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Back in college i was in an advanced Biology class taking

our mid-term exam.

The last question was, "Name seven advantages of

Mothers Milk," worth 70 points or none at all.

I had partied the night before and was hard put to think of seven advantages.

I wrote:

1. It is perfect formula for the child.

2. It provides immunity against several diseases.

3. It is always the right temperature.

4. It is inexpensive.

5. It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.

6. It is always available as needed.

And then, I was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just

before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, I wrote

7. It comes in such cute containers.



I got an "A"


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Post by lady cop »

nope. you're not obsessed/fixated/one-track-minded. nope, not our Wolvie. :p
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Finally! someone agrees with me.



wait. that was sarcasm wasn't it?:-2


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Post by lady cop »

Wolverine wrote: Finally! someone agrees with me.





wait. that was sarcasm wasn't it?:-2what was your first clue sherlock? :yh_rotfl
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you're just mean.:(


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Wolverine wrote: you're just mean.:(there there...don't cry. you know i love ya!
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big meanie, doody-head.


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Wolverine wrote: big meanie, doody-head.i think that's a good term with which to address your first sergeant> yep. :D just trust me on that.
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lady cop wrote: i think that's a good term with which to address your first sergeant> yep. :D just trust me on that.
oh, really? hey thanks LC, you're a real pal.....

wait a minute. you're trying to set me up.


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always ready to back up a buddy. think nothing of it. :p
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Post by sunny104 »

I love it!! LOL!! I would've given you an "A" too!:D
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Post by Sheryl »

Was your teacher male or female?
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"

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Sheryl wrote: Was your teacher male or female?
Mr. Rossoe. he was gay.


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