Free Man For Four Days

Benjamin · Post by **Benjamin** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:10 am

My wife just went out of town for a convention and will be gone until Saturday evening, so IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m a free man for a few days. I have Dominoes on speed dial and some beer chilling in the fridge. I have a few activities planned but I thought IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢d see what the folks at ForumGarden could come up with. Any suggestions?

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:18 am

How about some quality one-on-one time with someone you may neglect cause you are a couple...............

Dinner out with a friend at a place that serves food that your spouse does not like.............

Rent some movies that your spouse does not care to see -- or see again..............

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:22 am

Spend MORE time at FG of course!!:D

Benjamin · Post by **Benjamin** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:45 am

SnoozeControl wrote: See how much junk food you can eat before vomiting.

:yh_rotfl

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:46 am

Things I like to do when my wife is out of town:

1. Videogames! A good 8 hour session!

2. Hyper-violent movies! (Pearl harbor, Resevoir Dogs, Scarface, etc)

3. Food that is bad for me! (Rare steaks, pizza, etc.)

4. Falling down drunk! (Can one man consume a 12 pack in just six hours? Let's find out!)

5. Multi-napping!

6. Guy shows on the Military channel!

7. Sleeping in the middle of the bed!

8. No vegetables with dinner!

9. Turning the amplifier up to 11!

10. Watching original Star Trek episodes on the laptop in the jacuzzi!

11..and most of all....moping around the house missing her!!:o

sheryl_b · Post by **sheryl_b** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:54 am

Just make sure that whatever you choose to do you DO NOT get caught

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:04 am

Very good suggestions here. On the day she returns, have some candles lit and some fresh flowers for her. And tell her how much you missed her! :-4

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:05 am

Come sing songs in Bothwell's Pub. The acoustics make anyone sound like a pro! :guitarist

hotsauce · Post by **hotsauce** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:35 am

sit and stare at the walls and miss your wife terribly! that is all.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:37 am

Boy Jives, watching Star Trek while in the hot tub.....................

Benjamin · Post by **Benjamin** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:54 am

Some good suggestions so far

JAB wrote: Surprise your wife by doing some projects around the house that your wife may have been bugging you to do.
:wah: ... but seriously.

Accountable wrote: Come sing songs in Bothwell's Pub. The acoustics make anyone sound like a pro! :guitarist
What is BothwellÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s Pub?

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:56 am

Come over for a beer....................

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/showt ... &page=2514

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 1:28 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: Very good suggestions here. On the day she returns, have some candles lit and some fresh flowers for her. And tell her how much you missed her! :-4

And have a wonderful meal waiting for her...that way she'll forgive everything, including crisps (chips) in the hot tub's drain pipe and cracker crumbs in the bed.

oooh, have a quick tidy up too. Dump the beer cans and hoover (vacuum), she'll adore you for it!!

:-4

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 1:54 pm

yeah, I do all that. And the dishes too. I also turn back the bed for her, she's usually tired when she travels.

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 2:42 pm

mrsK wrote: That is the best thing I have heard,lovely:D

Congratulations on your 3000 post:-6

Huh? Wallaby darned! Thanks, Mrs K! I wouldn't even have noticed!

Okie · Post by **Okie** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 2:52 pm

Benjamin wrote: My wife just went out of town for a convention and will be gone until Saturday evening, so IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m a free man for a few days. I have Dominoes on speed dial and some beer chilling in the fridge. I have a few activities planned but I thought IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢d see what the folks at ForumGarden could come up with. Any suggestions?

Keep in touch with her to be sure she dont come home early. Yaknowwhadimeanvern?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 3:04 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Here's a suggestion:

HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE

1. Open a new file in your PC.

2. Name it "Housework."

3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN

4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN

5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?"

6. Calmly answer, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly......

7. Feel better?

*scribble, scribble* :yh_glasse

Benjamin · Post by **Benjamin** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:36 am

I'm kind of enjoying having the house to myself, but I hate sleeping alone and having to cook my own breakfast.

sheryl_b · Post by **sheryl_b** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 12:51 pm

LOL typical male lovin the house empty but when it comes to cookin hating it :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Benjamin wrote: I'm kind of enjoying having the house to myself, but I hate sleeping alone and having to cook my own breakfast.