The longest story

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed May 19, 2010 3:17 pm

Mustang;1311149 wrote: told Southern Yankee to get behind her car and start pushing until they got to the down side of the hill. Odie steered the car and as they reached the downward hill, off Odie went leaving SY behind, standing in the road. :wah: SY scratched her head wondering how she was the only one without a ride. :-3

SY started walking and saw the foot path to the left. She got on that path and started hoofing it when all of a sudden......................

Odie's new car appeared and she gave her a lift back into town where they had lunch together, SY paid of course as that's what good friends do:wah: and after lunch Odie went to buy them both some ice cream and Mustang shows up in his fancy 2010 Hummer and said....

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Wed May 19, 2010 4:18 pm

Odie;1311156 wrote: Odie's new car appeared and she gave her a lift back into town where they had lunch together, SY paid of course as that's what good friends do:wah: and after lunch Odie went to buy them both some ice cream and Mustang shows up in his fancy 2010 Hummer and said....

"anybody want this piece of crap?" :yh_rotfl "Nothing but a gas guzzler", Mustang said. "It rides ruff but plenty of room inside to stow your camping gear", he said. Odie tried to remember the last time she went camping, then shared her funny story of when..................

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Wed May 19, 2010 4:48 pm

....... she fell into the half filled trash pit with nothing much on but a smile! That soon changed to a shriek......... and folks came running from all over, but nobody seemed to want to help her out (they were all too busy sniggering at poor Odie's plight

), then somebody threw her a large beach towel, which she wrapped round herself, then scrambled out covered in old leftover spaghetti and potato peelings................ she ran straight down to the stream to wash it all off, leaving a trail of spaghetti across the field................... splash ! Ah....now she was clean............... however she didn't notice the old lady downstream, washing her clothes by the water's edge.......... then .......................

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed May 19, 2010 5:03 pm

G#Gill;1311165 wrote: ....... she fell into the half filled trash pit with nothing much on but a smile! That soon changed to a shriek......... and folks came running from all over, but nobody seemed to want to help her out (they were all too busy sniggering at poor Odie's plight

), then somebody threw her a large beach towel, which she wrapped round herself, then scrambled out covered in old leftover spaghetti and potato peelings................ she ran straight down to the stream to wash it all off, leaving a trail of spaghetti across the field................... splash ! Ah....now she was clean............... however she didn't notice the old lady downstream, washing her clothes by the water's edge.......... then .......................

:wah:

the old lady fell into the stream! Gill,Odie, Mustang, Babe & SY quickly ran over and pulled her out of the dangerous fast flowing stream and they all had a bbq together, Babe was exhausted from having to cook Mustang a steak and then he demanded lobster, all the others were content with hamburgers, Babe got made and said.........

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Wed May 19, 2010 5:58 pm

Odie;1311167 wrote: :wah:

the old lady fell into the stream! Gill,Odie, Mustang, Babe & SY quickly ran over and pulled her out of the dangerous fast flowing stream and they all had a bbq together, Babe was exhausted from having to cook Mustang a steak and then he demanded lobster, all the others were content with hamburgers, Babe got made and said.........

"you're a bottomless pit today!" :wah: "But that's alright, you'll owe me BIG TIME later mister." :sneaky: :p :wah: And he knew what she meant by that. A few hours at the gym..............

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Wed May 19, 2010 6:12 pm

The F B I showed up there. with warrents for everyone. They were for poor story lines yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Mustang said RUN!!!!!..........................

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed May 19, 2010 6:25 pm

southern yankee;1311184 wrote: The F B I showed up there. with warrents for everyone. They were for poor story lines yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Mustang said RUN!!!!!..........................

they all ran off and decided to take Mustangs Hummer and sped off until Babe screamed slow down or you will end up with nothing tonight:wah:, so Mustang slammed on the breaks as he didn't want to miss out on the good stuff later:wah:, Odie said it must be nice ffs.....

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Wed May 19, 2010 6:41 pm

three black SUVs were racing after the Hummer. The only thing we had to defend ourselves with was beer. So everyone begain to throw cans out the window. they were HOT so were exploiding like BOMBS.....................................:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu May 20, 2010 6:55 am

southern yankee;1311192 wrote: three black SUVs were racing after the Hummer. The only thing we had to defend ourselves with was beer. So everyone begain to throw cans out the window. they were HOT so were exploiding like BOMBS.....................................:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

One can that SY threw hit a cop upside the head. She

and turned to Odie and asked her what do I do now? :-3 The cop was approaching SY with his handcuffs and planned on cuffing and stuffing her into the patrol car when............

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Thu May 20, 2010 7:39 am

Odie opened 2 of the cans. they exploded like water cannons!!!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl. So SY and Odie made a great Get away!!!! Then------------------

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu May 20, 2010 7:56 am

southern yankee;1311277 wrote: Odie opened 2 of the cans. they exploded like water cannons!!!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl. So SY and Odie made a great Get away!!!! Then------------------

as they were about to enter the interstate on ramp, Odie started screaming, "For Fudge Sakes SY, see if I ever let you drive a getaway car again...you're driving in REVERSE!!!!" :wah: "So I am" SY said and put the peddle to the floor and....................

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Thu May 20, 2010 8:40 am

SY slamed on the breaks ans spinned the car around. Something like BATMAN would do:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl. Off they went, sadly the wrong way down the interstate. Then all of a sudden---------

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu May 20, 2010 9:18 am

southern yankee;1311295 wrote: SY slamed on the breaks ans spinned the car around. Something like BATMAN would do:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl. Off they went, sadly the wrong way down the interstate. Then all of a sudden---------

SY noticed Odie passed out in the passengers seat. SY started smacking her cheek, trying to wake her up but it didn't do any good. So SY reached into her purse and pulled out a huge chunk of fudge and passed it underneath Odie's nose.

When she did that...............................

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Thu May 20, 2010 9:50 am

ODIE jumped up in a daze said FUDGE. I MIUST GO ON FOR FUDGE------------------------

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu May 20, 2010 1:52 pm

southern yankee;1311317 wrote: ODIE jumped up in a daze said FUDGE. I MIUST GO ON FOR FUDGE------------------------

but Odie doesn't like fudge, she loves brownies and decided to make some fudge for Jazzy as that is her favorite
...............

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Thu May 20, 2010 2:07 pm

Brownies /Fudge. life is soooo confusing:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu May 20, 2010 4:01 pm

southern yankee;1311366 wrote: Brownies /Fudge. life is soooo confusing:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

so Mustang came in to see if he could stop the girls from arguing.....

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Thu May 20, 2010 4:32 pm

Now this was going on while SY. was Driving. Mustang reached over slamming on the breaks. screaming get in the back you 2 . let the pro drive!!!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu May 20, 2010 4:43 pm

southern yankee;1311387 wrote: Now this was going on while SY. was Driving. Mustang reached over slamming on the breaks. screaming get in the back you 2 . let the pro drive!!!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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:sneaky: Mustang locked it in 4 wheel drive and blazed his own trail right through the forest. Branches and leaves were flying every which way as he zigged zagged to miss the trees. He laughed when he looked in the rearview mirror and saw Odie and SY bouncing all over the back of the truck. :wah: As they were cresting the top of a ridge...............

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu May 20, 2010 5:41 pm

Mustang;1311389 wrote: :sneaky: Mustang locked it in 4 wheel drive and blazed his own trail right through the forest. Branches and leaves were flying every which way as he zigged zagged to miss the trees. He laughed when he looked in the rearview mirror and saw Odie and SY bouncing all over the back of the truck. :wah: As they were cresting the top of a ridge...............

SY fell out!:yh_rotfl Mustang and Odie started laughing:yh_rotfl as she was a bouncing all over the trail, then a bear came along......

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Thu May 20, 2010 5:46 pm

He never saw such a sight. The bear looked as if he was going to CHARGE. but instead fell backwards LAUGHING:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl. With that.................

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu May 20, 2010 6:55 pm

southern yankee;1311397 wrote: He never saw such a sight. The bear looked as if he was going to CHARGE. but instead fell backwards LAUGHING:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl. With that.................

Odie ran up, you know Odie, (cute but stupid) and hugged the bear and then SY joined in and hugged the bear to and then all 3 of them starting walking......

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Thu May 20, 2010 7:39 pm

off into the woods. mustang was shaking his head in disbelief. The three stopped to eat some berries. that were not your average garden type. they were-----------

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu May 20, 2010 8:24 pm

southern yankee;1311415 wrote: off into the woods. mustang was shaking his head in disbelief. The three stopped to eat some berries. that were not your average garden type. they were-----------

laced with hash and SY, Odie and the bear started laughing hysterically and running around like chickens with their heads cut off and started growling like bears, Mustang couldn't handle this so he..........

Affinity One · Post by **Affinity One** » Fri May 21, 2010 2:20 am

farted ...

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri May 21, 2010 5:28 am

Affinity One;1311452 wrote: farted ...

and Affinity One was mad:mad:, so Mustang said, hey bud, chill eh?......

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Fri May 21, 2010 6:17 am

the bear said, chill????? i just woke up. it can't be time to go to sleep again.?? Odie laughted, everyone else flipped out!!.A talking bear--------------------

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri May 21, 2010 9:42 am

southern yankee;1311502 wrote: the bear said, chill????? i just woke up. it can't be time to go to sleep again.?? Odie laughted, everyone else flipped out!!.A talking bear--------------------

was Mustang in a costume:yh_rotfl, he said, ha ha gotcha!:wah:

so they all left the trail and had some lunch, Odie cooked up some frogs legs:yh_rotfl, SY made a southern dish, Mustang made burgers and fed them to the bear......

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Fri May 21, 2010 10:41 am

Sy LOVES frog legs, would not share them with the bear. She said MINE!! MINE!! MINE!! and------------------

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri May 21, 2010 10:59 am

southern yankee;1311570 wrote: Sy LOVES frog legs, would not share them with the bear. She said MINE!! MINE!! MINE!! and------------------

Mustang got really mad at her becasue she wouldn't share and said that's enough!

So he quickly packed up the bqq, sped off in his hummer and..........

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Fri May 21, 2010 5:48 pm

Odie;1311573 wrote: Mustang got really mad at her becasue she wouldn't share and said that's enough!

So he quickly packed up the bqq, sped off in his hummer and..........

thought he'd call it a day, so he went home. He parked the hummer out by the road and put a BIG For Sale on it, hoping to get rid of it soon. Next morning..................

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Fri May 21, 2010 6:21 pm

while still a sleep Mustang heard the Hummer start. Then LEAVIng. he sprang to his feet running to the door. when all of a sudden-------

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat May 22, 2010 8:48 am

southern yankee;1311669 wrote: while still a sleep Mustang heard the Hummer start. Then LEAVIng. he sprang to his feet running to the door. when all of a sudden-------

CSI Miami's Detective Horatio Caine:yh_rotfl stopped the Hummer and said, hey, I need this for official business and were fresh out of our own Hummers...........

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Sat May 22, 2010 2:36 pm

Mustang thought for moment, Only if My gang and I can come too.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat May 22, 2010 6:12 pm

southern yankee;1311773 wrote: Mustang thought for moment, Only if My gang and I can come too.

so he rounded up SY and Odie, Gill's away, so its her tough luck:yh_rotfl, so off they walked through a town with Antique shops that SY just loved for her collection to sell and Mustang bought a cowboy hat, then Odie....

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Sat May 22, 2010 6:17 pm

Found a bakery where she could smell the heavenly sent of Brownies. But this Bakery was different it was Run by CHEECH and CHONG. the smell was-------------:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat May 22, 2010 7:24 pm

southern yankee;1311823 wrote: Found a bakery where she could smell the heavenly sent of Brownies. But this Bakery was different it was Run by CHEECH and CHONG. the smell was-------------:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

like smelling stinky feet! So she asked SY, why do they smell like this? SY said Odie, its your feet that smell, not the brownies:yh_rotfl, so Odie felt sooooooooooo bad knowing she hadn't washed her socks in 8 weeks and quickly ran out the door and then SY...........

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Sat May 22, 2010 8:04 pm

felt sorry for her so went to the dollar store and bought her oder eaters, soap and new socks. But only bright Orange would do. SY hates Orange. but thought--------------------

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat May 22, 2010 8:12 pm

southern yankee;1311832 wrote: felt sorry for her so went to the dollar store and bought her oder eaters, soap and new socks. But only bright Orange would do. SY hates Orange. but thought--------------------

well, if Odie likes them, then thats fine by me. Odie thanked her and quickly went into the washroom to wash her feet and put on her new bright orange socks, ran back and told SY, oh I feel so much better now, so the two of them went for lunch, Odie said it was her treat as SY had been so kind and considerate to Odie so they went to SY's favorite restaurant which is............

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Sun May 23, 2010 5:26 am

Hot DOG JOE's. 2 for 1 you know. Odie thought, SY is sooooo cheap!! Wait??? I am paying, Odie says:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl. Goood i only had $4!!

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun May 23, 2010 5:44 am

southern yankee;1311849 wrote: Hot DOG JOE's. 2 for 1 you know. Odie thought, SY is sooooo cheap!! Wait??? I am paying, Odie says:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl. Goood i only had $4!!

on me, so it was good SY picked somewhere cheap.:yh_rotfl Then the two of them headed off in Odie's Porsche 911 Turbo, and sped off until..........

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Sun May 23, 2010 6:10 am

The green hotdogs kicked in:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun May 23, 2010 2:14 pm

southern yankee;1311867 wrote: The green hotdogs kicked in:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

ewwwwwwwww:yh_rotfl, SY needed a washroom quick, so Odie pulled over and she went in the bush

, they continued driving and ended up pulling over in a motel for the night, but SY couldn't sleep......

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Sun May 23, 2010 2:33 pm

Those green dogs!!!!!! Blahhhhhhhhhhh----------------------------

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Fri May 28, 2010 6:11 pm

Little did they know, they both came down with a case of food poisoning from eating those blahhhhh green dogs. They were so ill that..............

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri May 28, 2010 6:27 pm

Mustang;1312727 wrote: Little did they know, they both came down with a case of food poisoning from eating those blahhhhh green dogs. They were so ill that..............

SY was barfing everywhere, Odie crawled along the path where she met Gill and asked her to call 911 on her cell phone........

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Fri May 28, 2010 6:29 pm

Odie;1312736 wrote: SY was barfing everywhere, Odie crawled along the path where she met Gill and asked her to call 911 on her cell phone........

but Gill started :wah: and asked Odie, "Do you know that you just crawled through a patch of poison ivy?" Odie looked up at Gill with her sad puppy dog eyes welling with tears and said...................

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri May 28, 2010 6:33 pm

Mustang;1312737 wrote: but Gill started :wah: and asked Odie, "Do you know that you just crawled through a patch of poison ivy?" Odie looked up at Gill with her sad puppy dog eyes welling with tears and said...................

ffs!:-5:-5:yh_rotfl Mustang just drove up in his Hummer and said, what on earth have you 3 women been doing now? Your always getting yourselves into messes, so he quickly picked up Odie.:yh_rotfl, then brought SY and put her in the back as he couldn't handle the smell, then Gill.......

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Fri May 28, 2010 6:35 pm

Odie;1312739 wrote: ffs!:-5:-5:yh_rotfl Mustang just drove up in his Hummer and said, what on earth have you 3 women been doing now? Your always getting yourselves into messes, so he quickly picked up Odie.:yh_rotfl, then brought SY and put her in the back as he couldn't handle the smell, then Gill.......

grabbed her guitar and started playing...................

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri May 28, 2010 7:20 pm

Mustang;1312742 wrote: grabbed her guitar and started playing...................

Abba!:yh_rotfl, she had her amp up and speakers turned up to full volume in hopes that the bear they had just seen would run off........