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nvalleyvee wrote: Yeah but would you make him brush his teeth before he kissed you after eating that. :lips:
You bet!!!!
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How about a nice warm Pork Pie with lots of gel in and mustard. yummmy















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pina wrote: How about a nice warm Pork Pie with lots of gel in and mustard. yummmy




Would that be hair Gel??? mmm Yummy!:wah:
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pina wrote: How about a nice warm Pork Pie with lots of gel in and mustard. yummmy


Gross :yh_sick I guess you had to raised on it..............
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Betty Boop wrote: Would that be hair Gel??? mmm Yummy!:wah:




Yeh!!! The WET look stuff.















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pina wrote: Yeh!!! The WET look stuff.




hahahaha I can honestly say I've nver touched one, let alone eaten it!! They are grim!!!:yh_sick



I hate Mince Pies too!!!
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Lon wrote: Real men love hot mince pie with melted cheddar cheese.
:yh_rotflYou and cheese! :yh_rotfl
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- Did someone say pie, yes!!!!!!!!!

I eat pie for breakfast, yep, when there is one in the house, I just made a pumpkin pie from scratch, cooked the pumpkin myself, thank you so much, here is a story you might laugh at , but if you are a true pie lover you will see nothing wrong with this.

I love strawberry-rhubarb pie, but only from this lady in Canada, that I refer to as the pie lady, I live in Michigan, so I either take the bridge or the ferry to the other side and drive to Godrich(the most beautiful place in the world)

Well I bought her last one.Smiling and feeling ever so smug with myself, placing it in the vehicle, my son, placed his knee directly in the center of it crawling out of the car, that was ok , because it was in the box, and I could scrape the pie off the top with a spoon. Long story short, I decided to take it to lunch the next day at work, I walk to work, I dropped the pie in the parking lot of the pharmacy,"" OOOOOH -AAAHHHHHH" you say, nope this is where the 5 second rule applies, Yep, you guessed it , scooped it up and ate what I could salvage!!!!

-Primitive, yeah maybe, but a true pie lover.



-Favorite

Strawberry-Rhubarb, deep dish apple, and pumpkin

-cream pies are my least favorite.

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jasmund wrote: - Did someone say pie, yes!!!!!!!!!

nope this is where the 5 second rule applies, Yep, you guessed it , scooped it up -Jasmund


I am soooo glad someone else has a 5 second rule......:wah: :wah:
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I hate to be a naysayer, a stick in the mud, whitey bringing everyone down but how pathetic is this ? 6 pages of pie talk. There was a time Id be out on the town on a Sat. night. Now I just need a nap and if the cat strolls by and licks my face Im a pretty happy camper.
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Accountable wrote: :yh_rotflYou and cheese! :yh_rotfl


I would eat possum pie if you put chedder cheese on it.:wah:
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My mom used to put cheddar cheese on her possum pie :)
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My moms skin ?



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[QUOTE=jasmund]- Did someone say pie, yes!!!!!!!!!

Yep, you guessed it , scooped it up and ate what I could salvage!!!!

-Primitive, yeah maybe, but a true pie lover.

Ah....my kind of person!!!!!!!!! (Waste not, want not!)
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Anyone ever have Huckberry Cobbler?

YUUUMMY



This works well with blueberries and blackberries also!

Easy to make.

INGREDIENTS:


1/4 cup butter

1/2 cup white sugar

1 cup all-purpose flour

1 teaspoon baking powder

1/4 teaspoon salt

1/2 cup milk

2 1/2 cups huckberries

3/4 cup white sugar

1/2 cup boiling water

1 tablespoon butterDIRECTIONS:



Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C.) Grease the bottom of a 9 inch square pan.

In a large bowl, cream 1/4 cup butter and 1/2 cup sugar. In a separate small bowl, combine flour, baking powder and salt. Stir into butter mixture. Stir in milk; mixture will be thick and lumpy. Spread batter into the prepared pan.

In a large bowl, combine berries, 3/4 cup sugar and 1/2 cup boiling water. Pour over the batter in the pan. Dot the top with remaining 1 tablespoon of butter.

Bake in the preheated oven for 45 to 50 minutes.
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Favorite Pies:

Apple Pie

Cherry Pie

Strawberry Pie

Chocolate Pie

Worst Pie:

Pumpkin Pie
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Worst Pie:

Pumpkin Pie





SAY IT AINT SO !
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Nomad wrote: Worst Pie:

Pumpkin Pie





SAY IT AINT SO !
What do you know, freak? You think pumpkin is more legitimate than sweet potato as a pie staple? Humph!



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here we go with the sweet potato pie again :rolleyes:



for the record sweet potato pie is quite legitimate in its own right, its own category

it gets a little confusing here so bear with me...while sweet potato pie if made correctly is a wonderfully sweet delectable morsel (and Im sure Grandma made the best sweet potato pie) it however cannot, must not be classified as a sweet dessert pie

what is it then ? only the Gods know

its a unique sampling of vegetables in a rare form...pie

pumpkin pie however while a vegetable of sorts is a dessert pie to be lumped in with all the others

accountable ! surely you can understand this ? lets not let pie come between us ok ?
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Nomad wrote: here we go with the sweet potato pie again :rolleyes:



for the record sweet potato pie is quite legitimate in its own right, its own category

it gets a little confusing here so bear with me...while sweet potato pie if made correctly is a wonderfully sweet delectable morsel (and Im sure Grandma made the best sweet potato pie) it however cannot, must not be classified as a sweet dessert pie

what is it then ? only the Gods know

its a unique sampling of vegetables in a rare form...pie

pumpkin pie however while a vegetable of sorts is a dessert pie to be lumped in with all the others

accountable ! surely you can understand this ? lets not let pie come between us ok ?
I'm sure if a pie ever came between us it wouldn't last very long ... unless it was a rhubarb pie. Then it may sit there forever! :wah:



BTW, I feel uncomfortable eating anything that is also a monster face part of the year. :yh_pumpkn
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Accountable wrote: I'm sure if a pie ever came between us it wouldn't last very long ... unless it was a rhubarb pie. Then it may sit there forever! :wah:



BTW, I feel uncomfortable eating anything that is also a monster face part of the year. :yh_pumpkn






Really ?
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flopstock wrote: what did you do with the skins?


Just chew um up real good.
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Nomad wrote: Really ?
I guess that's what he gets for getting pie-eyed!
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Huckberry Cobbler...you bet! That's a great pie!
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KritterLover wrote: Huckberry Cobbler...you bet! That's a great pie!
Why am I getting visions of Val Kilmer?
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Accountable wrote: Why am I getting visions of Val Kilmer?
....becuz you're thinking about Val Kilmer????:thinking:
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Best Pie

Pumpkin

Worst Pie,

Cow Pie ahahahaha



Ok apple how dull and boring is THAT
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KritterLover wrote: ....becuz you're thinking about Val Kilmer????:thinking:
:yh_rotfl

:yh_rotfl

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