ask ladycop almost anything thread

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 11:35 am

Xxena wrote: This topic was good so far. now its getting really intersting :-2

how did you find that post? LOL

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 12:02 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Dear LC,

How would you cope working with someone that looks like she just took a bite out of a sh*t sandwich? And her personality matches the expression on her face.

Thanks,

Snoozei know you've been having this problem with a co-worker for some time. i honestly don't know what you can do in a close office setting with someone like that, except to ignore her as much as possible. i know when we had to work with someone we simply couldn't tolerate, we would have to go to the Sgt. about it and even move to another squad, since it was vital to have trust in our partners. if she's your "superior" i guess you're screwed. if not, is there someone to whom you can file a complaint, anything concrete besides her crappy attitude?

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 12:06 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Dear LC,

How would you cope working with someone that looks like she just took a bite out of a sh*t sandwich? And her personality matches the expression on her face.

Thanks,

Snooze
Walk up to her and say, "You look like you just took a bite out of a sh!t sandwich. Anything you want to get off your chest?"

That's what I'd do, anyway.....

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 12:06 pm

then there's always the plant cocaine on her option.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 12:10 pm

lady cop wrote: then there's always the plant cocaine on her option.

Stash some kiddie porn in her desk....

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 12:42 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: I'm liking these suggestions. A lot.

uh oh....Snooze, you KNOW we're kidding, right?

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 12:49 pm

I gotta question for ya! How come I cant use the smilies anymore since I downloaded a virus/spyware/firewall program? And how do I enable my smilies again! I feel lost without my smile!

<------ this was a manual smiley.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 12:53 pm

Raven wrote: I gotta question for ya! How come I cant use the smilies anymore since I downloaded a virus/spyware/firewall program? And how do I enable my smilies again! I feel lost without my smile! :(that is definately a question for Tombstone, since i am technologically impaired! :rolleyes:

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 12:59 pm

yeah I'm not a techie either! But since we had broadband installed, we have all sorts of little gremlins!

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 1:46 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Dear LC,

How would you cope working with someone that looks like she just took a bite out of a sh*t sandwich? And her personality matches the expression on her face.

Thanks,

Snooze

We used to work with a guy that was extremely unpopular. He was universally known as "Spacesuit"

This came about because he was as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 9:05 am

i wonder how NASA deals with this. :rolleyes:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 9:28 am

no. it's going to bite you on the arse next time you get stopped...all joking aside, be proactive and clear it up so you don't land in jail even for a minute. and i don't mind giving out LE advice in the least.

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 9:42 am

lady cop wrote: no. it's going to bite you on the arse next time you get stopped...all joking aside, be proactive and clear it up so you don't land in jail even for a minute. and i don't mind giving out LE advice in the least.
if Snooze tries to leave the country could she? Here if you have any kind of outstanding ticket (cept parking) you can't leave the country.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 9:45 am

minks wrote: if Snooze tries to leave the country could she? Here if you have any kind of outstanding ticket (cept parking) you can't leave the country.you have got to be kidding me!!!

SweetDarlin · Post by **SweetDarlin** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:33 am

Did you go to your Prom? any details?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:38 am

SweetDarlin wrote: Did you go to your Prom? any details?yes i did...this was so funny in retrospect...i had on a strapless bra for the gown i was wearing, and the damn thing slid down halfway through the night. i have huge breasts and the bra just wouldn't stay up. i called my Dad and ran out of there!

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:38 am

lady cop wrote: you have got to be kidding me!!!

no am serious if I were to not pay my speeding ticket I would not be allowed to leave the country in May.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:41 am

Sweet, i answered you last page. minks that is crazy. it's not like you're some felon.

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:57 am

lady cop wrote: Sweet, i answered you last page. minks that is crazy. it's not like you're some felon.
oooo but to get into the USA we are considered that first, your country is the most difficult for us to get into hehehehe

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:19 am

minks wrote: oooo but to get into the USA we are considered that first, your country is the most difficult for us to get into hehehehe
It is??

Then things have sure changed!:( When I went to canada, all I needed was a drivers license! (this was waaaaay before 9/11)

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:22 am

Raven wrote: It is??

Then things have sure changed!:( When I went to canada, all I needed was a drivers license! (this was waaaaay before 9/11)

well of course any kind of ID gets you into Canada heck even your library card will work, it is all the controversy here for us Canucks to get across the US/Canada border cause the yanks think we are all terrorists cause we house terrorist sects.

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:19 pm

who are you most like, your mother or your father?

SweetDarlin · Post by **SweetDarlin** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:21 pm

Today I am GUNG-Ho, stalking Minks... do you think she minds? would you?

(by stalking, i mean clicking on her posts and posting right after her...)

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:46 pm

SweetDarlin wrote: Today I am GUNG-Ho, stalking Minks... do you think she minds? would you?

(by stalking, i mean clicking on her posts and posting right after her...)

Please note she only makes me a tad edgy

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lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:05 pm

minks wrote: who are you most like, your mother or your father?most like my Dad, in many ways. but i see my Mom in here too.

.....Sweet, it's ok to stalk Minks, as long as you don't throw moose doo- doo at her. :wah:

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:08 pm

lady cop wrote: most like my Dad, in many ways. but i see my Mom in here too.

.....Sweet, it's ok to stalk Minks, as long as you don't throw moose doo- doo at her. :wah:

hey that is a senstivie topic ya know ahahahaha I dodge the doo

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 4:05 pm

If a person was under house arrest and lived in a mobile home, wouldn't they be able to go anywhere they wanted to?

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 4:05 pm

Do judges and lawyers do jury duty?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 4:05 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: If a person was under house arrest and lived in a mobile home, wouldn't they be able to go anywhere they wanted to?

good question!

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 4:06 pm

If a police car, an ambulance, a fire truck and a mail truck all are at a 4 way stop at the same time, who has the right away?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 4:47 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: If a police car, an ambulance, a fire truck and a mail truck all are at a 4 way stop at the same time, who has the right away?mobile homes are usually not very mobile! and lawyers usually try to dismiss lawyers and judges from juries during preemptive challenges, they can't fool them as easily. ....4-way stop....depends on who's code 3, on emergency run with all the bells and whistles. mail truck does not apply! :wah:

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 4:51 pm

lady cop wrote: mobile homes are usually not very mobile! and lawyers usually try to dismiss lawyers and judges from juries during preemptive challenges, they can't fool them as easily. ....4-way stop....depends on who's code 3, on emergency run with all the bells and whistles. mail truck does not apply! :wah:
Damn........you're good woman!

*just threw that mail truck in there...needed a 4 way! hahahaha*

jjfriendly · Post by **jjfriendly** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 7:34 pm

thanks to all Police Officers for their Brave and Valiant efforts on 9/11. I still remember.

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:03 pm

If police see someone committing a crime but are on their way to investigate a crime, do they stop or go to the one they were on their way to?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:15 pm

Rapunzel wrote: If police see someone committing a crime but are on their way to investigate a crime, do they stop or go to the one they were on their way to?

are you trying to confuse me Rap?? :wah: ....if you see a serious crime in progress, you must intervene. if the prior call was simply to investigate something that already happened, it can wait. if it's not a big deal, someone else can be dispatched,i.e. if you're on your way to a murder scene, and the crime you see is a misdemeanor, just get on the radio to dispatch. so to answer you, it's a matter of priorities, and there are other people who can be called.

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:22 pm

Sorry LC, Lol! Very good answer though!

Thanks! :-6

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:24 pm

Rapunzel wrote: Sorry LC, Lol! Very good answer though!

Thanks! :-6you're funny! don't worry, it's not THAT easy to confuse me! (i'll probably be sorry i said that:rolleyes: )

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:18 pm

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:24 pm

Wolvie , there is only one correct reply to anything you ask.....boobs. :wah:

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:30 pm

lady cop wrote: Wolvie , there is only one correct reply to anything you ask.....boobs. :wah:
sorry, someone said boobs. what did i ask?:-2

DesignerGal · Post by **DesignerGal** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:53 pm

I was watching "Cops" tonight and they pulled over a car they were walking next to down the street because they smelled dope. Dumb ass criminals. Anyway, they got the "perps" out of the car and one started acting up and fighting back. There were 2 cops a hold of him. We'll call them Cop A and Cop B. The B cop yells, "stand by for the OC" or "stand by for OC" apparently to the Cop A. My question is, did they taser him? IS that what that means? Its like he was giving a warning to the other cop that had a hold on the same perp he did before he did something.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:54 pm

OC---oleo capsaicin...pepper spray...warning the other officer to protect his/her face

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 5:32 am

You know, every so often you see/hear/read about something... and you just think "What a bloody fine idea"! And putting dye in pepper spray made me think just that! What an extremely clever idea!

Sorry to butt in LC! Just had to say that!

:-6

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:55 am

Anulos qui animum ostendunt omnes gestemus!:-6

DesignerGal · Post by **DesignerGal** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:02 am

Nomad wrote: Anulos qui animum ostendunt omnes gestemus!:-6

huh?