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gmc;1308346 wrote: Maybe we should follow the greeks lead and firebomb the banks.

Three people got killed in that last reported attack. Two of them were women, so two out of three of the dead must not have been bank bosses, but just ordinary workers, in the wrong place.

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OOPS. You may have a big overdue fine when it turns up again.

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Nomad;1308307 wrote:

I take no pleasure in it.

Its kind of sad really but whats a girl to do?

I knew it !!! You are female!!!

You'll know then, that if all else fails, eat chocolate!!

:sneaky:

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<r>Royd Fissure;1308283 wrote: South Australia here AussiePam. Nice song, very lush, he speaks French well doesn't he? <E>:D</E> I've moved on, earworm-wise, Royd (is this short for Hemorrhoid???? One hasta ask! - and if so, I'll bring you one of those rubber ring cushio...

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<t>spot;1308261 wrote: This may be a silly question but what else can be done with the eyes of dead cows other than dissect them in 7th grade biology classes? They seem a bit purposeless once the cow's been slaughtered. Eyeball of cow and tongue of snake Then ...

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Not eyeballs or frogs legs.

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Chonsi!! I see Zappy's already here. We are looking for body parts of a certain Loch Ness monster - and we're gonna start by examining the eyeballs at Exhibit A.

The pizza is also now evidence. Were those little mushroom looking things really intestine de sea monster????

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<t>Zapata;1308253 wrote: I know it! There he was just gallomping and cavorting with other creatures of the oceanic persuasion, mermaids, fossils, seahorses, Tahitian fish and the like and WHOMP, he lost his head and tail and his lower intestine! Blame Chonsi! She's the one with the ...

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Snowfire;1308250 wrote: When it came to dissection, me and the science teacher never saw eye-to-eye. Iris her name was. I was her pupil

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Just as well I don't have my coffee yet, I'd have spluttered it through me keyboard.

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<t>Zapata;1308247 wrote: So, ya wear a cossie 'cos ya don' wanna be nekkid? p.s. If anybody knows where I can get some spare parts for Li'l Nessie, please tell me. A swimming costume is a cossie, un maillot de bain !! Spare parts for a loch ness monster.. toug...

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<t>:yh_rotfl Neat, Chonsi!! I remember when my school friends doing biology used to chomp on their lunch in the lab while dissecting froggies. Disgusting!!! (And a waste of good frogs legs which fry up nicely with a little garlic butter... and go well with crusty bre...

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<r>Zapata;1308240 wrote: Ahem! Wot's (please notice that word) a 'cossie'? is it anything like a Nessie? which reminds me, I had a little statue (4 parts) of Nessie which I bought at Loch Ness. It was hurled off a shelf in my 'Fish Grotto' bathroom, mixed in with various broken glass, (in the earthq...

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<t>flopstock;1308198 wrote: Two nights ago I was nipping tiles to fit an area and stacking them to place last night. Put them on last night and there is one tiny exposed (over-nipped)area. Reached into the bucket I had scrapped the chips into to find something to fill the gap and danged if I didn't ...

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<r>Zapata;1308191 wrote: Did Aussie Pam say something about seeing shorts? Oh, I see, movie shorts! I think our 'shorts' are not the same thing in Oz, anyway. Never mind. <E>:)</E> You Americans just can't speak the language properly, can yall?!!!! :yh_rotfl Movie ???? tr...

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<t>theia;1308087 wrote: Thanks, Pammie :-6 My daughter in law had to sort out my various pills last nights because I've also got sprained tendons in my right foot and soft tissue damage in my right hip...anti-inflammatory, analgesics, anti biotics, more pills to counteract any digestive ...

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<t>Nomad;1308073 wrote: Really? You really dont know? Jesus Theia. Jesus is Tinfoil Man !! Honestly, Nomad, don't encourage the anti-religionists!!! Theia - let me make you a nice cup of tea!!!! And I promise not to make any jokes, or conflict you at...

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Dizz;1308082 wrote:

I really love plays on words. It's so punny! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

You'll hafta take the fifth here, Down Under, Dizz - we're already well into Wednesday!!!

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What's knitting your own ties got to do with threading a needle- or for that matter mr spock avoiding looking like a dork?? Please stay on topic - or you'll be swept away!!!!

:sneaky:

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Should this thread now go to the sewing forum?

Do we have a sewing forum?????

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G'day Kathy - I saw the shorts of the movie, and it looked awesome!!

Hi Pinkchick. Hope things are better at school! Teaching is a tough job.

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<t>Bored_Wombat;1308036 wrote: Great movie. Kevin's best by a head and shoulders, IMNSHO. Very Catholic, though, which is fair given the Catholicism of the writer; but it skews a general argument on how to get into heaven. The telling question, if we are asked to accept God in ...

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<t>Your last two posts are spot on, Beowulf !!!! Almost all the people I enjoyed being with have gone now. And there's very few kosher newbies arriving. Maybe this sort of forum is outdated, and people are migrating to the social networking style places where they can be their own moderators? I don'...

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<r>Royd Fissure;1307940 wrote: That song is going to be bouncing around in my head today AussiePam - still it's from one of my favourite musicals so that's not too bad. I'm glad the heat has gone, we need some rain now. Autumn - not exactly mellowness and mists but it'll do me <E>:)</E> <...

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<t>TruthBringer;1307755 wrote: So what you are saying is that their definition of "conspirator" applies only to those people who wish to harm American citizens or buildings? If that's the case then I am completely fine with arresting those types of people before they commit some kind of a...

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<t>I'm glad I read Kathy's post!!! That, if nothing else, made this thread worthwhile. As a student I worked in a nursing home, in my long vacation, and it's good to be reminded about the situation of some old people, no matter how it's done, or whatever agendas some people have. I was profoundly sh...

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G#Gill;1307493 wrote: So long as posters are polite.

No personal attacks, else mods will bite!

:p

You wanna come and sweep this floor

Please leave your boots outside the door

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<t>K.Snyder;1307495 wrote: The moral of the story is that religion is indefinitely not necessary in order to become complacent. I shall carry this amazing thought with me onto the thin ice of this third day of the merry month of May in the year of our Lord 2010. Thanks K...

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<t>Big Business is the same everywhere. You make as much money as you can in any way you can from whoever you can exploiting whatever you can get away with, until Public Outrage gets to the level where some of your moneymaking may suffer, then you modify a bit, spin a bit, PR a bit till you're earni...

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along-for-the-ride;1307430 wrote: 'Tis here we are allowed to boast

That we can carry on and post.

As long as we don't make a stink

By saying what we really think

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Cheap canned salmon / tuna casserole in white sauce with peas, corn, potato or leek, boiled egg, topped with breadcrumbs, tomato slices and cheese - a good cheap, tasty and warming way of feeding a big Aussie family on a tight budget.

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Kathy removed her post too. Hope it was nothing I said. Oh well. It's my daughter's birthday, so I better make tracks.

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<t>albertpollard;1307043 wrote: Please understand I was not asking out of simple curiosity. I am one of the enemy..no not a terrorist...I am a TSA officer. People don't often understand the difference between TSA, and Customs. We are two seperate entities though both are part of homeland security.<b...

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<t>Zapata;1307047 wrote: Can I buy a couple offa ya? Or Gill? I noticed when I was typing on a machine in London that their keyboards are different from ours. So many more interesting little doodads. Yep, there are a load of different keyboards just in Europe - wreaks hav...

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<t>albertpollard;1307037 wrote: I was in Rockingham in the 80's. Went skinny dipping with Heather....It was 49 degrees and she wasn't very impressed! :yh_rotfl I went to the thermal area of the North Island of New Zealand some years ago with my parents, Albert...

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Or live in a sunny and unprudish clime, and just dance naked with flowers in your hair as often as possible.

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G#Gill;1307031 wrote: Here are a few for you Pam ! :wah: :p

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<t>albertpollard;1307020 wrote: I'm buying a ticket for Australia! When's the warm months there? By Idaho standards, Sydney is probably pretty warm most of the year. I swam in the sea on Thursday, frinstance. Then, of course, in early June the ski season begins in three south easter...

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<t>Bryn Mawr;1306993 wrote: Why rely on an accomplice - is that overweight old bat really a skinny old bat with a jacket full of semtex? After all, she's less to loose than a young'un. More to lose in one way. What the heck would she do with 70 nubile wenches when she is precipitate...

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<t>Zapata;1307006 wrote: [QUOTE=AussiePam;1306988] Gallic shrug The French, not surprisingly, have been there for quite a while!! Vous me combobulez - You're too kind Allez faire le combob!! - Go take a running er jump! EspÃ¨ce de salaud combob...

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<t>It's May, it's May the lusty month of May That lovely month when everyone goes... blissfully astray Well, one has to have a few small goals.. Of course, most of the world is well behind Australia, so you lot are all still wallowing in April, but here ...

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<t>Zapata;1306933 wrote: :yh_rotfl I vote we petition to have combobulate and all its forms & tenses accepted into the Ameribritaussie vocabulary. (Also French, Le combobulated and Spanish, El combobulatedoro) Gallic shrug The French, not surpri...

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<t>mrsK;1306847 wrote: Back for a while in between bouts of life & getting on with it the best we can;) Hope everyone is fit & well. Ours plans for our overseas "Bucket List " trip are well & truly set & half paid for;) Hope to be here a bit more ofte...

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<t>Bevdee;1306816 wrote: You know what's funny? Discombobulate means upset or discomfort. but combobulate does not mean comfort - it's not a word!! It might not be a word in America, Bevdee, but it is heard often in Australia. Your face would combobulate a Tas...

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<t>Eating fruit and vegetables is a dangerous pursuit, but fashion clothing is even more dangerous - and evidently very likely to get one banned. But Rapunzel... :-1 I hope you are leaning decoratively out of the top of some golden tower, letting down your tumbling hair towards...

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<t>Mr Spot is trying to bobulate us all!!! -------------------------- KENT Fellow, I know thee. OSWALD What dost thou know me for? KENT A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shal...

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"Rooting" is a good Aussie word, which has absolutely nothing to do with supporting a footie team!!

And XXXX here is beer.

:sneaky:

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<t>Saint_;1306730 wrote: You're mad at us because we fought better than everyone else without getting killed as much?!:D But seriously though, I am very sensitive to your viewpoint and we both have the internet to thank for that. I actually was taught in school that America DID win WWII s...

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I got one right - I could name all four Beatles!!! Though, I had a moment's doubt about Ringo / Roscoe...

:sneaky:

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<t>beowulf;1306718 wrote: not just the british.............canadian, anzac's,south africans, all four corners of the empire.............and dont forget occupied european countries like france who still fought dispite being occupied...(France lost in excess of 600,000 which is more than America lost)...

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<t>Saint_;1306432 wrote: How true. If we say that Anglo-Americans owe reparations to African-Americans, then don't the Saxons owe the Normans? Don't the Romans owe the Greeks? Doesn't the Mongol Horde owe everybody? Heck, all of us Cro-Magnons should pay reparations to the Neanderthals!! ...

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