Monkey

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Mon May 22, 2006 2:58 pm

The twins are dukin' it out,

Miss Monkey is havin' a pout,

Samantha is bored,

She feels sooooo ignored,

So she'll give 4rum a shout!!

YooHoo. . . 4rum Sweetie. . .. wanna play???

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4rum · Post by **4rum** » Tue May 23, 2006 2:35 am

Samantha wrote: The twins are dukin' it out,

Miss Monkey is havin' a pout,

Samantha is bored,

She feels sooooo ignored,

So she'll give 4rum a shout!!

YooHoo. . . 4rum Sweetie. . .. wanna play???

Sweetie if you're in the notion

Let' put this 'play' into motion

You know what I like

You just bring 'yikes'

I'll bring the 'motion lotion'

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Tue May 23, 2006 2:42 am

Being broke and very annoyed

With new idea monkey toyed

He made the decision

To seek a position

And become gainfully employed

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4rum · Post by **4rum** » Tue May 23, 2006 3:10 am

HEY... now this looks exciting

He'll try some bareback riding

Yippie ti yi yo

He'll try rodeo

If his 'steed' can just stop that biting

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Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Tue May 23, 2006 6:09 am

4rum wrote: Sweetie if you're in the notion

Let' put this 'play' into motion

You know what I like

You just bring 'yikes'

I'll bring the 'motion lotion'

It's going to be a good day,

We'll start it out with some play,

Rub me with myrrh,

You'll hear me purr,

I'll do whatever you say.

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Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Tue May 23, 2006 6:19 am

4rum wrote: HEY... now this looks exciting

He'll try some bareback riding

Yippie ti yi yo

He'll try rodeo

If his 'steed' can just stop that biting

I think that Monkey's a phoney,

He thinks he's riding pony!!

He ain't got a clue,

On what he should do,

He's TOTALLY full of baloney!!

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4rum · Post by **4rum** » Tue May 23, 2006 8:07 am

Samantha wrote: I think that Monkey's a phoney,

He thinks he's riding pony!!

He ain't got a clue,

On what he should do,

He's TOTALLY full of baloney!!

:yh_rotfl :wah: :-2 :yh_rotfl

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Tue May 23, 2006 6:11 pm

The Rodeo fired monkies a$$

Caught him with the owners lass

Up he knocked 'er

But the doctor

Misdiagnosed simple gas

(click image to enlarge)

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Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:16 am

Pooor Monkey, is back on the street,

He has an appropriate beat,

He must dance and sing,

A quarter 'twill bring,

As long as his "willie's" discreet!!

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4rum · Post by **4rum** » Wed May 24, 2006 3:09 pm

Samantha wrote: It's going to be a good day,

We'll start it out with some play,

Rub me with myrrh,

You'll hear me purr,

I'll do whatever you say.

My what a nice proposition

It 'heightens' my condition

Rub me with spam

Right from the can

I'll slip in my submission

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Wed May 24, 2006 3:19 pm

Samantha wrote: Pooor Monkey, is back on the street,

He has an appropriate beat,

He must dance and sing,

A quarter 'twill bring,

As long as his "willie's" discreet!!

Now sweetie you know that that's silly

Monkey's willy is willy-nilly

He has no control

Playing's his goal

His willy is known as a dilly

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Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Wed May 24, 2006 6:14 pm

4rum wrote: My what a nice proposition

It 'heightens' my condition

Rub me with spam

Right from the can

I'll slip in my submission

A rub down with spam it will be,

Just lets not get any on me,

The dogs I'll then call,

They'll have a ball,

They'll think you're a delicacy!!

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Wed May 24, 2006 6:15 pm

4rum wrote: Now sweetie you know that that's silly

Monkey's willy is willy-nilly

He has no control

Playing's his goal

His willy is known as a dilly

He thinks his willy's a dilly????????

Now THAT is what really silly,

Miss Monkey told me,

He measured just three,

That is practically nilly!

:wah:

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Thu May 25, 2006 2:30 am

Samantha wrote: He thinks his willy's a dilly????????

Now THAT is what really silly,

Miss Monkey told me,

He measured just three,

That is practically nilly!

:wah:

Again you've been steered from the true

You've let that evil wench get to you

If size is relevant

He's hung like an elephant

Three inches ain't so bad if its THROUGH!

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Thu May 25, 2006 10:35 am

4rum wrote: Again you've been steered from the true

You've let that evil wench get to you

If size is relevant

He's hung like an elephant

Three inches ain't so bad if its THROUGH!

So. . . how do YOU know of his size?

Have you seen it with your own eyes?

I then must surmise,

That he wears a disguise,

On THIS Miss M seldom lies.

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Thu May 25, 2006 12:30 pm

Samantha wrote: So. . . how do YOU know of his size?

Have you seen it with your own eyes?

I then must surmise,

That he wears a disguise,

On THIS Miss M seldom lies.

Dear Samantha;

You need not be contrary

Over our friend so hairy

The size of his bone

Is WIDELY known

In fact it's ledendary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Fri May 26, 2006 2:19 pm

4rum wrote: Dear Samantha;

You need not be contrary

Over our friend so hairy

The size of his bone

Is WIDELY known

In fact it's ledendary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I told Miss M what you said,

She found something under his bed,

It seems that our Monkey,

Likes to get funky,

This gadget made my face red!!

:yh_questn

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sat May 27, 2006 2:45 am

Samantha wrote: I told Miss M what you said,

She found something under his bed,

It seems that our Monkey,

Likes to get funky,

This gadget made my face red!!

:yh_questn

Oh my, now this IS a disaster

It's really a flabbergaster

Nosing around

Mz. M. found

Samantha's hidden thigh-master:eek:

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sat May 27, 2006 9:18 am

4rum wrote: Oh my, now this IS a disaster

It's really a flabbergaster

Nosing around

Mz. M. found

Samantha's hidden thigh-master:eek:

Yes I once had a thigh master

T'was certainly not a disaster

My legs they could squeeze,

Keep you 'tween my knees,

How's THAT for a flabbergaster??

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sat May 27, 2006 12:00 pm

Samantha wrote: Yes I once had a thigh master

T'was certainly not a disaster

My legs they could squeeze,

Keep you 'tween my knees,

How's THAT for a flabbergaster??

Weeelllllll.....................nooowwwwww...I don't like to boast

Least ways not like most

But bring 'em thighs

Try 'em on fer size

We'll see how long they stay closed

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sun May 28, 2006 4:15 am

Samantha is ready to cruise,

What have you got to lose,

Don't be a drag,

Go pack your bag,

Dear 4rum, please don't refuse!

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sun May 28, 2006 4:19 am

They busted Chuclkes and Hope,

Seems they were smoking some dope,

"Twas parlsey" they lied,

Their Monkey brains fried,

Miss M's at the end of her rope!!

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sun May 28, 2006 4:50 am

Samantha wrote: Samantha is ready to cruise,

What have you got to lose,

Don't be a drag,

Go pack your bag,

Dear 4rum, please don't refuse!

Sweetie, how could I not???

With all the goodies you got

Cruise you say

I'm on my way

An' boy am I hot to trot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sun May 28, 2006 4:55 am

Samantha wrote: They busted Chuclkes and Hope,

Seems they were smoking some dope,

"Twas parlsey" they lied,

Their Monkey brains fried,

Miss M's at the end of her rope!!

A rope made of hemp I bet

You don't see the light as yet

Ms. M. ain't no saint

You see her as quaint

But she is as gassed as they get

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Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sun May 28, 2006 12:13 pm

4rum wrote: A rope made of hemp I bet

You don't see the light as yet

Ms. M. ain't no saint

You see her as quaint

But she is as gassed as they get

Things are becoming quite clear,

Her interest in gardening seemed queer!!

The plants that she liked

Had leaves the were spiked

I'll kick her into next year!!!

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Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sun May 28, 2006 12:24 pm

4rum wrote: Sweetie, how could I not???

With all the goodies you got

Cruise you say

I'm on my way

An' boy am I hot to trot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's leave all the monkeys in jail,

While we pack our bags and set sail,

We'll stop off in France

And have us a dance,

Then set sail on to Farthingdale.

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sun May 28, 2006 6:06 pm

Samantha wrote: Let's leave all the monkeys in jail,

While we pack our bags and set sail,

We'll stop off in France

And have us a dance,

Then set sail on to Farthingdale.

FARTHINGDALE???:yh_rotfl

Sweetie I don't have a clue

But I'd go anywhere with you

France or Spain

A walk in the rain

Your arm in mine, just we two:-4

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Mon May 29, 2006 4:10 am

4rum wrote: FARTHINGDALE???:yh_rotfl

HEY, you said you could make up words in limericks!!! So bite me!

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Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Mon May 29, 2006 4:13 am

4rum wrote: FARTHINGDALE???:yh_rotfl

Sweetie I don't have a clue

But I'd go anywhere with you

France or Spain

A walk in the rain

Your arm in mine, just we two:-4

I got us a room with a view,

Now I don't know what to do,

I'm timid and shy

And I don't know why,

Am I finally alone with you?

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Mon May 29, 2006 7:18 am

Samantha wrote: HEY, you said you could make up words in limericks!!! So bite me!

....wont' bite... may nibble a little... if I can stop laughing long enough :wah:

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Mon May 29, 2006 7:24 am

Samantha wrote: I got us a room with a view,

Now I don't know what to do,

I'm timid and shy

And I don't know why,

Am I finally alone with you?

Alone and the shades are drawn

We'll pet till your shyness is gone

No other view

Can match that of you

So hush now, we'll cuddle till dawn :yh_flower

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Mon May 29, 2006 8:08 am

4rum wrote: Alone and the shades are drawn

We'll pet till your shyness is gone

No other view

Can match that of you

So hush now, we'll cuddle till dawn :yh_flower

Oh My!!

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Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Tue May 30, 2006 4:02 am

Samantha wrote: Oh My!!

Wake up, wake up and hear,

The birds are singing so clear,

A sweet symphony,

To our harmony,

A mem'ry I'll hold to me dear.

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Tue May 30, 2006 4:07 am

I hear strange sounds at our door!!

It's something I just can't ignore,

A rat-a-tat-tat. . .

Do you have a cat?

Please check my love, I implore!!

:-4

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Tue May 30, 2006 3:44 pm

It's monkey.... sigh... kit, bag and baggage

Seems his rent is sort of in laggage

He's been evicted

On his butt kickted

His little heart is deep in saggage

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Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Tue May 30, 2006 4:23 pm

4rum wrote: It's monkey.... sigh... kit, bag and baggage

Seems his rent is sort of in laggage

He's been evicted

On his butt kickted

His little heart is deep in saggage

and YOU complained about Farthingdale??

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Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Tue May 30, 2006 5:15 pm

4rum wrote: It's monkey.... sigh... kit, bag and baggage

Seems his rent is sort of in laggage

He's been evicted

On his butt kickted

His little heart is deep in saggage

Deep in "saggage" by assage!!

Don't you give him free passage,

He's been selling dope,

With Chuckles and Hope,

Make sure there's no dope in his baggage.

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4rum · Post by **4rum** » Wed May 31, 2006 2:31 am

Samantha wrote: Deep in "saggage" by assage!!

Don't you give him free passage,

He's been selling dope,

With Chuckles and Hope,

Make sure there's no dope in his baggage.

At parties he might smoke or smell it

But Monkey would never sell it

No damnation

For recreation

On this point he is a zealot

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Wed May 31, 2006 6:38 am

4rum wrote: At parties he might smoke or smell it

But Monkey would never sell it

No damnation

For recreation

On this point he is a zealot

I'm glad you're so trusting of him,

But MY expectations are grim,

He's out on our stoop,

Flinging his poop,

I'll rip him from limb, to limb!!

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Wed May 31, 2006 3:06 pm

Samantha wrote: I'm glad you're so trusting of him,

But MY expectations are grim,

He's out on our stoop,

Flinging his poop,

I'll rip him from limb, to limb!!

Sigh... his libido is all akimbo

Not that unusual for him though

If YOU had to look

At this knock of nook

You'd see his aversion to bimbo's

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Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:15 am

4rum wrote: Sigh... his libido is all akimbo

Not that unusual for him though

If YOU had to look

At this knock of nook

You'd see his aversion to bimbo's

His libido is right off the charts

So is the smell of his farts

I will NOT look

At his knock of the nook

I'm busy with MY sweetheart.

:-4

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:47 am

Shhhhhhhhhh... I'll just close the door

There's passions we need to explore

Feelings reviewed

Pleasures renewed

You'll not be left wanting for more

:yh_flower

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:14 am

4rum wrote: Shhhhhhhhhh... I'll just close the door

There's passions we need to explore

Feelings reviewed

Pleasures renewed

You'll not be left wanting for more

:yh_flower

sigh!! (and all the readers go :yh_sick)

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:30 am

The tribe is now out of jail,

Seems Monkey posted their bail,

They're header out west,

On some sort of quest,

In search of the Great Monkey Grail!!

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4rum · Post by **4rum** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:46 pm

Samantha wrote: His libido is right off the charts

So is the smell of his farts

I will NOT look

At his knock of the nook

I'm busy with MY sweetheart.

:-4

sigh!! (and all the readers go )

So I take it romance is out?

Bodily functions are what you're about

Seems rather tacky

Maybe some lacky

Will join you to 'work something out'

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:57 pm

Monkey needed a break

So he's decided to take

A ride into space

ALONE in solace

His poor little brain is at stake

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Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:47 am

4rum wrote: sigh!! (and all the readers go )

So I take it romance is out?

Bodily functions are what you're about

Seems rather tacky

Maybe some lacky

Will join you to 'work something out'

Romance was never in doubt,

Sometimes I just like to pout,

Let's go for a stroll

On a quiet atoll,

Then go for a swim, clothing out!

:-4

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:49 am

Monkey's in absolute elation

With his stellar vacation

Away from 'Big Blue'

In a room with a view

With a cooler FULL of libation

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Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:42 am

you sure that's a monkey in that suit? Looks like a hippo to me!!

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_hypno :yh_hypno

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:44 am

Samantha wrote: you sure that's a monkey in that suit? Looks like a hippo to me!!

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_hypno :yh_hypno

I'm sure.