Lord, Don't Let Me Be Late!

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polycarp
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Lord, Don't Let Me Be Late!

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http://www.beliefnet.com/dailyjoke/dail ... x?QID=9335

A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class.

As she ran she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!"As she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself off,and started running again.

As she ran she once again began to pray, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!...But don't shove me either."
A formula for tact: "Be brief politely, be aggressive smilingly, be emphatic pleasantly, be positive diplomatically, be right graciously".
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Valerie100
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Lord, Don't Let Me Be Late!

Post by Valerie100 »

:wah: I love it. I hope that it's not too sacreligious. I'm sure the Big Guy upstairs has an awesome sense of humor.
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