What's Next-----the Fecal Diaries?

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:42 pm

First it was CSI, a forensic lab team based in Las Vegas, using all the state of the art forensic lab equipment known to man in an attempt to solve crime. Not to be outdone, along comes CSI Miami, different lab investigators but still the same story line. And then, CSI New York. We can't let a hick town like Las Vegas or Miami show up the Big Apple. Hell, they are just as able and willing to disect tissue, smear and dilute blood and urine to find and put away the bad guys. People are fascinated with stuff like this. Autopsies, weighing and disecting organs. It's no doubt the same folks that watch NASCAR Racing for the accidents. AND TONIGHT????? I watched the new show "BONES". Yep, you guessed it. Now we have a anthropologist investigator picking over bones to solve crime. The crimes are so bad of course that the only thing left is bones.

In another attempt at one-upsmanship, I propose a new show. Let's call it "The Fecal Diaries" Crimes so bad that there are no bones, blood or tissue to be found. Just some feces. We could make a MICROBIOLOGIST the hero of the show. See him now as he picks his way though a pile of feces of unknown origin in attempt to solve an unknown crime.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:51 pm

That ideas stinks. It's just poopy. I think we should take that idea and flush it. What a waste.

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

I know what you mean, Lon, they're really stretching it BIT far, aren't they? ENOUGH ALREADY!! I used to like that show, but it's gotten way out of hand now.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 9:05 pm

i say we call it the shite police 911.

Bothwell · Post by **Bothwell** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 12:30 am

NYPD Poo

Hill Street Poohs

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 11:50 am

Bothwell wrote: NYPD Poo

Hill Street Poohs

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

CACA CRIMESOLVERS

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 12:21 pm

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sh!t

Honneykit · Post by **Honneykit** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 12:24 pm

BabyRider wrote: Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sh!t

I like that LOL:wah:

John_Doe · Post by **John_Doe** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 10:55 am

Lol, you guys are funny!

I think I'll like it here.:wah:

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 11:10 am

OOOOH OOOHHH..... I have experience in this already........Can I be the star of it? OOOH PLEASE HUH, can I?

Yes'm I doo have experience .

Swallowed a gold crown once and had to check my UMMM fecal matter for a few days. After I found it I super glued it back in........HENCE my title could be...

"The Man With The Super Sh!t Eatin Grin"...............

So Can I Lon..................HUh Huh?..........Please???

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 7:55 pm

BTS wrote: OOOOH OOOHHH..... I have experience in this already........Can I be the star of it? OOOH PLEASE HUH, can I?

Yes'm I doo have experience .

Swallowed a gold crown once and had to check my UMMM fecal matter for a few days. After I found it I super glued it back in........HENCE my title could be...

"The Man With The Super Sh!t Eatin Grin"...............

So Can I Lon..................HUh Huh?..........Please???

We could probably run a whole season of shows on this theme. We could call it "All that Glitters is Not Gold".:-3