Your Age By Sex Math

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 8:44 am

YOUR AGE BY SEX MATH

This is pretty neat.

It worked for me.....

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It takes less than a minute ....

Work this out as you read ...

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have sex (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755 .... If you haven't, add 1754.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number .

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have sex each week).

The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.

pink princess · Post by **pink princess** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 8:46 am

i did that before but it was how many times youd like chocolate...

mind you, my other halfs 6yr old was in the room so maybe just as well....

i wonder how on earth someone managed to come up with it

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 11:41 am

that is just bizzare......

Nuthrday · Post by **Nuthrday** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 4:29 pm

That a self-portrait there DadinIowa???lol...Your kid is a hoot...

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 10:58 pm

and now we all know why it was important to know all that math crap in school.

we asked when we would ever need to use any of it, sell somebody figured out how and came up with this goofy and creepy equation