ask ladycop almost anything thread

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 10:20 am

Nomad wrote: Yea soooooo :p:yh_chickn :yh_chickn :yh_chickn you're going to get plucked one of these days! hahahahahahaha

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 10:21 am

lady cop wrote: :yh_chickn :yh_chickn :yh_chickn you're going to get plucked one of these days! hahahahahahaha

I dont know what it means but I sure like the sound of it ! :-4

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 4:38 pm

Can I borrow your handcuff's? I got me a wolvie to catch:wah:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 4:42 pm

Sheryl wrote: Can I borrow your handcuff's? I got me a wolvie to catch:wah:sure, but he's a big one!

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 4:43 pm

Cany you share a secret for taking down such a big guy?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 4:47 pm

Sheryl wrote: Cany you share a secret for taking down such a big guy? :Dcan't give the highly classified police/batgirl takedown methods away

, i'd be stripped of my secret squirrel ring!

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 4:59 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: If you had the choice of spending the day in either Nomad's brain or in the body of a manatee, which would you choose?

Snooze! I think this question should be a whole new thread.............

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lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 5:00 pm

that's an easy one! but i'd be sure to stay out of boating lanes! (if one spent the day inside Nomad's alleged brain, there would be no return!)

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Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 8:46 pm

Sheryl wrote: Cany you share a secret for taking down such a big guy?

that's an easy one.

FOOD!

and occasionally boobs.

CountryDweller · Post by **CountryDweller** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 6:04 am

If it was required that you take on the role of playing another member on this forum for the day, who would you choose to become and why?

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 7:11 am

You are in charge of a juvenile delinquent boot camp. What would your daily regiment consist of and do you think any of them would be returning for a second time?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 8:26 am

Lil~Basco wrote: You are in charge of a juvenile delinquent boot camp. What would your daily regiment consist of and do you think any of them would be returning for a second time? :Dodd you should bring this up. there's a video in the news here of a kid at a bay county boot camp who died after an altercation with deputies, the boot camp has shut down. it was however, determined that he died from complications of sickle cell. i do believe in the boot camps, to keep juveniles out of adult populations. they get a lot of physical training and schooling as well. i think it's a good alternative to learning how to be a better criminal at a jail or prison. ........and CD, i'd have to give that some thought!

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:01 am

CountryDweller wrote: If it was required that you take on the role of playing another member on this forum for the day, who would you choose to become and why?

How'd this question get missed? Inquiring minds want to know....

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:15 am

"and CD, i'd have to give that some thought" ...quote above............ i didn't miss it, i'm still thinking it over! hmmmm. maybe i'd be BR and arrest all the people who act stupid in the bar!! :wah:

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:26 am

lady cop wrote: arrest all the people who act stupid in the bar!! :wah:
LC, come to my bar, I can keep you busy for HOURS!!

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:28 am

LC hey ya

So do tell do you worry about aging or do you embrace it?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:33 am

minks wrote: LC hey ya

So do tell do you worry about aging or do you embrace it?i guess aging beats the alternative! but if a genie appeared, i'd ask to be 25 again and know everything i know now!;)

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 12:36 pm

LC, I was browsing the Smoking gun website and there were mugshots of strippers who were arrested in Florida. My question is what constitutes lewdness? Several girls had this listed as their offens

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 12:39 pm

HERE'S THE STATUTE.............CHAPTER 800: LEWDNESS; INDECENT EXPOSURE

800.02 Unnatural and lascivious act. ---

A person who commits any unnatural and lascivious act with another

person commits a misdemeanor of the second degree, punishable as

provided in s. 775.082 or s. 775.083. A mother's breast feeding of her

baby does not under any circumstance violate this section.

800.03 Exposure of sexual organs. ---

It is unlawful to expose or exhibit one's sexual organs in public or

on the private premises of another, or so near thereto as to be seen

from such private premises, in a vulgar or indecent manner, or to be

naked in public except in any place provided or set apart for that

purpose. Violation of this section is a misdemeanor of the first degree,

punishable as provided in s. 775.082 or s. 775.083. A mother's breast

feeding of her baby does not under any circumstance violate this

section.

800.04 Lewd, lascivious, or indecent assault or act upon or in presence

of child. ---

A person who:

(1) Handles, fondles, or assaults any child under the age of 16 years

in a lewd, lascivious, or indecent manner;

(2) Commits actual or simulated sexual intercourse, deviate sexual

intercourse, sexual bestiality, masturbation, sadomasochistic abuse,

actual lewd exhibition of the genitals, or any act or conduct which

simulates that sexual battery is being or will be committed upon any

child under the age of 16 years or forces or entices the child to commit

any such act;

(3) Commits an act defined as sexual battery under s. 794.011(1)(h)

upon any child under the age of 16 years; or

(4) Knowingly commits any lewd or lascivious act in the presence of

any child under the age of 16 years, without committing the crime of

sexual battery, commits a felony of the second degree, punishable as

provided in s. 775.082, s. 775.083, or s. 775.084. Neither the victim's

lack of chastity nor the victim's consent is a defense to the crime

proscribed by this section. A mother's breast feeding of her baby does

not under any circumstance violate this section.

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Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 12:43 pm

thanks LC.

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 12:51 pm

What one thing has humbled you?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 12:59 pm

minks wrote: What one thing has humbled you?a heart attack...forced me to realize i really wasn't superwoman!!

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:02 pm

Spectacular sex and a so so looking mate

or

Tolerable sex and a killer looking eye candy mate

Nothing else matters such as manners, or personality, just the above.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:03 pm

choice number one. :p bad Minks!!

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:09 pm

lady cop wrote: choice number one. :p bad Minks!!

Naw not I hehehehehehehe

This is fun

black or blue ink?

Ahahaha bet ya weren't expecting that huh

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:10 pm

minks wrote: Naw not I hehehehehehehe

This is fun

black or blue ink?

Ahahaha bet ya weren't expecting that huhONLY black ink! you're weird ya know. :rolleyes:

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:13 pm

LC, if you could, (and were so inclined to) break ANY one law and have no repercussions, what would it be?

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:16 pm

lady cop wrote: ONLY black ink! you're weird ya know. :rolleyes:

ahahaha I try hehehehe it keeps ya coming back to see what ya might be asked ahahahaha

Ever done anything crazy because of Love??

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:23 pm

minks wrote: ahahaha I try hehehehe it keeps ya coming back to see what ya might be asked ahahahaha

Ever done anything crazy because of Love??yes.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:24 pm

BabyRider wrote: LC, if you could, (and were so inclined to) break ANY one law and have no repercussions, what would it be?the one about not robbing banks.

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:27 pm

lady cop wrote: yes.

hehehe

have fun then I presume hehehe Good on ya.

Name your most favorite slow song?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:32 pm

minks wrote:

Name your most favorite slow song?now THAT'S a tough one! i think the one that means the most is the old standard "it had to be you" as sung by rod stewart in American songbook. it was the soundtrack to a most romantic moment!! AND "as time goes by" from casablanca.

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 2:29 pm

What smells evoke the following

Absolute disgust.........

Fear..........

Passion..........

chidhood..........

Your most powerful memory of.......

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 3:57 pm

Do you have to be squeaky clean to become a copper ?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 4:56 pm

minks wrote: What smells evoke the following

Absolute disgust.........

Fear..........

Passion..........

chidhood..........

Your most powerful memory of.......disgust--vomit from some drunk. fear--smoke, as in a home fire. passion--my man. childhood--burning fall leaves. powerful memory --smell of the ocean. those were hard since many things could apply!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 4:58 pm

Nomad wrote: Do you have to be squeaky clean to become a copper ?many depts. will hire those with a couple misdemeanors, depending on the nature. but you should be clean as a whistle in actuality. it took me 7 months to get hired, i was checked back to diaper days! polygraphed too. as it should be.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:00 pm

My last indescretion was more than a decade ago. Does that count for anything ?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:04 pm

Nomad wrote: My last indescretion was more than a decade ago. Does that count for anything ?email me the exact nature of that indiscretion if you are really considering an LE move! are you? now THERE's a scary thought!! LOL

CountryDweller · Post by **CountryDweller** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 6:54 am

CountryDweller wrote: If it was required that you take on the role of playing another member on this forum for the day, who would you choose to become and why?

I didn't see your answer to this. Are you still thinking about who it would be? :-3

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 7:00 am

[quote=CountryDweller]I didn't see your answer to this. Are you still thinking about who it would be? :-3[/

Re: ask ladycop almost anything thread

maybe i'd be BR and arrest all the people who act stupid in the bar!! :wah:

__________________quote] it was back a few pages. but maybe i'd be Nomad and get a much-needed lobotomy. :rolleyes:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 7:06 am

lady cop wrote: [quote=CountryDweller]I didn't see your answer to this. Are you still thinking about who it would be? :-3[/

Re: ask ladycop almost anything thread

maybe i'd be BR and arrest all the people who act stupid in the bar!! :wah:

__________________quote] it was back a few pages. but maybe i'd be Nomad and get a much-needed lobotomy. :rolleyes:

Im a little unclear on your intentions here.

Is it time for another lobotomy ?

Or what ?

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 8:58 am

LC, do you like your Whisky neat?

I used to but lately I've been drinking it with my shirt hanging out

Okie · Post by **Okie** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 10:20 am

lady cop wrote: many depts. will hire those with a couple misdemeanors, depending on the nature. but you should be clean as a whistle in actuality. it took me 7 months to get hired, i was checked back to diaper days! polygraphed too. as it should be.

Two of my graduating class hired on the police dept in our town in Kansas. Maybe more than that but the two I know about got fired. Not at the same time. One was finding girls who were on probation violating parole and making them go to the woods with him or he would turn them in. One had second thoughts and jumped out of the car and ran to a farmhouse and called the police. But the other got a raw deal in my opinion. He was very strong and tough and in high school he broke some guys bones during wrestling. But while he was on duty on the police force he made a few enemys from arrests and once him and a friend were in a neighboring town in a bar and some guy who he had arrested started a fight with him and he got fired for it. There was also another classmate of mine who became Sheriff a few years after he was out of school. He was shot and killed in the line of duty. This guy was once kicked off our Junior High football team for being too mean. He once gave me the worst ass kicking I ever got.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 11:16 am

Uncle Kram wrote: LC, do you like your Whisky neat?

I used to but lately I've been drinking it with my shirt hanging out better than your dictaphone hanging out, at least in your local.

it's ok at home.

Okie · Post by **Okie** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 12:22 pm

Nomad wrote: [quote=lady cop]

Im a little unclear on your intentions here.

Is it time for another lobotomy ?

Or what ?

I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 12:25 pm

Okie wrote: [quote=Nomad]

I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Tried the bottle that didnt work out real well for me.

The lobotomy seems ok so far.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 12:29 pm

Okie wrote: One was finding girls who were on probation violating parole and making them go to the woods with him or he would turn them in...
Hey, that was my plan. dang-it

Xxena · Post by **Xxena** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 11:27 am

lady cop wrote: almost as good as YOU look in my uniform...want to play cops and robbers again?

This topic was good so far. now its getting really intersting :-2