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Good job she didn't say the other 'F' word then......she might have been an ex-MIL !:-2

tmbsgrl wrote: My friend ,Emily, went to her mother-in-laws house and they were having a conversation they started talking about all the words that people shouldn't say and all that. The mother says " she does not allow anyone to say the "F" word in her house". Right then and there my friend out of nowhere says that she has to FART! Thinking it would make her MIL laugh. well it didn't! MIL spit out her wine and was freaking out! The "F" word she was talking about was FART! lol :wah: I thought that was funny when Emily told me that. Her MIL is so stuck up she teaches her kids and everyone that is a bad word!


And how kids love the word Fart ahahahahahaha

Wow.

It sounds like that MIL is WAAAAAAAAAAY too tightly wrapped!!!

F----flower??

:wah: :wah: That is just the sort of faux pas i'm capable of,

i'm forever putting my foot in it.

When I was six years old, I went to a Catholic school. One day, I was walking to school and had to walk under a graffitied viaduct (Chicago). Some other older kids were laughing and told me to day that "F" word the was written on the wall of the viaduct. I had never seen that word, so it was just another word to me, so I said it. Well, somehow, word got back to the Nuns at school and I was called to THE OFFICE. The Sister confronted me and asked if I had said a naughty word. I looked at her blankly and she could see from my expression my innocence, although I did confess to saying a new word. She had the BOARD OF EDUCATION in her hand, a ruler, ready to spank my hand with it. But, she put it down, and let me go back to class.:yh_angel

Words are just that, words. It's how you use them to hurt or insult another person the makes them "bad words."

My Mum hates that F word too!!



As kids we 'broke wind' - not a cool saying amongst your mates!!:D

Oh! I thought this was some sort of serious thread, but obviously you guys are just farting around.

Horrible word ! Im with your mother in law. Terrible example to set for young impressionable minds !

Im sorry but can we please refrain from using that vulgar word again ?



Thank you

What the F***!!!???

It is rather ugly dont you think ?

Excremental bodily functions being discussed openly.....not pleasant at all !

Just don't inhale, & sometimes the funny sounds can crack you up!!!

Filthy notion....no thank you sir !

Okay, Nomad. I'll use "cutting the cheese" from now on.















Or dutch oven!

Must we discuss this subject at all ?

Lets talk about something less lacking in grace or elegance, tulips perhaps or picnics :-6

or rainbows and butterflies and lollipops....lalalalalalalala

humper - bather humper - freaking - forking

Rainbows are nice ! :-6

nvalleyvee wrote: humper - bather humper - freaking - forking


This is very borderline CRUDE :-1

Nomad wrote: Rainbows are nice ! :-6raindrops on noses and whiskers on kittens....lalalalalalalala

lady cop wrote: raindrops on noses and whiskers on kittens....lalalalalalalala




This is absolutely lovely Lady Cop ! Just lovely :-6

snowflakes on reindeer and warm woolen mittens lalalalalalalala

whipped cream on ice cream and chocolate on cherries lalalalalalala

puppies & children playing in the fields on a crisp autumn afternoon



:-6 :-6 :-6

whipped cream on puppies and chocolate on chickens lalalalalalalalala

sunny lakeshore beaches, soft warm sand





and girls



lots of them







in bikinis











and thongs















and some are topless

























and Im rubbing oil on their smoothcurvedbacksthentheyrolloverand..and:sneaky:

call 911 on their cell phones.....

lol !



touch'e

fart

stun guns on scumbags, and handcuffs on felons..lalalalalalalalalala.....pussycat nails Nomad! :wah:

ArnoldLayne wrote: "fluffing " or "shooting bunnies"


or "guffing" :wah:

lady cop wrote: stun guns on scumbags, and handcuffs on felons..lalalalalalalalalala.....pussycat nails Nomad! :wah:




Have I met my match ?













































NOT !:p

Or dutch oven!


OMG!!! This is SOOO my other half and me!

He guffs... then lifts up the bed covers and says "Breathe it in and get rid of the smell!!" And I know thats EXACTLY what your little man is saying to his missus too! Yeeuucchhh!!! :wah:

i will live to get you another day....round one goes to pussycat. heh heh :yh_femfig

lady cop wrote: i will live to get you another day....round one goes to pussycat. heh heh :yh_femfig




As you wish my lady

lady cop wrote: stun guns on scumbags, and handcuffs on felons..lalalalalalalalalala.....pussycat nails Nomad! :wah:


Shoot all the looters and jail all the rest

These are a few of the things LC likes best....lalalalalalalalalala.....

This is fun...can anyone join in?? :wah: :-6

of course, if Susie doesn't mind! but i've run out of poetry, without Nomad to entrap life no longer has meaning. *sigh*

Sunshine and beaches and girls in their thongs

Fun in the sun will right all Nomads wrongs.....lalala....

Oops, sorry guys...did I scare you off.....?

lady cop wrote: of course, if Susie doesn't mind! but i've run out of poetry, without Nomad to entrap life no longer has meaning. *sigh*




Shouldnt be long before your life has meaning again



Not long at all :sneaky:

I prefer the word TRUMP instead of fart -and hands up all you men who dont trump under the cover then waft the quilt up and down ...ok maybe thats just my house.

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: I prefer the word TRUMP instead of fart -and hands up all you men who dont trump under the cover then waft the quilt up and down ...ok maybe thats just my house.
So is a little one a trump-et?





Yeh, I know .... that stinks! :yh_rotfl

:yh_laugh Oh AC you crack me up sometimes.

Oh acc.....me too