Ask Wolvie... everything

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 7:22 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Have you ever farted while having sex?
no. but i have been farted on.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:37 pm

flopstock wrote: Why don't we fight?
because i love you.

but i would like to have some Make-up time, so maybe we should fight.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:50 pm

heads or tails?

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 5:02 pm

Where have you been that your thread has not gotten any attention in days? :-3

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 3:50 pm

ooooOOOOOOoo. . . this looks like a thread I'm gonna lick. . .. I mean like.

So, does Wolvie answer alllllllll the questions?

I'm going to think up a couple and come back.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:01 pm

Sheryl wrote: heads or tails?
TAILS!

i'm a butt guy.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:07 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: Where have you been that your thread has not gotten any attention in days? :-3
as i said in the pub. i went to walk the earth, like Kung-Fu.

but i am partially back.

i have put 1,000 miles on my bike since i was here last. so BR should be proud.

got caught in a hail squall monday evening. that SUCKED!! i still have welts and bruises.

somebody gonna kiss 'em and make better??:o

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:11 pm

koochikoo wrote: :wah: We rarely get sharks in Tassie, only in the freezer! Besides, the reefs up the other end of the country to me anyway. And there are right bugger all sharks on the reef and of the few there are, they don't eat people. For you...

Pretty, huh?
sorry, couldn't see it. said the link was invalid.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:15 pm

flopstock wrote: you know how tight my schedule is...we'll just skip the fight thanks..unless you are looking to get spanked..:sneaky:
spanking's good. just no claw marks, ok?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:17 pm

Samantha wrote: ooooOOOOOOoo. . . this looks like a thread I'm gonna lick. . .. I mean like.

So, does Wolvie answer alllllllll the questions?

I'm going to think up a couple and come back.
Yes, yes, yes. i will answer anything. just come on back when you're ready, ok?:sneaky:

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 2:17 pm

Wolverine wrote: Yes, yes, yes. i will answer anything. just come on back when you're ready, ok?:sneaky:

OK!! Here you go.

How does one convince a man to indulge in extended foreplay?

Here's another:

Do men LIKE extended foreplay?

Here's another:

How much is too much??

Go for it BigBoy!!

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 2:58 pm

OK!! Here you go.

How does one convince a man to indulge in extended foreplay? that's not a problem i have ever been accused of. Hmmm... let me give that some thought.

Here's another:

Do men LIKE extended foreplay?YES!! well at least i do. my mission and purpose in this life to make my lady scream and pass out.

Here's another:

How much is too much??when "Ooooo" is replaced with "Owww"

Go for it BigBoy!!

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 5:23 am

Wolverine wrote: OK!! Here you go.

How does one convince a man to indulge in extended foreplay? that's not a problem i have ever been accused of. Hmmm... let me give that some thought.

Here's another:

Do men LIKE extended foreplay?YES!! well at least i do. my mission and purpose in this life to make my lady scream and pass out.

Here's another:

How much is too much??when "Ooooo" is replaced with "Owww"

Go for it BigBoy!!

Do you make house calls??:-3

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:37 pm

Samantha wrote: Do you make house calls??:-3
uhmmmm... well i have been known to on occasion.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:38 pm

koochikoo wrote: If you go back a couple of pages, you'll notice he cooks, vacuums and does laundry, too! The epitome of versatility :yh_wink
yes yes yes. thank you for pionting that out Koochi... i hate to toot my own horn. like the new Avatar BTW.

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:13 am

koochikoo wrote: Flattery gets me everywhere, right? Now, about those house calls....

New Av is my footy team, the Saints. Thought it was about time I paid up for the privelige of being in this marvellous place, and having the opportunity to converse with such esteemed and valiant persons as yourself!:p

(I'm just trying to see how far flattery will get me:) )

Can I watch??

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:14 am

koochikoo wrote: If you go back a couple of pages, you'll notice he cooks, vacuums and does laundry, too! The epitome of versatility :yh_wink

So Wolvie, if you do all this, what's in if for you?

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:12 am

Can I take pictures too? They may be worth something.

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:22 pm

Are you allergic to anything furry?

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4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:20 pm

Samantha wrote: Are you allergic to anything furry?

............I have shaving cream..... I'm not afraid to use it...........:yh_devil

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:53 pm

I miss you Wolfie!

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:04 am

YooHoo!! Wolvie boy. . . .get your furry butt in here.

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:05 am

4rum wrote: ............I have shaving cream..... I'm not afraid to use it...........:yh_devil

Just use a little shampoo.........ok?

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:42 pm

Wolvie where are you, missing you and your hair! :wah:

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 4:17 am

Is Wolvie hybernating?

Hey Wolvie, what do you like to be asked questions about the most. . .?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon May 22, 2006 1:22 pm

Sheryl wrote: heads or tails?
i lika da tail. its Gooooood.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon May 22, 2006 1:25 pm

Samantha wrote: So Wolvie, if you do all this, what's in if for you?
the stories i get to tell my grandkids someday.

venus · Post by **venus** » Mon May 22, 2006 1:25 pm

hey wolverine, long time no see..so to speak..

heard you had a holiday and l hope you enjoyed it..so when you gonna post pics sp that all us stuck with grey skies can get wickedly jealous...

missed having you around here uncle fester

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon May 22, 2006 1:25 pm

Still foaming at the mouth I see

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon May 22, 2006 1:28 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Wolvie, I had a pastrami sandwich right before bed last night, and dreamed about a large, talking sturgeon that was mounted on a wall that sucked my friend into an alternate universe where she was a cocker spaniel. (I'm not joking, unfortunately.) What do you think this means?

Photo of a sturgeon:

well.... i believe it means that you secretly want to make-out with me and you feel that your friend that got "sucked" would not approve.

that or, maybe you should lay off the pastrami.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon May 22, 2006 1:29 pm

Samantha wrote: Are you allergic to anything furry?
no. the question should be, "are YOU allergic to anything furry?"

venus · Post by **venus** » Mon May 22, 2006 1:30 pm

so wolvie do you think that snooze has some weird bloody dreams and should avoid meats and cheeses before bedtimes...forever!

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon May 22, 2006 1:30 pm

Sheryl wrote: Wolvie where are you, missing you and your hair! :wah:
Peek-a-boo!

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon May 22, 2006 1:32 pm

venus wrote: so wolvie do you think that snooze has some weird bloody dreams and should avoid meats and cheeses before bedtimes...forever!
i think she should avoid the meats that end with an "i."

venus · Post by **venus** » Mon May 22, 2006 1:44 pm

Wolverine wrote: i think she should avoid the meats that end with an "i."

is that end with or contain...shudder yuk..

ok ok ok so lm a veggie:-3