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Old is when. . . . . .
Ally;1109639 wrote: I can relate to that Odie,how funny is this thread love it.Old is wen u go all the way down the hallway to get something from the room then u forget wot ur there for.Im getting senior moment a lot bloody frightning and im not a senior yet OMG.lolpmsl.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Ally, for me, just to the fridge!:wah::wah:
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Ally, for me, just to the fridge!:wah::wah:
Life is just to short for drama.
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Omni_Skittles;1109282 wrote: My mom does that!!!
:yh_rotfl
She's not old!
:yh_rotfl
She's not old!

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Omni_Skittles;1109281 wrote: awww sad.
Very normal for teen girls not to be seen with mom.:wah:
Very normal for teen girls not to be seen with mom.:wah:
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Old is when ...
parts of your body jiggle like jello.
parts of your body jiggle like jello.
Happiness is not a destiny. It is a daily goal. 

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Old is when
You stop growing at both ends, and start growing in the middle!
You stop growing at both ends, and start growing in the middle!
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Dont u hate that, old is wen u start growing hair where hair shouldnt grow pmsl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl yep, I've worn out 3 razors clipping & cutting! 

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:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl cars it seems that females start growing hair on their upper lip and men grow hair out of their ears lol. Not fair :-5:-5:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Old is when
you fall asleep on the couch 3 hours before your regular bed time
you fall asleep on the couch 3 hours before your regular bed time
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:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl then ur up all night long:-5
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Ally;1110977 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl then ur up all night long:-5
damn right!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
damn right!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Life is just to short for drama.
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Old is when you tell young people who your favorite singer is and they look confused and say, " Who's that ? Never heard of him/ her." :-2
Happiness is not a destiny. It is a daily goal. 

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LOL, most of those are great!!! I am going to forward this one to my grandparents, they will get a kick out of these..:yh_rotfl
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I am sprouting hair from every orifice.
Have tufts of hair on my neck/cheek/lip even when I take extra care shaving.
Have tufts of hair on my neck/cheek/lip even when I take extra care shaving.
I thought I knew more than this until I opened my mouth
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I say something and then look around :-3 because it is exactly what my mother would have said.
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Ally;1110310 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl cars it seems that females start growing hair on their upper lip and men grow hair out of their ears lol. Not fair :-5:-5:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
That upper lip thing is so unfair as is the one white one that sprout out from your chin. :-2
That upper lip thing is so unfair as is the one white one that sprout out from your chin. :-2
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cars;1110311 wrote: Old is when
you fall asleep on the couch 3 hours before your regular bed time
I do that all the time. Miss most of the programs that I want to watch. Seems like, anymore, if I sit in one place for over an hour, I fall asleep.
Golden years, yeah right!!!!!
you fall asleep on the couch 3 hours before your regular bed time
I do that all the time. Miss most of the programs that I want to watch. Seems like, anymore, if I sit in one place for over an hour, I fall asleep.
Golden years, yeah right!!!!!
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Old is when:
Your teeth smile back at you from the night stand, at bed time
Your teeth smile back at you from the night stand, at bed time
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Old is when you don't remember what day it is.
Life is just to short for drama.
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Odie;1141154 wrote: Old is when you don't remember what day it is.
LOL, love that one to
LOL, love that one to
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...you aren't concerned with pinching an inch. It's the couple of acres that bother you.
...policemen look young.
...hangovers last more than one day.
...you find that lady very attractive. And her grown up daughter equally (or more) so. (alter according to sex/preference :wah:)
...you attended a Rolling Stones Concert. Before their wrinkles outnumbered the audience.
...policemen look young.
...hangovers last more than one day.
...you find that lady very attractive. And her grown up daughter equally (or more) so. (alter according to sex/preference :wah:)
...you attended a Rolling Stones Concert. Before their wrinkles outnumbered the audience.
The crowd: "Yes! We are all individuals!"
Lone voice: "I'm not."
Lone voice: "I'm not."
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[QUOTE=Clodhopper;1141226
...hangovers last more than one day.
QUOTE]
OH god I don't need to hear that right now
...hangovers last more than one day.
QUOTE]
OH god I don't need to hear that right now

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grbay;1141202 wrote: LOL, love that one to
it works for me!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
it works for me!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Life is just to short for drama.
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OH god I don't need to hear that right now
:wah: Oh well...I hope it was worth it.
:wah: Oh well...I hope it was worth it.
The crowd: "Yes! We are all individuals!"
Lone voice: "I'm not."
Lone voice: "I'm not."
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Clodhopper;1141226 wrote: ...you aren't concerned with pinching an inch. It's the couple of acres that bother you.
...policemen look young.
...hangovers last more than one day.
...you find that lady very attractive. And her grown up daughter equally (or more) so. (alter according to sex/preference :wah:)
...you attended a Rolling Stones Concert. Before their wrinkles outnumbered the audience.
what's a hangover?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
...policemen look young.
...hangovers last more than one day.
...you find that lady very attractive. And her grown up daughter equally (or more) so. (alter according to sex/preference :wah:)
...you attended a Rolling Stones Concert. Before their wrinkles outnumbered the audience.
what's a hangover?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Life is just to short for drama.
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not really:o
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In Clodhopper's Nonconcise Undictionary:
hangover (n): That part of a large man which hangs over his belt buckle, obscuring said buckle from public view. It also serves the function of printing the design of said buckle upside down on the male abdomen.
hangover (n): That part of a large man which hangs over his belt buckle, obscuring said buckle from public view. It also serves the function of printing the design of said buckle upside down on the male abdomen.
The crowd: "Yes! We are all individuals!"
Lone voice: "I'm not."
Lone voice: "I'm not."
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old is when you need a nap daily!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Life is just to short for drama.
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Odie;1141447 wrote: old is when you need a nap daily!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
That one takes me over the hill and on the way down. :yh_rotfl
That one takes me over the hill and on the way down. :yh_rotfl
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OLD IS WHEN. . .
you threw a "wild party", and the neighbors didn't even notice it!
you threw a "wild party", and the neighbors didn't even notice it!
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OLD IS WHEN . .
you eat out in a restaurant, and they ask you for the money up front
you eat out in a restaurant, and they ask you for the money up front
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Old is when you do something fun and somebody asks you, "Aren't you a little bit too old to be doing that ?"
Happiness is not a destiny. It is a daily goal. 

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Old is when you stop celebrating birthdays because you don't want to be reminded about how old you really are.
Happiness is not a destiny. It is a daily goal. 

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Sunshine;1141514 wrote: That one takes me over the hill and on the way down. :yh_rotfl
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Life is just to short for drama.
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old is when you never have to say your sorry, cause you have no idea what you did!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Life is just to short for drama.
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Old is when you are attracted to someone and when you flirt with them, they say, " Hey, granny. Sorry but you're too old for me."
Happiness is not a destiny. It is a daily goal. 

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Old is when you can't walk for more than fifteen minutes before your knees or your feet start hurting.
Happiness is not a destiny. It is a daily goal. 

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[QUOTE=nok;1142325]Old is when you can't walk for more than fifteen minutes before your knees or your feet start hurting.[/QUOT
so true!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
so true!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Life is just to short for drama.
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OLD IS WHEN. . .
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial rates,
and blamed it on the cost of living.
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial rates,
and blamed it on the cost of living.
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Old is when you find that you can get rid of all your wrinkles just by gaining weight.
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Old is when you.........I forgot.
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cars;1214559 wrote: OLD IS When. .
You regret all the sins you didn't commit! :wah:
now I like this one!:sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
You regret all the sins you didn't commit! :wah:
now I like this one!:sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Life is just to short for drama.
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Old is when everybody looks young to you. 
Happiness is not a destiny. It is a daily goal. 

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OLD IS WHEN. . . .
You start making the same noises as your coffee maker!
You start making the same noises as your coffee maker!
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