Monkey

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 7:55 am

I think it's ok to say penis over here!!

:-3

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 7:57 am

As poor monkey cries and cries

She get glitter in her eyes

Started yellin'

Keep the swellin'

Forget what they say about size

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 8:14 am

The crowds were coming unglued,

As Monkeys strength was renewed,

Then they decided,

That they were misguided,

They needed to take time for food!!

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:55 pm

With passion fruit and mango juice

Again the couple lit the fuse

Bounded back inside the hut

For a little monkey butt

Jungle fever's on the loose!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:07 am

Poor monkey's banana got broke,

So silly for missing the stroke,

It's starting to peel,

I'm begining to feel,

That i am going to choke........

....With laughter, thanks for making me laugh guys xoxoxo:-4

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:20 am

abbey wrote:

Poor monkey's banana got broke,

So silly for missing the stroke,

It's starting to peel,

I'm begining to feel,

That i am going to choke........

....With laughter, thanks for making me laugh guys xoxoxo:-4

:yh_monkey ...funnnnnieeee...not!!!

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:26 pm

abbey wrote:

Poor monkey's banana got broke,

So silly for missing the stroke,

It's starting to peel,

I'm begining to feel,

That i am going to choke........

....With laughter, thanks for making me laugh guys xoxoxo:-4

YESSSSSSSSSS, Funny Abbey!!! You Go Girl!!

:wah:

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:30 pm

4rum wrote: With passion fruit and mango juice

Again the couple lit the fuse

Bounded back inside the hut

For a little monkey butt

Jungle fever's on the loose!

That jungle fever's contagious,

I'm feeling sort of outrageous,

Let's take a trip,

And go skinny dip,

Best get me, while I'm corageous!!

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Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:34 pm

Our Abbey is starting to choke!!

Quick, find her a handsome young bloke,

His eyes should be kind,

With a tight lil' behind,

Come Abbey, give him a stroke!!

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4rum · Post by **4rum** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:08 am

Monkies shacked up in a hotel suite

Want lots to drink, lots to eat

Room service

Gettin' nervous

Monkies ain't known for being neat

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:14 am

Samantha wrote: That jungle fever's contagious,

I'm feeling sort of outrageous,

Let's take a trip,

And go skinny dip,

Best get me, while I'm corageous!!

I can see by your neat little bush

That you'd soon turn my mind to moosh

Better dip quick

Or it'll be a trick

And shove will soon come to push

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:00 am

4rum wrote: I can see by your neat little bush

That you'd soon turn my mind to moosh

Better dip quick

Or it'll be a trick

And shove will soon come to push

oooooOOOOOooo how yummy!! :-4

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:30 am

4rum wrote: I can see by your neat little bush

That you'd soon turn my mind to moosh

Better dip quick

Or it'll be a trick

And shove will soon come to push

Dear sir you are very risque! :-5

I'm shocked at such a display! :sneaky:

Please be discrete,

And not so offbeat,

You're turning my blonde hair to grey!

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:59 am

The bush was to the left and back

That wasn't a frontal attack

But if your eyes are blinkin'

It shows you're thinkin'

Is 'off beat' the reverse of whacked?

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:06 am

4rum wrote: The bush was to the left and back

That wasn't a frontal attack

But if your eyes are blinkin'

It shows you're thinkin'

Is 'off beat' the reverse of whacked?

Yes dear, I know that you're whacked,

Your poor little mind is cracked,

You still make me smile,

So it's all worthwhile,

I'll try not to over react.

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4rum · Post by **4rum** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:32 am

Samantha wrote: Yes dear, I know that you're whacked,

Your poor little mind is cracked,

You still make me smile,

So it's all worthwhile,

I'll try not to over react.
b-b-b-baby can you shift some of that around

Move a few of those pounds

Or I'll use up an hour

Just to sprinkle with flour

So the wet spot can be found

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:14 am

Ewwwwwwwwwww

GROSS

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Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:30 am

4rum wrote: b-b-b-baby can you shift some of that around

Move a few of those pounds

Or I'll use up an hour

Just to sprinkle with flour

So the wet spot can be found

I love you - I love you I do,

But sometimes I just misconstrue,

Where perversity ends

And your little mind bends,

I'll never be as GROSS as YOU!!!

(sorry--could NOT leave it as 666 posts)

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:51 am

Perversity can be mind bending

But MY mind I won't be defending

As for you

And your little ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Who knows what you'll find offending

just this morning you told me to lick my butt!!!

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:24 pm

My sweetie I'd rather not fight,

You're always such a delight,

You're naughty and witty,

Loving and gritty,

My passions you surely ignite!!

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4rum · Post by **4rum** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:29 am

ok:-4

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:32 am

Everyone please excuse

While we get to work on this fuse

Once it's lit

We may be gone for a bit

This chance I don't want to loose

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:14 am

Of love and romance you're the king,

You certainly know how to swing,

I'm weak in the knees,

So now if you please,

Let's see that engagement ring!!

:-4

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:24 am

Now Sammy is waiting to see,

If 4rum will take off and flee,

Watch for the bling,

It carries a sting,

Don't worry, it's just lil' ol' me!!

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:35 am

Samantha wrote: Now Sammy is waiting to see,

If 4rum will take off and flee,

Watch for the bling,

It carries a sting,

Don't worry, it's just lil' ol' me!!

There ya go... two whole carrots

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Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:49 pm

I'll take it . . .:-4

(nibble nibble!!!)

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 4:16 am

Ol' monkey awoke from a dream

An' boy was our monkey steamed

Dreamed he went swimmin'

With butt naked wimmin'

Awakened all wet from the 'stream':rolleyes:

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 4:32 am

My dear, you typed a great rhyme,

The rhythm was simply devine,

Of monkey take care,

and if you dare,

I'd like to make that monkey shine!!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:40 am

I do like monkies :-6

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:06 am

Nomad the gonad is here!

It seems like it took you a year,

If it's monkies you fancy,

We've got one named Nancy,

She'll do what you ask for a beer!

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4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 1:20 am

In case I've forgotten to mention

Monkeys love lots of attention

They're all the time buggin'

For kissin' an' huggin'

'Cause lovin' relieves all their tention

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 11:17 am

Miss Monkey's back from abroad,

She found a new beau named Claude,

She learned tantric sex,

So now what is next?

Her talents leave all the men awed.

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:48 pm

I think what they're feeling is 'odd'

Just by seeing her 'new' bod

Colgen lips

And liposucked hips

Leave them suspecting a fraud

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:59 pm

Do men really CARE if they're real?

As long as they can cop a feel?

How can they tell,

Natural from gel,

As long as they aren't made of steel.

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 12:22 am

'Men' is a general term

'Women' need to learn

Not all are the same

To think so is lame

On this point you will find me 'firm'

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:57 am

YOU are way above par,

You surpass the average by far,

You know I'm a tease,

So have at me please,

I'll wait for you down at the bar!!

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 12:08 pm

My hopes are now totally dashed!!

Down by the bar I got trashed,

When he didn't come,

I had me some rum,

I stood up to leave and I crashed!!

hoooooo hummmmmmmm

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:37 am

And so it seems, such is life

With missed opportunity I am rife

Unavoidably detained

Her ire I have gained

Her "ho-hum" cuts like a knife

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:42 am

I'd certainly have been here quicker

To stave off this onset of 'likker'

But now that she's tipsy

I wonder if she

Can be coaxed from those cute little knickers :yh_devil

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 5:00 am

My Knickers are gone--OH MY

What does this loss imply?

I hope I had fun,

When it was all done,

But who put this bow on my thigh??

:-2

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 5:55 am

Samantha wrote: My Knickers are gone--OH MY

What does this loss imply?

I hope I had fun,

When it was all done,

But who put this bow on my thigh??

:-2

Honey... that ain't no bow

It's the strings of my heart don't you know

I left them in payment

For taking your raiment

An' a lil' sumpin' sumpin' to go:sneaky:

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 5:02 pm

What was it you took "to go"

I think I've a right to know,

If you need more,

It won't be a chore,

I'll give you your very own bow.

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:53 pm

Samantha wrote: YOU are way above par,

You surpass the average by far,

You know I'm a tease,

So have at me please,

I'll wait for you down at the bar!!

I only took what you flaunted

And left what I thought you wanted

'Possessing' your nooky

Was kind of spooky

Got the feeling you've been haunted?:sneaky:

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:06 pm

Monkey was using his 'puter

To download pictures of hooters

He didn't pay

So you could say

He was a 'puter hooter looter

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 6:55 am

Poor Monkey filled up all his RAM,

With hooters and tooters and spam,

He needs a new board,

For all he has stored,

And now he wants a web cam.

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:19 am

SHOOT!..............wish I'd a thought of that one

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:21 am

Poor ol' monkey up half the night

Couldn't pull away from his favorite porn site

'Long toward dawn

Brain cells gone

PC crashed from giga bytes

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:59 am

That web cam came in really "handy"

That monkey is really a dandy,

With live video

He put on a show,

Hooked up with a chimp name of Mandy!

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Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:47 pm

I am going to learn how to dance,

I hope it will lead to romance,

The tango, the cha cha

I'll be your muchacha,

You willing to give me a glance?

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4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 2:11 am

Samantha wrote: I am going to learn how to dance,

I hope it will lead to romance,

The tango, the cha cha

I'll be your muchacha,

You willing to give me a glance?

Well I might at that if it's slow

But you didn't mention limbo

I'd drop the bar

To see how far

You'd really be willing to go