ask ladycop almost anything thread

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:34 am

Do you ever want to take your cop stick thingee and break some walnuts open?

:wah:

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:42 am

have you ever wrecked a car?

cars · Post by **cars** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:12 am

My friends found this snake in Florida, will you help us get rid of it?

I HATE SNAKES!!!!!!!

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cars · Post by **cars** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:15 am

When I'm in my Florida home, will you arrest me if I crank my stereo up to the max?

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cars · Post by **cars** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:23 am

My next door neighbor in Florida doesn't bother anybody, but she smokes "only one" joint a day, so do you still need to arrest her?

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Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:24 am

Have you ever gone to a school to escort a student off of the campus?

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:59 am

Putting aside health issues, real age etc...how old do you REALLY feel in your heart ?

actionfigurestepho · Post by **actionfigurestepho** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 12:11 pm

When you wear a skirt do you wear nylons or do you say screw it and go natural and free?

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 2:15 pm

What would you call your most feminine habit?

theia · Post by **theia** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 2:57 pm

Ladycop, if you had to choose another job, what would you choose?

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 3:43 pm

LC, what are your wishes for your children?

CountryDweller · Post by **CountryDweller** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 3:59 pm

How mant times per year do you have to go to qualification shoots to continue carrying your weapon?

CountryDweller · Post by **CountryDweller** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 4:00 pm

How many times per year do you have to go to qualification shoots to continue carrying your weapon?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 4:00 pm

actionfigurestepho wrote: Hrm...*strokes chin*

How to ask things without incriminating myself.....:rolleyes:

Much too late for that dear. :p

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 4:17 pm

*whew* gone all day and come back to all these questions!:) i will attempt to answer them all...if the joint is in plain view i must arrest her Cars. Bez some days i feel 25, some days 90! we have arrested kids at their schools Acc. Stepho...me wearing a dress is very rare! i recently wore one for Bothwell, and he was pleasantly surprised. nylons? once a year maybe! it's too hot here. Jives i would have to say my manicure/pedicure habit! that uniform makes us look like guys, so the nails must be long and red!

Theia, i would own a little bookshop. Chonsi, i wish my children a healthy and happy long life and the ability to contribute to society, to be good people on this planet. and countrydweller, we qualify three times a year, one is nightime lowlight, one is running a course, and one is clearing a building SWAT style. we use our duty weapons, shotguns and M-14s. ...ok, going to go see if i missed anyone's question....

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 4:22 pm

Quick, let's post 10 more questions before LC gets back..................:-6

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 4:23 pm

canaan wrote: If you were trying to arrest someone...and they resisted...and you had to beat them with your cop stick thingy....and you spot a guy across the street video taping it...would you beat him up too?Jives, i have wrecked a few cars! Canaan, we don't carry batons or beat people with thingies.

cars, just take a shovel and behead that snake if it's poisonous! Pink i have felt sorry for one person i had to arrest. so i let her sign a promise to appear in court and did not take her to jail.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 4:23 pm

How did you get to be such a lovely woman ? :-4

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 4:24 pm

chonsigirl wrote: Quick, let's post 10 more questions before LC gets back..................:-6hey!! :p

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 4:36 pm

Nomad wrote: How did you get to be such a lovely woman ? :-4you always go and ruin it when i want to tase you!!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 4:37 pm

:-6 Its all Ive ever wanted

To frustrate you !

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 4:40 pm

lady cop wrote: you always go and ruin it when i want to tase you!!

I'm not even going to say what I thought that said...

LC....if you were to hit the lottery tomorrow, after moving to England, retiring Bothwell, buying your book shoppe, (I had to say "shoppe", it seemed fitting for England) and sending me a big fat check for my wedding, what charity would you give the most money to?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 4:45 pm

BabyRider wrote: I'm not even going to say what I thought that said...

LC....if you were to hit the lottery tomorrow, after moving to England, retiring Bothwell, buying your book shoppe, (I had to say "shoppe", it seemed fitting for England) and sending me a big fat check for my wedding, what charity would you give the most money to?what did your dirty mind perceive that to say? :rolleyes: ....i would fund scholarships for the underprivileged in my parents' names.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 4:48 pm

lady cop wrote: what did your dirty mind perceive that to say? :rolleyes: ....i would fund scholarships for the underprivileged in my parents' names.
Ok, I'll tell you, but don't pass it along, kay? For "tase" I read "taste." EEEWWWW!!!! :yh_sick

I think that's a very admirable charity. Cool...as always.

mominiowa · Post by **mominiowa** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 4:59 pm

LC...Has your home or kids ever been directly affected by the hurricanes?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 5:08 pm

BabyRider wrote: Ok, I'll tell you, but don't pass it along, kay? For "tase" I read "taste." EEEWWWW!!!! :yh_sick

I think that's a very admirable charity. Cool...as always.

Ewww ?

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 5:12 pm

Nomad wrote: Ewww ?
Did I stutter or did your brain skip?

:yh_rotfl

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 5:35 pm

mominiowa wrote: LC...Has your home or kids ever been directly affected by the hurricanes?my aunt and my cousins lost everything they had in the world in andrew...including a baby. i've had minor damages , and a lot of fear. i have been through 14 hurricanes now, and i am sick of the strain.

cars · Post by **cars** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 4:43 am

Have You ever been to Disney World? :-2

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 6:58 am

Can I have $10?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 7:05 am

Are we allowed to recycle questions from earlier in this thread because we were unsatisfied with the answer?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 7:09 am

Peg wrote: Can I have $10?

Here Peg you can borrow this for awhile.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 7:13 am

JAB wrote: What is the weirdest thing you've ever seen in a car after pulling someone over?
Damn I wish I could stick around and see the answer to this one....

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:05 am

yes Cars, i was forced to go to disney once...i really loathe the place. they are the biggest highway robber on the planet. and the lines! and the heat! i'd rather gouge my eyeballs out with rusty barbed wire than go there again. ...Peg, i haven't got 10 bucks, i'm a cop! LOL........ACC, ask away! sorry you weren't satisfied the first time.:rolleyes: ............and finally, the weirdest thing? there isn't enough bandwidth. but....next post.

actionfigurestepho · Post by **actionfigurestepho** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:12 am

What is your weirdest or most comical dating story?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:18 am

JAB wrote: What is the weirdest thing you've ever seen in a car after pulling someone over?i have seen a lot of weird stuff, but one springs to mind...this female was driving with her jeans down around her ankles, no underwear. she had exposed herself to some children. very rare for a female. so i snatched her nasty arse out of the car and she started spitting at me, the pig. i deposited her gently into the back of the cruiser and took her to the jail. when i carefully removed her from the car at the jail she started spitting again...which rather annoyed me. so i took my can of pepper spray and put it in her mouth and said "spit again bitch"...which the other guys thought was hilarious and caused the booking officer to exclaim "not before i photograph her!!!" ...anyway, she didn't spit again, and whenever she saw me again after that she would run and hide.

:wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:20 am

pussycat :-4

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:22 am

actionfigurestepho wrote: What is your weirdest or most comical dating story?gee, never had a weird date...i just point my gun at them, cuff them up, and put them in the car.

....actually i did not date anyone for years until i met Bothwell. worked with 450 male deputies and did not wish to compromise my rep. (oh, i WAS asked! but we have some very strict morals clauses, not even allowed to marry others on the same dept.) and before Bothwell i would not have considered someone not in LE.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:23 am

Nomad wrote: pussycat :-4cut that out!!! :-5 :p

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:27 am

God I wish I were down there ! Id go right to the cop shop and throw a rock right smack through the window.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:29 am

Nomad wrote: God I wish I were down there ! Id go right to the cop shop and throw a rock right smack through the window. :)oh puleeeeeze!!! please please please do it yesssssssss!! :wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:31 am

So were on the same page then sugar ?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 10:07 am

How many people know about the secret crush you have for Nomad?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 10:13 am

Accountable wrote: How many people know about the secret crush you have for Nomad?when did you stop beating your dog and your goldfish and your wife? :p

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 10:17 am

lady cop wrote: when did you stop beating your dog and your goldfish and your wife? :p
Nonresponsive! Move to strike.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 10:19 am

With all the gear you wear, like a gun and a big belt and mace and a weird hat and handcuffs and a nightstick and a radio and maybe sometimes a Kevlar jacket plus the fact that your a girl.

Do you look funny when you chase a perp ?

venus · Post by **venus** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 10:25 am

Acc really the goldfish and your wife, or did you beat your wife with the goldfish?

Wow Lc your a poke in the eye for all the l cant do its in the world..

Wanting to protect etc is why lm becoming a social worker, my other half wouldnt hear of me bing a cop over here. Said he would be ready for a stroke every time l went out the door..

Now for my question...

Do you find it very hard to switch it off in your head after a painful case...

This has importance to me for the future too!:-5