How far would you go

ProfessionalMoron · Post by **ProfessionalMoron** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 10:30 pm

Nomad wrote: James Bond wannabe ?

hold on, silly, i will create new sn just for you

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 10:32 pm

to protect my virtue...

bless your little pea picking heart honey.....I think we can let that one go

(kidding...kidding)

ProfessionalMoron · Post by **ProfessionalMoron** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 10:33 pm

This is hilarious.

Whoever takes things too serious, raise your hand.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 10:34 pm

ProfessionalMoron wrote: hold on, silly, i will create new sn just for you

I get kinda goose pimply when you call me silly

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 10:35 pm

Do Nomad and PM know each other??? Me thinks they do...

And if they don't me thinks PM knows someone else here....

ProfessionalMoron · Post by **ProfessionalMoron** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 10:36 pm

Far Rider wrote: so you reached for his revolver? or you reached for your when he went for his?

I grabbed the hand he had on his gun and kept it in place.

ProfessionalMoron · Post by **ProfessionalMoron** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 10:38 pm

Far Rider wrote: so you reached for his revolver? or you reached for your when he went for his?

He was going to either shoot his thingy off, or leave

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 10:39 pm

Syntax has a certain ring to it....still evaluating but its down to a couple possibilities.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 10:41 pm

Nomad wrote: Syntax has a certain ring to it....still evaluating but its down to a couple possibilities.
You wondering what I'm wondering, Nomad?

ProfessionalMoron · Post by **ProfessionalMoron** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 10:43 pm

Far Rider wrote: so you reached for his revolver? or you reached for your when he went for his?

after that, about 2 hours passed that i mostly remember (plz understand, this was about 14 years ago) then, about 4 or so hours later, i found myself about 4 or so miles away on someones back porch knocking in panic at about 3 am. I think they slipped some "juice" to me and i went nuts :guitarist

ProfessionalMoron · Post by **ProfessionalMoron** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 10:46 pm

Nomad wrote: Syntax has a certain ring to it....still evaluating but its down to a couple possibilities.

explain please

ProfessionalMoron · Post by **ProfessionalMoron** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 10:48 pm

Far Rider wrote: :-3 *scratches head*

I used to hang out with a very shady group of stupid people. Random and exotic drugs were not uncommon. I took none that i know of (I wouldn't put it past these fools to have slipped a little something into my drink)

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 10:52 pm

ok that was a little girly:wah:

what I meant was LOL !

ProfessionalMoron · Post by **ProfessionalMoron** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 10:58 pm

Far Rider wrote: So how sure are you then that you had a hold of his revolver?:-2

hehe.... jeez, i was right....

well... let's see here.....

it had a shaft, and it cocked.... lmao

if anyone has anatomy like that, you know, that very cold steel shaped like a sloppy L (not a banana!).....

aww... hell with it ..... i'll play the moron, go for it!

It was really his....

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 10:59 pm

Im pretty sure James Bond would never grab the goods in a dark alley

ProfessionalMoron · Post by **ProfessionalMoron** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 11:01 pm

Nomad wrote: Im pretty sure James Bond would never grab the goods in a dark alley

But, would Turd Furgusson?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 11:04 pm

Depends.....too many factors to give a snap answer

ProfessionalMoron · Post by **ProfessionalMoron** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 11:10 pm

anyway...

I believe the original question was how far would you go?

anyone have any answers?

if not, i have a thread to start that is somewhat related...

ProfessionalMoron · Post by **ProfessionalMoron** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 11:12 pm

Nomad wrote: Depends.....too many factors to give a snap answer

there are never too many factors... now give it up

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 11:13 pm

Far Rider wrote: Turd!

I havn't seen you since this mornin!:D

Reluctantly and against my better judgement I must ask to whom you were referring Mr. Far.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 11:16 pm

She goes by foopy now

its what she prefers

ProfessionalMoron · Post by **ProfessionalMoron** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 11:22 pm

ok, ok, ok.....

no new thread......

A friend of mine said they would rather see animals live than humans :-5

of course, one of my immediate thoughts was: "Then go ahead and die"

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 7:24 am

ProfessionalMoron wrote: A friend of mine said they would rather see animals live than humans :-5

of course, one of my immediate thoughts was: "Then go ahead and die"
Micah/David???!?!! Is that you???

I know I know you....

kmhowe72 · Post by **kmhowe72** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 7:34 am

I am glad there was alot of attention. But I wanted some ideas to protect our home. But as far as I would go to protect my children, I think I would just try real hard to disable the person. I know my husband though he be one of them I have to protect. He would be shaking like a tree in a hurricain. But thats ok, I love him to. Talk about role revesal.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 7:39 am

kmhowe72 wrote: But I wanted some ideas to protect our home.
Buy a gun, learn how to use it and tell your husband to grow a spine.

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 7:44 am

Smoke alarms and carbon monoxide detectors are a must.

I had someone try to break into my house when my son was just a baby. Hubby was on night turn. My first thought was to turn on a light so they would know they woke me. Whoever it was must've taken off. The cop suggested I not stay alone. A lot of help. I went out and bought a gun the next day. No doubt in my mind I could use it if neccessary to protect my family.

kmhowe72 · Post by **kmhowe72** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 7:45 am

I wish . I have been trying to have him grow up for years. No I don't want a gun. I wanted a taser , but husband is a afraid I use it on him.

kmhowe72 · Post by **kmhowe72** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 9:16 am

once Doug and I had this guy over our house and he was trying to sell us a 16 hundred dollar fire alarm system. Even on credit. Come on. He even bought us dinner a local tgifs. and that alarm system was for a one bed room apartment on the second floor.:-4

We didn't buy it.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 3:46 pm

BabyRider wrote: Oh, I'm not offended in the least. Hell, if I don't laugh about that time in my life, I'd go stark raving mad. If I was offended, you'd know it. :yh_wink

yeah, after the post i put up the other day, it takes quite a bit to offend BR.

*slurp*:wah:

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 3:57 pm

Wolverine wrote: yeah, after the post i put up the other day, it takes quite a bit to offend BR.

*slurp*:wah:
Evil....you're an EVIL man, Wolverine.... :yh_devil

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 4:09 pm

BabyRider wrote: Evil....you're an EVIL man, Wolverine.... :yh_devil

Yes....he is evil !

Wolverines are known for their evil-ness.

All gnarly and rabid acting.

*Watch out for wolverines honey* thats what my mom always told me.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 4:13 pm

Nomad wrote: Yes....he is evil !

Wolverines are known for their evil-ness.

All gnarly and rabid acting.

*Watch out for wolverines honey* thats what my mom always told me.

yeah, but you'll never see us coming.:sneaky:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 4:18 pm

maybe but the aroma drifts umm distinctively.

venus · Post by **venus** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 4:30 pm

Well seeing as l live in England l don't own a gun. But God help the idiot who ever broke in to my house.

I have a very large loyal dog, with big old teeth (make wolverines look teeny!)

and l don't care how big they are no one will get near my son, even if it means killing.. There is no way you can predict what they want when they break in to rob or rape.

I had a situation a few years back, l'd been out with friends and came home pretty late and was tired. It was summer so l opened the living room window (one of those little ones near the top of the window frame0 and forgot it was open when l went to bed.

I was awoken by the noise of someone on the stairs and for a split second thought it mught be my son (4 yrs at the time), it then registered in my head that he wasn't there!!!!

He was at my friends for the night. I did not have my dog then, but l did have a pick axe handle ddown the side of my bed.

I lay there and pretended to sleep, l figured the best method of attack was surprise. As soon as l saw a very large figure in the doorway l leapt out of the bed screaming and came within an inch of smashing skull...

When the voice of my best friend screamed at me don't do it it's me!!!

Well l didn't brain him, but l gave him a good few bruises from punching him back down the stairs from scaring the living c*** out of me.

Have never left a window open since:-3

Us ladies have to be careful, we all don't have a big old man around like far etc all the time:D