Old is when. . . . . .

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:31 am

Ally;1109639 wrote: I can relate to that Odie,how funny is this thread love it.Old is wen u go all the way down the hallway to get something from the room then u forget wot ur there for.Im getting senior moment a lot bloody frightning and im not a senior yet OMG.lolpmsl.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Ally, for me, just to the fridge!:wah::wah:

cars · Post by **cars** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:15 am

Omni_Skittles;1109282 wrote: My mom does that!!!

:yh_rotfl
She's not old!

cars · Post by **cars** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:20 am

Old is when

Your formal attire is considered, "tied shoes"! :wah:

Post by **Ally** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:50 pm

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:03 pm

Omni_Skittles;1109281 wrote: awww sad.

Very normal for teen girls not to be seen with mom.:wah:

nok · Post by **nok** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:44 am

Old is when ...

parts of your body jiggle like jello.

cars · Post by **cars** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:41 am

Old is when

You stop growing at both ends, and start growing in the middle!

Post by **Ally** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:45 am

Dont u hate that, old is wen u start growing hair where hair shouldnt grow pmsl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

cars · Post by **cars** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:49 am

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl yep, I've worn out 3 razors clipping & cutting!

Post by **Ally** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:58 am

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl cars it seems that females start growing hair on their upper lip and men grow hair out of their ears lol. Not fair :-5:-5:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

cars · Post by **cars** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:08 am

Old is when

you fall asleep on the couch 3 hours before your regular bed time

Post by **Ally** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:13 pm

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl then ur up all night long:-5

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:47 pm

Ally;1110977 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl then ur up all night long:-5

damn right!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

nok · Post by **nok** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:07 am

Old is when you tell young people who your favorite singer is and they look confused and say, " Who's that ? Never heard of him/ her." :-2

grbay · Post by **grbay** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:05 am

LOL, most of those are great!!! I am going to forward this one to my grandparents, they will get a kick out of these..:yh_rotfl

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:49 pm

I am sprouting hair from every orifice.

Have tufts of hair on my neck/cheek/lip even when I take extra care shaving.

Post by **Sunshine** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:51 pm

I say something and then look around :-3 because it is exactly what my mother would have said.

Post by **Sunshine** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:53 pm

Ally;1110310 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl cars it seems that females start growing hair on their upper lip and men grow hair out of their ears lol. Not fair :-5:-5:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

That upper lip thing is so unfair as is the one white one that sprout out from your chin. :-2

Post by **Sunshine** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:54 pm

cars;1110311 wrote: Old is when

you fall asleep on the couch 3 hours before your regular bed time

I do that all the time. Miss most of the programs that I want to watch. Seems like, anymore, if I sit in one place for over an hour, I fall asleep.

Golden years, yeah right!!!!!

cars · Post by **cars** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:28 pm

Old is when:

Your teeth smile back at you from the night stand, at bed time

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:26 pm

Old is when you don't remember what day it is.

grbay · Post by **grbay** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:02 pm

Odie;1141154 wrote: Old is when you don't remember what day it is.

LOL, love that one to

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:34 pm

...you aren't concerned with pinching an inch. It's the couple of acres that bother you.

...policemen look young.

...hangovers last more than one day.

...you find that lady very attractive. And her grown up daughter equally (or more) so. (alter according to sex/preference :wah:)

...you attended a Rolling Stones Concert. Before their wrinkles outnumbered the audience.

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:39 pm

[QUOTE=Clodhopper;1141226

...hangovers last more than one day.

QUOTE]

OH god I don't need to hear that right now

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:53 pm

grbay;1141202 wrote: LOL, love that one to

it works for me!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:01 pm

OH god I don't need to hear that right now

:wah: Oh well...I hope it was worth it.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:17 pm

Clodhopper;1141226 wrote: ...you aren't concerned with pinching an inch. It's the couple of acres that bother you.

...policemen look young.

...hangovers last more than one day.

...you find that lady very attractive. And her grown up daughter equally (or more) so. (alter according to sex/preference :wah:)

...you attended a Rolling Stones Concert. Before their wrinkles outnumbered the audience.

what's a hangover?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:24 pm

not really:o

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:27 pm

In Clodhopper's Nonconcise Undictionary:

hangover (n): That part of a large man which hangs over his belt buckle, obscuring said buckle from public view. It also serves the function of printing the design of said buckle upside down on the male abdomen.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:52 pm

old is when you need a nap daily!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Sunshine** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:14 pm

Odie;1141447 wrote: old is when you need a nap daily!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

That one takes me over the hill and on the way down. :yh_rotfl

cars · Post by **cars** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:34 am

OLD IS WHEN. . .

you threw a "wild party", and the neighbors didn't even notice it!

cars · Post by **cars** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:37 am

OLD IS WHEN . .

All the names in your phone book end with MD

cars · Post by **cars** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:42 am

OLD IS WHEN . .

you eat out in a restaurant, and they ask you for the money up front

nok · Post by **nok** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:44 am

Old is when you do something fun and somebody asks you, "Aren't you a little bit too old to be doing that ?"

nok · Post by **nok** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 4:05 am

Old is when you stop celebrating birthdays because you don't want to be reminded about how old you really are.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:40 am

Sunshine;1141514 wrote: That one takes me over the hill and on the way down. :yh_rotfl

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:40 am

old is when you never have to say your sorry, cause you have no idea what you did!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

cars · Post by **cars** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:43 pm

OLD IS WHEN...

A bouquet of flowers scares you

nok · Post by **nok** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:17 am

Old is when you are attracted to someone and when you flirt with them, they say, " Hey, granny. Sorry but you're too old for me."

nok · Post by **nok** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:18 am

Old is when you can't walk for more than fifteen minutes before your knees or your feet start hurting.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:19 am

[QUOTE=nok;1142325]Old is when you can't walk for more than fifteen minutes before your knees or your feet start hurting.[/QUOT

so true!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

cars · Post by **cars** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 2:36 pm

OLD IS WHEN. .

It ain't the age so much, it the darn "milage"

cars · Post by **cars** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:35 pm

OLD IS WHEN. . .

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial rates,

and blamed it on the cost of living.

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:19 pm

Old is when you find that you can get rid of all your wrinkles just by gaining weight.

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:48 am

Old is when you.........I forgot.

cars · Post by **cars** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:09 am

OLD IS When. .

You regret all the sins you didn't commit! :wah:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:24 am

cars;1214559 wrote: OLD IS When. .

You regret all the sins you didn't commit! :wah:

now I like this one!:sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

nok · Post by **nok** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:11 am

Old is when everybody looks young to you.

cars · Post by **cars** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:30 pm

OLD IS WHEN. . . .

You start making the same noises as your coffee maker!