Monkey
Monkey
Hid out on a tropical isle
To wile away his while
Tennis and swimmin'
With big legg'ed wimmin'
Now monkey was livin' in style
To wile away his while
Tennis and swimmin'
With big legg'ed wimmin'
Now monkey was livin' in style
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Monkey
Big beach ape
Kicked sand in his face
Monkey got to pump up
And retake his place.
Monkey girls
Oogle ape, yahoo!
Monkey no like
So he goes boo-hoo.
Grabs a coconut
From nearby tree
Conked the ape
Girls hug monkey with glee.
Kicked sand in his face
Monkey got to pump up
And retake his place.
Monkey girls
Oogle ape, yahoo!
Monkey no like
So he goes boo-hoo.
Grabs a coconut
From nearby tree
Conked the ape
Girls hug monkey with glee.
Monkey
Dear 4Rum, my heart strings you pluck,
To find you, has been my good luck,
You are quite a find,
You're one of a kind,
So with me, you are now stuck,
Smooches dahlink!!
pant pant
To find you, has been my good luck,
You are quite a find,
You're one of a kind,
So with me, you are now stuck,
Smooches dahlink!!
pant pant
Monkey
Samantha wrote: Dear 4Rum, my heart strings you pluck,
To find you, has been my good luck,
You are quite a find,
You're one of a kind,
So with me, you are now stuck,
Smooches dahlink!!
pant pant
Well stuck is a form of stick
Sticking with you is no trick
You're smart and pretty
And oh so witty
You're certainly my top pick
:yh_kiss
To find you, has been my good luck,
You are quite a find,
You're one of a kind,
So with me, you are now stuck,
Smooches dahlink!!
pant pant
Well stuck is a form of stick
Sticking with you is no trick
You're smart and pretty
And oh so witty
You're certainly my top pick
:yh_kiss
Monkey
chonsigirl wrote: Big beach ape
Kicked sand in his face
Monkey got to pump up
And retake his place.
Monkey girls
Oogle ape, yahoo!
Monkey no like
So he goes boo-hoo.
Grabs a coconut
From nearby tree
Conked the ape
Girls hug monkey with glee.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay for some help we been wishin'
Yours is a welcome addition
I love your wit
Stay for a bit
Monkey might take you fishin'
Kicked sand in his face
Monkey got to pump up
And retake his place.
Monkey girls
Oogle ape, yahoo!
Monkey no like
So he goes boo-hoo.
Grabs a coconut
From nearby tree
Conked the ape
Girls hug monkey with glee.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay for some help we been wishin'
Yours is a welcome addition
I love your wit
Stay for a bit
Monkey might take you fishin'
Monkey
Well monkey's certainly smilin'
Seems more folks are pilin'
Onto the yacht
For what might get caught
NOW our party is stylin'
Seems more folks are pilin'
Onto the yacht
For what might get caught
NOW our party is stylin'
Monkey
Let's take 'er to sea for a sail
The good frigate Abigail
With party favors
Invite all the neighbors
We'll start us a "Monkey Tale"
The good frigate Abigail
With party favors
Invite all the neighbors
We'll start us a "Monkey Tale"
Monkey
We'll have ale from a flagon
From adventure not laggin'
Just one initiation
Your imagination
In search of unicorns and dragons
From adventure not laggin'
Just one initiation
Your imagination
In search of unicorns and dragons
Monkey
WOO HOO.......... er.... I mean YOHO!
Might be a good place to mention
While monkey LOVES the attention
If you board the yatchitwill
Pro'bly get naughty-cal
Just know your arm he IS wrenchin'
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Might be a good place to mention
While monkey LOVES the attention
If you board the yatchitwill
Pro'bly get naughty-cal
Just know your arm he IS wrenchin'
Attached files
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Monkey
Making a banana shake
Monkey some attention needs,
More then food and fun for him,
A little rub down as he feeds.
Shake cools you down,
Give your back a rubba rubba,
Girl monkeys make you
Feel hubba hubba!
Monkey some attention needs,
More then food and fun for him,
A little rub down as he feeds.
Shake cools you down,
Give your back a rubba rubba,
Girl monkeys make you
Feel hubba hubba!
Monkey
So pull up a keg all me hearties
Let monkey teach you to party
Cast off inhibition
Fun is our mission
So board NOW and don't be tardy
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Let monkey teach you to party
Cast off inhibition
Fun is our mission
So board NOW and don't be tardy
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Monkey
Pirate monkey looking for crew
Shangai beauties for you know who.
Monkey another tactic try,
Before the girls all slip by.
Lay in the stores
Aboard that tug,
Banana daiquiris maybe
That we all can chug.
Pearls from the sea
Some dubloons or more,
Entice us girls
A little more.
Shangai beauties for you know who.
Monkey another tactic try,
Before the girls all slip by.
Lay in the stores
Aboard that tug,
Banana daiquiris maybe
That we all can chug.
Pearls from the sea
Some dubloons or more,
Entice us girls
A little more.
Monkey
.......uh, carful in shakin' his 'nanner
Monkey aint' known fer his manners
Make woody his peg
He'll dry hump yer leg
While givin' yer koochikoo ganders
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Monkey aint' known fer his manners
Make woody his peg
He'll dry hump yer leg
While givin' yer koochikoo ganders
Attached files
Monkey
chonsigirl wrote: Pirate monkey looking for crew
Shangai beauties for you know who.
Monkey another tactic try,
Before the girls all slip by.
Lay in the stores
Aboard that tug,
Banana daiquiris maybe
That we all can chug.
Pearls from the sea
Some dubloons or more,
Entice us girls
A little more.
So you've caught on to the little pirate
Your imagination, he inspire it
But be understandin'
If you load his cannon
He's not afraid to fire it!!!!!
Shangai beauties for you know who.
Monkey another tactic try,
Before the girls all slip by.
Lay in the stores
Aboard that tug,
Banana daiquiris maybe
That we all can chug.
Pearls from the sea
Some dubloons or more,
Entice us girls
A little more.
So you've caught on to the little pirate
Your imagination, he inspire it
But be understandin'
If you load his cannon
He's not afraid to fire it!!!!!
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Monkey
A heart ho-ho
Give monkey in glee,
Watching pretty girls
Ship out to sea.
Monkey need
To give more than thanks
Or girl monkeys mutiny
And he walks the plank!
Give monkey in glee,
Watching pretty girls
Ship out to sea.
Monkey need
To give more than thanks
Or girl monkeys mutiny
And he walks the plank!
Monkey
Lay on dak'ris, 'ritas an' rum
No matter where yer from
Welcome a board
While we're still moored
Let's wait for Samantha to come
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No matter where yer from
Welcome a board
While we're still moored
Let's wait for Samantha to come
Attached files
Monkey
She's a spritely an' comely lass
I'll tell you this from my past
Can't leave her behind
Hope ya'll don't mind
('Sides, she'd kick my ass)
:yh_rotfl
I'll tell you this from my past
Can't leave her behind
Hope ya'll don't mind
('Sides, she'd kick my ass)
:yh_rotfl
Monkey
...wait....wait................siiiiiiiiiiiiiigh............visualizing here...........WOW!!!
Shipmates, bikinis and booze
Sounds like a heck of a cruise
Might be some fishin'
But my intuition
Thinks 'feedin' time at the zoo'
Shipmates, bikinis and booze
Sounds like a heck of a cruise
Might be some fishin'
But my intuition
Thinks 'feedin' time at the zoo'
Monkey
Samantha!!!!!!get yer cute little knickers in here..........
Monkey
Hey, I'm finally on board,
I'm looking for a reward,
While all monkeys dance,
And hope for romance,
I'll polish Sir 4Rum's Sword!!
Yummy!!:-4
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I'm looking for a reward,
While all monkeys dance,
And hope for romance,
I'll polish Sir 4Rum's Sword!!
Yummy!!:-4
Attached files
Monkey
Welcome aboard koochikoo!
I see you like chocolate too!
But please inform me,
Where Tasweigia be,
Or else, just give me a clue.
I see you like chocolate too!
But please inform me,
Where Tasweigia be,
Or else, just give me a clue.
Monkey
Samantha wrote: Hey, I'm finally on board,
I'm looking for a reward,
While all monkeys dance,
And hope for romance,
I'll polish Sir 4Rum's Sword!!
Yummy!!:-4
.......ulp.........hunh........whew...........er..........um........i'm going to my room now...
I'm looking for a reward,
While all monkeys dance,
And hope for romance,
I'll polish Sir 4Rum's Sword!!
Yummy!!:-4
.......ulp.........hunh........whew...........er..........um........i'm going to my room now...
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Monkey
Sailing to and fro
With Monkey below
The girls jib the sails
As monkey wails.
"To Monte Carlo we go"
Weak aye-aye heard from below,
Girls know how to cruise
Monkey's got 'nuttin to loose.
With Monkey below
The girls jib the sails
As monkey wails.
"To Monte Carlo we go"
Weak aye-aye heard from below,
Girls know how to cruise
Monkey's got 'nuttin to loose.
Monkey
Nomad wrote: I like monkeys ! :-6You're supposed to do it in rhyme Gonads. :rolleyes: :p
Monkey
Monkey barfed up his banana,
All the while eyeing Miss Hannah,
Chonsi looks charming,
While Snooze is disarming,
Then he'll move on to Diannah!
All the while eyeing Miss Hannah,
Chonsi looks charming,
While Snooze is disarming,
Then he'll move on to Diannah!
Monkey
abbey wrote: You're supposed to do it in rhyme Gonads. :rolleyes: :p
Great retort!!
What a sport,
Now our games we won't abort!
:guitarist
Great retort!!
What a sport,
Now our games we won't abort!
:guitarist
Monkey
4rum wrote: .......ulp.........hunh........whew...........er..........um........i'm going to my room now...
When 4Rum goes to his room,
Samantha sense the gloom,
Come out Sweetie Pie,
I'll ply you with Rye,
Our antic will then resume.
(He's a shy little bugger at times!!)
When 4Rum goes to his room,
Samantha sense the gloom,
Come out Sweetie Pie,
I'll ply you with Rye,
Our antic will then resume.
(He's a shy little bugger at times!!)
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Monkey
Getting out hook and bait
Snooze and Chonsi justy can't wait
For Arnold and Clancy to once more
Get down below and man the oars!
With her pirate spyglass held high
Sweet little Chonsi looks to the sky.
"Oh Snooze, I believe that there is hope,
Over there, please hand me that rope!"
Arnold and Clancy hanging on the raft,
Sit right back for a hearty laugh.
But their guffaws last none too long,
As that old sea gull flies along.
Chonsi had caught that bird with ease
A never a creature wanting to tease,
Let it loose after it gave it's word,
To fly over the raft and leave that t***.
"Yo-ho-ho" Snooze shouts in glee
As Sam does a jig by the azure sea.
Chonsi takes a peep in her little spyglass,
As seagull dives the raft for one last pass.
Snooze and Chonsi justy can't wait
For Arnold and Clancy to once more
Get down below and man the oars!
With her pirate spyglass held high
Sweet little Chonsi looks to the sky.
"Oh Snooze, I believe that there is hope,
Over there, please hand me that rope!"
Arnold and Clancy hanging on the raft,
Sit right back for a hearty laugh.
But their guffaws last none too long,
As that old sea gull flies along.
Chonsi had caught that bird with ease
A never a creature wanting to tease,
Let it loose after it gave it's word,
To fly over the raft and leave that t***.
"Yo-ho-ho" Snooze shouts in glee
As Sam does a jig by the azure sea.
Chonsi takes a peep in her little spyglass,
As seagull dives the raft for one last pass.
Monkey
Samantha, I just got your note
Oh so happy you wrote
Take it from me
I'll gladly be
Your little man in the boat
Oh so happy you wrote
Take it from me
I'll gladly be
Your little man in the boat

Monkey
The skipper is drunk as a monkey
He's missing his favorite bunky
Her 'puter is broke
That aint no joke
'Cause he's a Samantha junky
He's missing his favorite bunky
Her 'puter is broke
That aint no joke
'Cause he's a Samantha junky
Monkey
As skipper Ol' Monkey must check
Stowaways are hiding he expects
If you're going to slip
On board a ship
Make sure it's not the 'poop deck'
Stowaways are hiding he expects
If you're going to slip
On board a ship
Make sure it's not the 'poop deck'
Monkey
The ladies had never looked cuter
Decked out sunning their hooters
But where is our Sam
First mate of the pram
And what of her unruly 'pooter'
Decked out sunning their hooters
But where is our Sam
First mate of the pram
And what of her unruly 'pooter'
Monkey
4rum wrote: Samantha, I just got your note
Oh so happy you wrote
Take it from me
I'll gladly be
Your little man in the boat
There is nothing "little" about you,
You leave me smiling, you do,
But now that I'm back,
Our rhyming won't lack,
Let's get the rest of the crew!
Oh so happy you wrote
Take it from me
I'll gladly be
Your little man in the boat

There is nothing "little" about you,
You leave me smiling, you do,
But now that I'm back,
Our rhyming won't lack,
Let's get the rest of the crew!
Monkey
Where are Chonsi and Snooze?
I think they took off with the booze,
Now Monkey is tanked,
He want's to be "spanked,"
While Sammy gives 4Rum some news!
:D
I think they took off with the booze,
Now Monkey is tanked,
He want's to be "spanked,"
While Sammy gives 4Rum some news!
:D
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Monkey
Ears all perked up
At the sounds of some news
Chonsi is waiting
Hurry up Snooze!
Monkey wanna listen
As Sam speaks sublime,
Nothing is better
Then the monkey gossip vine!
At the sounds of some news
Chonsi is waiting
Hurry up Snooze!
Monkey wanna listen
As Sam speaks sublime,
Nothing is better
Then the monkey gossip vine!
Monkey
chonsigirl wrote: Ears all perked up
At the sounds of some news
Chonsi is waiting
Hurry up Snooze!
Monkey wanna listen
As Sam speaks sublime,
Nothing is better
Then the monkey gossip vine!
Your idea of a checkin
Is wonderful I reckon
Little gossip vine
To see who's on the line
And each can see our beckon
At the sounds of some news
Chonsi is waiting
Hurry up Snooze!
Monkey wanna listen
As Sam speaks sublime,
Nothing is better
Then the monkey gossip vine!
Your idea of a checkin
Is wonderful I reckon
Little gossip vine
To see who's on the line
And each can see our beckon
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Monkey
Laughing with glee
Monkey talk we speak,
Gossip all day,
No time for monkey play.
*passing banana daquiri your way*
Monkey talk we speak,
Gossip all day,
No time for monkey play.
*passing banana daquiri your way*
Monkey
Last night in a game of poker
Snooze fell asleep but we woker
Seems the anty
Required her panties
In her 'pat hand' was a joker
Snooze fell asleep but we woker
Seems the anty
Required her panties
In her 'pat hand' was a joker
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Monkey
Monkey joker handed the deck,
"Come on girls, what the heck!"
Girls have cards up their sleeves,
Monkey no clothes left, watch that breeze!
"Come on girls, what the heck!"
Girls have cards up their sleeves,
Monkey no clothes left, watch that breeze!
Monkey
I hear that there's a gamin'
One that there's no shamin'
I'll dance with you Sir,
Will you make me purr?
Unless you think I need tamin'
One that there's no shamin'
I'll dance with you Sir,
Will you make me purr?
Unless you think I need tamin'
Monkey
chonsigirl wrote: Monkey joker handed the deck,
"Come on girls, what the heck!"
Girls have cards up their sleeves,
Monkey no clothes left, watch that breeze!
Monkey DOES feel a draft
Feels if fore, feels it aft
Lost his britches
To you witches
While you all laughed and laughed
"Come on girls, what the heck!"
Girls have cards up their sleeves,
Monkey no clothes left, watch that breeze!
Monkey DOES feel a draft
Feels if fore, feels it aft
Lost his britches
To you witches
While you all laughed and laughed
