies could you swat in that time?