Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers were dining at an exclusive New York
restaurant. It was the place to be seen and both were dressed up for the
occasion. Ginger looked superb in a white ball gown and diamond tiara
while Fred wore his smartest morning suit.
Unfortunately the evening was spoilt when the waiter bringing dessert tripped and covered poor Fred from head to toe in treacle sponge and custard.
"Terribly sorry, sir" said the waiter trying to wipe the mess off with a
cloth. "So you should be" said Fred, "Thanks to you I've pudding on my
top hat, pudding on my white tie, pudding on my tails.
custard....
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The dogs philosophy on life. If you cant eat it, hump it or fight it,........ Pee on it and walk away!!
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It's good to see that you haven't DESERTED us yet, Beowulf.
:D:wah:
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groan
but that was sweet of you to say :wah:
but that was sweet of you to say :wah:
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beowulf;1295814 wrote: groan
but that was sweet of you to say :wah:
Lol @ the groan! :wah:
And what a nice comment you kept for afters!
:rolleyes:
but that was sweet of you to say :wah:
Lol @ the groan! :wah:
And what a nice comment you kept for afters!
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Guten abend, Beowulf. 
Enjoy this clip with Fred and his tails:
YouTube - Fred Astaire in "Top Hat" (1935)
Well.................you started it! :wah:
Enjoy this clip with Fred and his tails:
YouTube - Fred Astaire in "Top Hat" (1935)
Well.................you started it! :wah:
Life is a Highway. Let's share the Commute.
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Rapunzel;1295893 wrote: Lol @ the groan! :wah:
And what a nice comment you kept for afters!
:rolleyes:
could you repeat that please.......i have jelly in one ear and custard in the other....yup, im a trifle deaf! :yh_rotfl
And what a nice comment you kept for afters!
could you repeat that please.......i have jelly in one ear and custard in the other....yup, im a trifle deaf! :yh_rotfl
The dogs philosophy on life. If you cant eat it, hump it or fight it,........ Pee on it and walk away!!
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beowulf;1295897 wrote: could you repeat that please.......i have jelly in one ear and custard in the other....yup, im a trifle deaf! :yh_rotfl
OMG **MAJOR groan** :yh_rotfl
Seriously though, you shouldn't worry . . . everyone at FG puts jelly in one ear and custard in the other . . . I have to admit, it's a trifle bazaar!
OMG **MAJOR groan** :yh_rotfl
Seriously though, you shouldn't worry . . . everyone at FG puts jelly in one ear and custard in the other . . . I have to admit, it's a trifle bazaar!
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Shall we start a race of pudding jokes?
Shall I sago?
Shall I sago?
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i sharnt mince my words cos jokes like that are bread and butter to me ...so please dont get sorbet about it :yh_rotfl
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