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My moon is not made of cheese.

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Sheryl,you are not alone.I am useless,but I console myself with the thought that it is what is inside the parcel that counts,and if its for a child,then the paper is ripped off in seconds.

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<t>NEW TURKEY RECIPE Your dinner will be the talk of the TOWN!! You should try this! Sure to bring smiles from your guests! Here is a new way to prepare your Christmas Turkey. 1. Cut out aluminium foil in desired shapes. 2. Arrange th...

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<t>French fries are not chips.Proper British chips are made from the right sort of potato eg.. Maris Pipers.Cut thick and chunky.Deep fry in Beef dripping.Serve with plenty of salt,and thick chunks of bread and butter.Who cares about healthy eating,beats a lettuce leaf any day.Ok so we might pop our...

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Hope you had a good one,but being Irish I know you did,

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Does anyone know what he did to her??? She must have hated his guts to do that.I think divorce would have been the better option,or maybe he had a good life insurance policy.I find it hard to accept that women are capable of such things,but it's true some are.

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<r>YZGI;739533 wrote: Guppy, just be happy they didn't have an ostrich farm. They will damn near kill you when you try to wring their neck..:wah: Why do folks keep Ostrich??? I have never seen egg cups for sale that would hold one of theirs.<EMOJI seq="1f914" tseq="1f914">:thinking:...

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Have you been on the Viagra Lon......three hours did the lift get stuck !!!

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<t>I agree with the others you should get a check.Also it did happen to me a couple of years back.I lost more than two stone after a very stressful time in my life.I must say I was not eating well at the time.I saw a doctor and had various tests,and he agreed it was stress related when they all came...

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:DHow about a penny farthing

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I had that once at it is very painful.Must say my treatment was first class.Two shots.One to deaden a nerve and a steroid one as well.For good measure a course of physio and was right as rain.I am surprised people are not getting the right treatment.

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Nice to meet a fellow Brummie uncle Kram:)

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<t>The Bull Ring is much better now,and did you see Brindley Place,it is very nice there.I lived in Sparkbrook many years ago.There was quite a large Irish community there then,and had many jolly musical nights in the local pubs. I also lived in Erdington,I had know idea uncle Kram lived ...

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Dad embalmer

Mum nowt lol

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Sign

Weight 8stone 4Ib

eyes 2

nose on my face

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http://www.anthonyjudelawrence.com/wp-c ... ckdown.gif

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Loved them both thanks for the links

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<t>YZGI;735364 wrote: Has the gender question been answered? I need to know this. I mean if he has boobs I need to know, er I mean if she has boobs I need to know. See, I told you. Not knowing what bits are where really wears on my brain and I don't need any excessive brain wear. Thank god it doesn'...

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Oh the poor guy,bad breath and a bad surname,what chance has he got.All together now.......awwwwww

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<t>Snooze,I am married,but am on another womens forum that covers just about everything.One of the threads is online dating.Plenty of fish does not have good rep on there.So hun be careful.The advice on there is meet the guy as soon as pos,if he makes excuses then see a red flag,and never ever go in...

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I use imperial.I can see in my head an inch foot and yard. I know how much I am getting if I ask for a Ilb of steak.I know how far twenty miles is.Pure laziness that I have never tried to compare,but if I dont need to,then why bother.

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I didn't know they got THAT big!"

If you did,then you sure would be walking funny.:wah::wah:

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I adore fruitcake,as if the American one is the same as the UK one,then it is not too sweet,I love our Christmas cake minus the marzipan and icing as that is too sweet for me. I like to soak the fruit in guiness before I make it,as it turns out very moist and yummy,

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I am Gemini a lot true,but not all certainly not loud.Looking at folks I know with different signs I would say the same about them,mostly right,but not everything.

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Thanks for the link Red,I love anything like this.:wah:

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<t>I don't get how a person can join a forum as different people.Surely their IP address will show on membership application???? Horses for courses as they say,but I think that is a realy strange thing to do.If someone has a problem with another member,it should be sorted privately.If the...

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Well I join the abnormal ones on here as I thought of a blue spade. Well who cares as long as we are happy.

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http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2003 ... eer-p1.php

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If you mean to wear,then it's cream,brown,certain shades of green and very pale pink.

To look at blue and yellow.

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<t>I am so sorry to read this Steve.You can never be sure your child does not take drugs.This came as a big shock to me when I found out my eldest son was.At sixteen she is very vulnerable,maybe had a crush on a boy who did not feel the same,Will she talk to her mum?It is so hard to cope with teenag...

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I did this last year and I forgot about it.It is even better now you can do more than one elf. I think it's great and will be winding up a few friends.Thanks for the link xx

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Heidi Leather Ridge :wah:

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All I can say is thank God we live in the West.The narrow minded bigrotry of these countries are appalling.

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<t>Nothing that bad.I worked a small switchboard once and connected two callers to each other,it was a case of you rang me and no you rang me what the hell do you want,and could be quite funny.Also used to ring for jobs when they asked for a strong youth meaning a boy.I would put on a much higher pi...

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<t>I never heard of most of these religions.To be honest,I dont understand why there are so many.If folk believe there is a God,then does it matter what you call him.To my mind different religions cause conflict.My religion is never harm anyone,not because I will burn in hell if I do,it is called co...

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Are you quite sure it is a porcupine.Me thinks you should buy some new blades for your razor.

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So what cup size does Nomad require to add you to his friends list.I can be any size you like hun,A to double d male or female.Hell this is the net we can be anyone we choose:D

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<r>SlipStream;725192 wrote: and everybody hurts...sometimes.. sometimes everything is wrong.. that's when it's time to sing along! I love that song,how come we like listening to this stuff, do we enjoy wallowing in our own misery<EMOJI seq="1f914" tseq="1f914">:thinking:<...

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OK maybe I am just having a bad day.Sorry if I have offended you.

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<t>koan;724771 wrote: The English aren't funny at all. hehe You seem to be a bit bored today Koan.I have only just read a post were you are winding folk up.This is an old post,why have you dug it up. Everyone knows that the English and Americans ha...

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Must admit I am more a dog than a cat person,But wow who would pay such a price for a moggie.Loads of ally cats just begging for a home....and price nothing

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<t>kinks;724709 wrote: Is anyone here going to be on their own for christmas? I might be, will find out for sure pretty soon, and i'm really not looking forward to it...i hate being alone at any time :-1 Kinks depends what you mean by alone,I was alone for quite a few yea...

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SlipStream;671098 wrote: keep it clean and not nasty.

Summit true about what,sorry am tired and ready for my bed aqnd can' be arsed to read all the post's

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<t>It comes on gradual,this year more than ever sob.Not to worry as I will be soon be at an age when I can wear purple hats and do anything I like and no one will take any notice. Every age has something going for it,and not worth fretting over,as I had my fun and don't envy the youngsters of today....

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Well will shed no tears over him.He saved us the job,may he rot in hell

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Just brilliant,and will cheer a friend of mine up no end,as she just had the procedure.I am passing her the link if thats ok.

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Sorry but it is a sore point with me,we are paying this money for the BBC channel only and it is mostly crap.Soooo why cant they use the income from adverts like all the other channels?

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I hope you had a lovely birthday Angel

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Great news and big hugs for you both

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