A Lovely Little Bird

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Lon
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I awoke one morning

and left my nice warm bed

I walked over to my window

to view my wonderful homestead

Suddenly, I spied

a pretty little bird

with a lovely yellow bill

I beckoned him to come and sit

upon my windowsill

I offered and he accepted

my humble crust of bread

And then





I slammed the window

and crushed his little head
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Post by LottomagicZ4941 »

why do I laugh at things that are not funny?

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Post by Cass »

LottomagicZ4941 wrote: why do I laugh at things that are not funny?




To be kind?
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LottomagicZ4941 wrote: why do I laugh at things that are not funny?

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Emmotionally complex humans laugh at images the cannott bear the thought of.

Its a good sign.
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LOL, In Ireland, a lovely little bird is, your girlfriend :driving:
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Lon wrote: I awoke one morning

and left my nice warm bed



I walked over to my window

to view my wonderful homestead



Suddenly, I spied

a pretty little bird

with a lovely yellow bill



I beckoned him to come and sit

upon my windowsill



I offered and he accepted

my humble crust of bread



And then



I slammed the window

and crushed his little head
:yh_winkTwas then I noticed something

That I hadn’t seen before

There was another yellow beak

Then I saw something more



This beak was so much bigger

Than the beak upon my floor

This beak was followed by a giant bird

And headed for my door



My trusty baseball bat I grabbed

As I headed down the stairs

This nasty bird I’d give a whack

I’d settle his affairs



And then before I had a chance

To take a fighting stance

This big bird just bashed in the door

And knocked me to the floor



That sharp and yellow massive beak

Was inches from my neck

His beady eye was fixed on mine

I felt small and very meek



My heart began to pound

I KNEW THAT I WAS DEAD

I gathered all the strength

I had and pushed against

My bed……………..???



I glanced at my window

from my nice warm bed

I saw a pretty little bird



I covered up my head



Sorry, just could'nt help myself :D
Old age and treachery, is an acceptable response to overwelming youth and skill :D
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I read this the day it was posted and just stopped laughing now. :D
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Post by Der Wulf »

koan wrote: I read this the day it was posted and just stopped laughing now. :D
And you being such a sensative, caring person!:D
Old age and treachery, is an acceptable response to overwelming youth and skill :D
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Post by koan »

Oh, I've wanted to squish my share of birds.

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