Biology class
- Wolverine
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Back in college i was in an advanced Biology class taking
our mid-term exam.
The last question was, "Name seven advantages of
Mothers Milk," worth 70 points or none at all.
I had partied the night before and was hard put to think of seven advantages.
I wrote:
1. It is perfect formula for the child.
2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
3. It is always the right temperature.
4. It is inexpensive.
5. It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6. It is always available as needed.
And then, I was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just
before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, I wrote
7. It comes in such cute containers.
I got an "A"
our mid-term exam.
The last question was, "Name seven advantages of
Mothers Milk," worth 70 points or none at all.
I had partied the night before and was hard put to think of seven advantages.
I wrote:
1. It is perfect formula for the child.
2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
3. It is always the right temperature.
4. It is inexpensive.
5. It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6. It is always available as needed.
And then, I was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just
before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, I wrote
7. It comes in such cute containers.
I got an "A"
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.
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lady cop
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nope. you're not obsessed/fixated/one-track-minded. nope, not our Wolvie. :p
- Wolverine
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Finally! someone agrees with me.
wait. that was sarcasm wasn't it?:-2
wait. that was sarcasm wasn't it?:-2
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.
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lady cop
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Wolverine wrote: Finally! someone agrees with me.
wait. that was sarcasm wasn't it?:-2what was your first clue sherlock? :yh_rotfl
wait. that was sarcasm wasn't it?:-2what was your first clue sherlock? :yh_rotfl
- Wolverine
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you're just mean.
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.
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lady cop
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Wolverine wrote: you're just mean.:(there there...don't cry. you know i love ya!
- Wolverine
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big meanie, doody-head.
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.
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lady cop
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Wolverine wrote: big meanie, doody-head.i think that's a good term with which to address your first sergeant> yep.
just trust me on that.
- Wolverine
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lady cop wrote: i think that's a good term with which to address your first sergeant> yep.
just trust me on that.
oh, really? hey thanks LC, you're a real pal.....
wait a minute. you're trying to set me up.
oh, really? hey thanks LC, you're a real pal.....
wait a minute. you're trying to set me up.
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.
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lady cop
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always ready to back up a buddy. think nothing of it. :p
- sunny104
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I love it!! LOL!! I would've given you an "A" too!:D
- Sheryl
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Was your teacher male or female?
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
- Wolverine
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Sheryl wrote: Was your teacher male or female?
Mr. Rossoe. he was gay.
Mr. Rossoe. he was gay.
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.