Poor Nomad

[Wolverine]

Two men were driving through Iowa when they got pulled over by

a State Trooper. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick.

The driver rolled down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacked him

in the head with his nightstick.



"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.



"You're in Iowa, son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you over in Iowa, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car."

"I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm from Minesota and didn't know your laws here."

The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the guy his license back.

The trooper then walked around to the passenger side and taps on the

window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the trooper smacks

him on the head with the nightstick.



"What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands.

"Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper.

"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.

"Because I know you Minnesota types," the trooper says, "two miles down the

road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that jag-off would've tried that **** with me!' "

[CountryDweller]

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

[TenneseeGirl]

thatsawesome