Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was =
probably
the greatest political sage this country has ever known.
Enjoy the following quotes----
1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman ... neither works.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it =
back in
your pocket.
8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The =
few who
learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric =
fence.
9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from =
bad
judgment.
10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now =
and then
to make sure it's still there.
11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it =
back.
12. AND FINALLY After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so =
good he
started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot =
him... The
moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut. =
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GROWING OLDER............
First, Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about =
your age
and start bragging about it.
Second, The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in =
line for.
Third, Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want =
people
to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of =
the
roads weren't paved.
Fourth, When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to =
youth, think
of Algebra.
Fifth, You know you are getting old when every thing either dries up =
or
leaks.
Sixth, I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the =
top.
Seventh, One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that =
it is
such a nice change from being young.
Eighth, One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has =
been.
Ninth, Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Tenth, Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it =
was
called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.
And finally, If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have =
anything
to laugh at when you are old.
Will Rogers wisdom
Will Rogers wisdom
"Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad."
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Will Rogers wisdom
And one of my favorites-----"I am more concerned with the return of my money than the return on it. ''
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Will Rogers wisdom
Thanks for the smiles, Dizz. I'm coming back to this one again and again.
Will Rogers wisdom
3 Stages of a mans life
Tri-weekly
Try Weekly
try weakly
never play leap frog with a unicorn
don't eat yellow snow
never spit in a mans face unless is moustache is on fire.
Tri-weekly
Try Weekly
try weakly
never play leap frog with a unicorn
don't eat yellow snow
never spit in a mans face unless is moustache is on fire.
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�
― Mae West
― Mae West
Will Rogers wisdom
ranks almost up there with Churchill.
Will Rogers wisdom
Accountable wrote: Thanks for the smiles, Dizz. I'm coming back to this one again and again.
Aw shucks!
Aw shucks!
"Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad."
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