Eye Candy For Some Guys!

cars · Post by **cars** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 4:17 pm

This was just sent to me by a friend. This could be Eye Candy for some guys! Then again, it may turn some of them off. You be the judge!! (Can that be for real???) Actually it's "OVERKILL" for me.

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nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:08 pm

That doctor should be sued - or shot - or something for disfigurement. :-5

cars · Post by **cars** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 6:56 pm

anewlife wrote: Imagine that trying to jog - ouch!

Her biggest chore for the day must be to get out of bed & try to stand up straight!

:wah:

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:01 pm

You know I have to say that my plastic surgeon who did my breast reconstruction after my mastectomy would be horrified. I tried to go a 1/2 size bigger just to fill a normal bra (I didn't want a 1/2 size smaller:wah: ) - you ladies know what I mean. I was never a big breasted woman to begin with - anyway - he had a hard time doing that because it takes MONTHS to stretch skin that far!!!!!!!!!

cars · Post by **cars** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:03 pm

flopstock wrote: Cars you have some interesting friends...

You be sure and pass on any you get of guys with a pant bulge that rivals that..you hear? :sneaky:

OK flop I promise!!!

I once saw a pix my friend had (a couple years ago) of a guy with a 23" endowment. Unfortunately it was a "paper" pix. The thing was tied in a loose knot!!! It really was just too much!!!

cars · Post by **cars** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:19 pm

nvalleyvee wrote: You know I have to say that my plastic surgeon who did my breast reconstruction after my mastectomy would be horrified. I tried to go a 1/2 size bigger just to fill a normal bra (I didn't want a 1/2 size smaller:wah: ) - you ladies know what I mean. I was never a big breasted woman to begin with - anyway - he had a hard time doing that because it takes MONTHS to stretch skin that far!!!!!!!!!

Actually when I looked at her stupendious appendiges (hey that kinda rymes) the first thing that came to mind was, I can't believe that a "bonafied" real Doctor would do something like that to a woman. It's horrendious, & that "acting Doctor" should be hung up by his "Jewels". It had to be a male, cause a woman would not have done something like that to another woman!!! :wah:

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:23 pm

cars wrote: Actually when I looked at her stupendious appendiges (hey that kinda rymes) the first thing that came to mind was, I can't believe that a "bonafied" real Doctor would do something like that to a woman. It's horrendious, & that "acting Doctor" should be hung up by his "Jewels". It had to be a male, cause a woman would not have done something like that to another woman!!! :wah:

Yeah well - she's a lap dancer....

cars · Post by **cars** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:34 pm

nvalleyvee wrote: Yeah well - she's a lap dancer....

NOT ON MY LAP!!!!

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:36 pm

cars wrote: NOT ON MY LAP!!!!

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Fear of drowning?:-2

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:37 pm

Suffocation is a better word.......

cars · Post by **cars** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:42 pm

nvalleyvee wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Fear of drowning?:-2

No, getting "pummelled" to death!!! :wah:

(But what a way to go?)

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:43 pm

cars wrote: No, getting "pummelled" to death!!! :wah:

(But what a way to go?)

OHHH - Men........ no further comment.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:53 pm

cars wrote: (Can that be for real???)
Can what be for real? :-2

:yh_rotfl

Nuthrday · Post by **Nuthrday** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 9:02 pm

come one! We live on our puters...you have never heard of digital enhancement? Er sumthin along those lines...

anastrophe · Post by **anastrophe** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 9:28 pm

her nom de guerre is Chelsea Charms. it's not 'digital' enhancement, it's plastic surgery enhancement, though i'm not sure 'enhance' really fits. for those who may wonder, there's a technique for creating the gargantuan plastic boobies, so that the poor victi//// er, woman *doesn't* have 35 pounds (that's 2.5 stone for you brits) of boobs hanging out there. what they do is fill the implant largely with wadded up *fishing line*. the nylon fishing line displaces fluid, significantly reducing the weight of those boulders.

now you know....the rest of the story.

i honestly don't know what would possess someone to go to that extreme. i mean, i'm a big fan of the, uh, well, you know, but there's simply nothing attractive about those silicone watermelons.

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 9:39 pm

nvalleyvee wrote: You know I have to say that my plastic surgeon who did my breast reconstruction after my mastectomy would be horrified. I tried to go a 1/2 size bigger just to fill a normal bra (I didn't want a 1/2 size smaller:wah: ) - you ladies know what I mean. I was never a big breasted woman to begin with - anyway - he had a hard time doing that because it takes MONTHS to stretch skin that far!!!!!!!!!

It had to take almost 2-3 years to mutilate that woman's breasts. And a pretty penny to boot.

orangesox1 · Post by **orangesox1** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:25 am

I can't imagine why she would do that to herself, imagine what they will look like at 50, especially if she doesn't wear a bra, and she isn't.

Totally.

Snap Snap

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:12 am

Oh and when I read the name of the thread I thought I was gonna be in for a treat, what a disappointment.

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:46 am

Gone are the days where she can just whip into walmart and buy a "cute little tank top" HAH!

Gross

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:49 am

minks wrote: Gone are the days where she can just whip into walmart and buy a "cute little tank top" HAH!

Gross
Except for the reeeeeeeally stretchy kind!! :yh_rotfl

Yep, gross just about covers it. Or...doesn't cover it enough? :-3

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:51 am

BabyRider wrote: Except for the reeeeeeeally stretchy kind!! :yh_rotfl

Yep, gross just about covers it. Or...doesn't cover it enough? :-3

Ahahaha barely covered.... Imagine the bikini OMG my retnas my retnas.

cars · Post by **cars** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 12:30 pm

Tim Shelley wrote: It's a major tunoff. But in my opinion, fake breasts in general are a major turnoff. Give me a real woman anyday

I'm with you Tim, natural is better every time! But you've got to admit that she sure would be the "Ice Breaker" at a party & the main topic of conversation!:D

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 12:37 pm

cars wrote: she sure would be the "Ice Breaker" at a party & the main topic of conversation!:D
Which, if you ask me, is a pretty sad statement on the priorities of men. :yh_eyebro

OK, so you didn't ask me...I threw it out there anyway! :yh_bigsmi

actionfigurestepho · Post by **actionfigurestepho** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:27 pm

It must be hard to buy a dress like that. You'd have to get everything altered. Who has time for that?

cars · Post by **cars** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 6:53 pm

BabyRider wrote: Which, if you ask me, is a pretty sad statement on the priorities of men. :yh_eyebro

OK, so you didn't ask me...I threw it out there anyway! :yh_bigsmi

C'mon BR, you got to admit if you were at a party & something like that walked in, you would not say wtf is that, to who ever you were talking to at the time!;)

I know I would, and not in a good way!!!

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 6:56 pm

cars wrote: C'mon BR, you got to admit if you were at a party & something like that walked in, you would not say wtf is that, to who ever you were talking to at the time!;)
Notice how you (and others) refer to her as "that"? Disfiguring herself like this makes her an object, not a person. :yh_eyebro

Oh, and picture what she'll look like at 75.

actionfigurestepho · Post by **actionfigurestepho** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 8:54 pm

flopstock wrote: Maybe I'm not looking in the right place, because i'm a woman and all...but i don't think she has nips...

kinda like she's wearing a big ole bubblebutt on her frontside..

You're right! Maybe they got all stretched flat from the skin doing that. So gross. Wouldn't that give you mega stretch marks?

ronlew2735 · Post by **ronlew2735** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 1:16 am

cars wrote: This was just sent to me by a friend. This could be Eye Candy for some guys! Then again, it may turn some of them off. You be the judge!! (Can that be for real???) Actually it's "OVERKILL" for me.
well im impressd that she still alive . too much for me

Nuthrday · Post by **Nuthrday** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:46 pm

Whoa! This thread still dragging around? Somebody black her out! LOL

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 9:42 am

ronlew2735 wrote: well im impressd that she still alive . too much for me

:D

Welcome to the Garden!! Sounds like you'll fit right in! Post more!!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 3:53 pm

I guess a trampolines out of the question....shed get black eyes.

Thats repulsive.

CountryDweller · Post by **CountryDweller** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:27 pm

Maybe they installed her air bags on the wrong vehicle????

Gross!