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Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers were dining at an exclusive New York

restaurant. It was the place to be seen and both were dressed up for the

occasion. Ginger looked superb in a white ball gown and diamond tiara

while Fred wore his smartest morning suit.

Unfortunately the evening was spoilt when the waiter bringing dessert tripped and covered poor Fred from head to toe in treacle sponge and custard.

"Terribly sorry, sir" said the waiter trying to wipe the mess off with a

cloth. "So you should be" said Fred, "Thanks to you I've pudding on my

top hat, pudding on my white tie, pudding on my tails.
The dogs philosophy on life. If you cant eat it, hump it or fight it,........ Pee on it and walk away!!



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It's good to see that you haven't DESERTED us yet, Beowulf. ;):D:wah:
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groan



but that was sweet of you to say :wah:
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beowulf;1295814 wrote: groan



but that was sweet of you to say :wah:


Lol @ the groan! :wah:

And what a nice comment you kept for afters! :D:rolleyes:
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Post by along-for-the-ride »

Guten abend, Beowulf. ;)

Enjoy this clip with Fred and his tails:

YouTube - Fred Astaire in "Top Hat" (1935)



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Rapunzel;1295893 wrote: Lol @ the groan! :wah:

And what a nice comment you kept for afters! :D:rolleyes:


could you repeat that please.......i have jelly in one ear and custard in the other....yup, im a trifle deaf! :yh_rotfl
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beowulf;1295897 wrote: could you repeat that please.......i have jelly in one ear and custard in the other....yup, im a trifle deaf! :yh_rotfl


OMG **MAJOR groan** :yh_rotfl

Seriously though, you shouldn't worry . . . everyone at FG puts jelly in one ear and custard in the other . . . I have to admit, it's a trifle bazaar!
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Shall we start a race of pudding jokes?

Shall I sago? :D
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i sharnt mince my words cos jokes like that are bread and butter to me ...so please dont get sorbet about it :yh_rotfl
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