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Do you do your own vehicle maintenance?
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Lil~Basco wrote: Would you trust your SO to cut your hair? :-3
no. never, ever. nope, nope, nope. not a chance in HELL.


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Wolverine wrote: no. never, ever. nope, nope, nope. not a chance in HELL.
Not even if she was licensed to cut?
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koochikoo wrote: If you could solve one of history's "unsolved mysteries" which would you choose?
i want to know who shot Kennedy and why.

what happened to the Lindburgh baby?

where did Emelia Earhart disappear to?

what happened to Glenn Miller's plane over the Channel during WW2?


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lady cop wrote: what do you think of that cop-wannabe duane dog chapman the bounty hunter? he has a show on A&E, and he and his cow:yh_cow of a 'common-law' wife are a freak show. *bleh*:yh_sick
i think they are a riot. she's a little goofy, but Dawg, i think, is a good guy.


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Lil~Basco wrote: What's your favorite day of the week and why? :)
during college football season; Saturday!

the rest of the year... friday. it is the only night that "the Redhead" and i have off together.


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Lil~Basco wrote: Do you do your own vehicle maintenance?
simple stuff. change the oil, rotate tires, radiator flush.

but i'll be buggered if i can change a "serpentine belt":-5


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tmbsgrl wrote: Did ya miss me?
YES!:p


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Lil~Basco wrote: Not even if she was licensed to cut?
oh, well, in that case. why not?


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Did you ever win a thropy or an award?
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What embarrasses you?
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Wolvie - Why do you hate all French people????

It's been kinda worrying me ever since I saw your post on the God Hates Fags thread. Seemed a bit out of character. So rather than just let it niggle, I thought I'd come right out and ask. Every country has its nasties of course, and heaven help all of us if the people of a whole big country got judged on how others felt about that country's political leaders... but I've always found the French shy but polite when you first meet, then quickly warm and friendly. Not to mention witty, intelligent and with a great sense of style. They also know how to cook and eat well, how to relax - and they make great coffee.
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AussiePam wrote: Wolvie - Why do you hate all French people????

It's been kinda worrying me ever since I saw your post on the God Hates Fags thread. Seemed a bit out of character. So rather than just let it niggle, I thought I'd come right out and ask. Every country has its nasties of course, and heaven help all of us if the people of a whole big country got judged on how others felt about that country's political leaders... but I've always found the French shy but polite when you first meet, then quickly warm and friendly. Not to mention witty, intelligent and with a great sense of style. They also know how to cook and eat well, how to relax - and they make great coffee.
they smell funny.

they generalize all americans as idiots and bafoons.

but mostly, what really agrivates me about the French....

all the US soldiers that died freeing that country from the Nazis during WW2 are buried on French soil. in a very nice memorial cemetary. the French Gov't charges the USA RENT for "storing" our fallen heros. the US pays France, as of 1998, $750 million a year.

That just P!SSES me off.


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Lil~Basco wrote: Did you ever win a thropy or an award?
i was a Trombonist in All-State my Freshman and Sophomore years in HS. Jr and Sr year i was a Baritone in the All-State Choir.

Senior year i was nominated to the "All Iowa" football team as a defensive end. i was conference player of the year as well.

in college, i had 4 papers published. and i was one of 50 students in all of Iowa's Colleges and Universities chosen to sing with Simon Estes(world renowned opera singer from Iowa) and Pavoriti at Radio City Music Hall in NYC.


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Lil~Basco wrote: What were your favorite games as a kid?
cowboys and indians

Freeze Tag

UNO

and Gi Joes:D


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Lil~Basco wrote: What embarrasses you?
just about anything. unfortunately. my ears turn from red to an odd shade of purple the more embarrassed i get.:o


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Lil~Basco wrote: Do you have a nickname for your SO?
i liked "sweet Tits" but she didn't care for it.

so i'm still lworking on one.


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Lil~Basco wrote: What has been the biggest hurdle you have had to overcome so far in your life?
i would have to say the biggest hurdle and most crushing defeat was when my Fiance left me.

i was lost for damn near 3 years. :( it was not pretty.


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Wow Wolvie.....you're one interesting dude! ;)

What's your favorite color for your SO to wear?
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Wolverine wrote: they smell funny.

they generalize all americans as idiots and bafoons.

but mostly, what really agrivates me about the French....

all the US soldiers that died freeing that country from the Nazis during WW2 are buried on French soil. in a very nice memorial cemetary. the French Gov't charges the USA RENT for "storing" our fallen heros. the US pays France, as of 1998, $750 million a year.

That just P!SSES me off.


Thanks for answering, Wolvie. I see you've given this lots of thought. Charging for the memorial cemetery - ça sent mauvais !! - (that smells bad)
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Lil~Basco wrote: Wow Wolvie.....you're one interesting dude! ;)

What's your favorite color for your SO to wear?
she looks Spectabulous in Black. and anything invisible. that works too.:D


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Where did this come from ?

How long has this been here ?

Why am I so unobservant ? :confused:
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Nomad wrote: Where did this come from ?

How long has this been here ?

Why am I so unobservant ? :confused:
this came from and resides in my arse.

it has been here for better than a week.

my first thought as to why you didn't notice... you been spending too much time in the lab. you need to go outside and get some sun. Dang Man! you got some pasty legs.


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Are we still dating??:D :-4

Do you like my new bikini???:D

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What does a day in the life of Wolverine consist of?
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Thor travels in a chariot drawn by goats and thunders a lot.
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AussiePam wrote: Thor travels in a chariot drawn by goats and thunders a lot.
*what a mental image of thundering a lot* :eek:
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sunny104 wrote: Are we still dating??:D :-4

Do you like my new bikini???:D


ok, i'm an insensitive prick. when did we start dating?? and the Bikini looks great when it's in a heap in the bedroom:sneaky:


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AussiePam wrote: Thor travels in a chariot drawn by goats and thunders a lot.
NOT goats!! Giant Thundering Stallions!!:cool:


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Lil~Basco wrote: What does a day in the life of Wolverine consist of?Up at 8:30. listen to the BobandTom show and start a load of laundry.

9am, go for a long walk/run. to be honest, not a lot of running.

11am, shower, shave.

12pm; iron shirt and get dressed for work. yes after i shower i strut around the house nakid. i even vacuum naked hehehe.

head out for work at 12:30

get to work at 1:30, find out what the agenda for the Execs is for the day and go where ever they go.

home by 12am.

wash some dishes

watch some TV(occasionally porn:D )

in bed by 2am.


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SnoozeControl wrote: If you could be any body part of Nomad's, what would it be?
Hmmm... that is an excellent question Cheeksy-poo. let me give that some serious thought.:thinking:


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Are you a metrosexual?
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"

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Who was your favorite cartoon character when you were a kid?
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"

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Sheryl wrote: Are you a metrosexual?
No. I am 100% man. i scratch, belch, shave(no plucking or waxing), despise dishes, hand wash my GTO and Bike, and am NOT scared of getting sweaty/dirty working outside on our farm.

But...

i do cook, vacuum, and do laundry.


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Sheryl wrote: Who was your favorite cartoon character when you were a kid?
i Loved Droopy!! and Marvin the Martian


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Wolverine wrote:

i do cook, vacuum, and do laundry.
Nekkid! :D
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Lil~Basco wrote: Nekkid! :D
No, no nekkid cooking. splatter. and i don't look good in an apron.


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Will you marry my daughter......please...please.....PLEASE..i'll pay big..
Can go from 0 - to bitch in 3.0 seconds .:D







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Wolverine wrote: No, no nekkid cooking. splatter. and i don't look good in an apron.
Oh....I thought you might wear a fig leaf. :o
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quick what is the square root of 798768736786??????????
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pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: Will you marry my daughter......please...please.....PLEASE..i'll pay big..
Hmmm... i've never been offered a dowry before.

usually i hear: "Get the HELL off my daughter!!" followed by a "Cha-Chukk" of a shotgun.


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koochikoo wrote: :-4 So, when are you coming 'down under'? I have a room...:D
i have always wanted to see the Great Barrier Reef, but i'm a skeered of Sharks... what you folks call "Guppies"


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Lil~Basco wrote: Oh....I thought you might wear a fig leaf. :o
fig branch maybe.:sneaky:


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minks wrote: quick what is the square root of 798768736786??????????
3.141592


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