I awoke one morning
and left my nice warm bed
I walked over to my window
to view my wonderful homestead
Suddenly, I spied
a pretty little bird
with a lovely yellow bill
I beckoned him to come and sit
upon my windowsill
I offered and he accepted
my humble crust of bread
And then
I slammed the window
and crushed his little head
A Lovely Little Bird
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A Lovely Little Bird
why do I laugh at things that are not funny?
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A Lovely Little Bird
LottomagicZ4941 wrote: why do I laugh at things that are not funny?
To be kind?
To be kind?
A Lovely Little Bird
LottomagicZ4941 wrote: why do I laugh at things that are not funny?
Lotto
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Magic
Emmotionally complex humans laugh at images the cannott bear the thought of.
Its a good sign.
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Emmotionally complex humans laugh at images the cannott bear the thought of.
Its a good sign.
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LOL, In Ireland, a lovely little bird is, your girlfriend :driving:
A Lovely Little Bird
Lon wrote: I awoke one morning
and left my nice warm bed
I walked over to my window
to view my wonderful homestead
Suddenly, I spied
a pretty little bird
with a lovely yellow bill
I beckoned him to come and sit
upon my windowsill
I offered and he accepted
my humble crust of bread
And then
I slammed the window
and crushed his little head
:yh_winkTwas then I noticed something
That I hadn’t seen before
There was another yellow beak
Then I saw something more
This beak was so much bigger
Than the beak upon my floor
This beak was followed by a giant bird
And headed for my door
My trusty baseball bat I grabbed
As I headed down the stairs
This nasty bird I’d give a whack
I’d settle his affairs
And then before I had a chance
To take a fighting stance
This big bird just bashed in the door
And knocked me to the floor
That sharp and yellow massive beak
Was inches from my neck
His beady eye was fixed on mine
I felt small and very meek
My heart began to pound
I KNEW THAT I WAS DEAD
I gathered all the strength
I had and pushed against
My bed……………..???
I glanced at my window
from my nice warm bed
I saw a pretty little bird
I covered up my head
Sorry, just could'nt help myself
and left my nice warm bed
I walked over to my window
to view my wonderful homestead
Suddenly, I spied
a pretty little bird
with a lovely yellow bill
I beckoned him to come and sit
upon my windowsill
I offered and he accepted
my humble crust of bread
And then
I slammed the window
and crushed his little head
:yh_winkTwas then I noticed something
That I hadn’t seen before
There was another yellow beak
Then I saw something more
This beak was so much bigger
Than the beak upon my floor
This beak was followed by a giant bird
And headed for my door
My trusty baseball bat I grabbed
As I headed down the stairs
This nasty bird I’d give a whack
I’d settle his affairs
And then before I had a chance
To take a fighting stance
This big bird just bashed in the door
And knocked me to the floor
That sharp and yellow massive beak
Was inches from my neck
His beady eye was fixed on mine
I felt small and very meek
My heart began to pound
I KNEW THAT I WAS DEAD
I gathered all the strength
I had and pushed against
My bed……………..???
I glanced at my window
from my nice warm bed
I saw a pretty little bird
I covered up my head
Sorry, just could'nt help myself
Old age and treachery, is an acceptable response to overwelming youth and skill
A Lovely Little Bird
I read this the day it was posted and just stopped laughing now.
A Lovely Little Bird
koan wrote: I read this the day it was posted and just stopped laughing now.
And you being such a sensative, caring person!:D
And you being such a sensative, caring person!:D
Old age and treachery, is an acceptable response to overwelming youth and skill
A Lovely Little Bird
Oh, I've wanted to squish my share of birds.