The F word (SHHHH)

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 2:53 pm

Good job she didn't say the other 'F' word then......she might have been an ex-MIL !:-2

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 2:54 pm

tmbsgrl wrote: My friend ,Emily, went to her mother-in-laws house and they were having a conversation they started talking about all the words that people shouldn't say and all that. The mother says " she does not allow anyone to say the "F" word in her house". Right then and there my friend out of nowhere says that she has to FART! Thinking it would make her MIL laugh. well it didn't! MIL spit out her wine and was freaking out! The "F" word she was talking about was FART! lol :wah: I thought that was funny when Emily told me that. Her MIL is so stuck up she teaches her kids and everyone that is a bad word!

And how kids love the word Fart ahahahahahaha

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 2:54 pm

Wow.

It sounds like that MIL is WAAAAAAAAAAY too tightly wrapped!!!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 2:55 pm

F----flower??

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:02 pm

:wah: :wah: That is just the sort of faux pas i'm capable of,

i'm forever putting my foot in it.

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:08 pm

When I was six years old, I went to a Catholic school. One day, I was walking to school and had to walk under a graffitied viaduct (Chicago). Some other older kids were laughing and told me to day that "F" word the was written on the wall of the viaduct. I had never seen that word, so it was just another word to me, so I said it. Well, somehow, word got back to the Nuns at school and I was called to THE OFFICE. The Sister confronted me and asked if I had said a naughty word. I looked at her blankly and she could see from my expression my innocence, although I did confess to saying a new word. She had the BOARD OF EDUCATION in her hand, a ruler, ready to spank my hand with it. But, she put it down, and let me go back to class.:yh_angel

Words are just that, words. It's how you use them to hurt or insult another person the makes them "bad words."

Post by **Betty Boop** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:08 pm

My Mum hates that F word too!!

As kids we 'broke wind' - not a cool saying amongst your mates!!:D

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:17 pm

Oh! I thought this was some sort of serious thread, but obviously you guys are just farting around.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:18 pm

Horrible word ! Im with your mother in law. Terrible example to set for young impressionable minds !

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:23 pm

Im sorry but can we please refrain from using that vulgar word again ?

Thank you

cars · Post by **cars** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:38 pm

What the F***!!!???

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:41 pm

It is rather ugly dont you think ?

Excremental bodily functions being discussed openly.....not pleasant at all !

cars · Post by **cars** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:48 pm

Just don't inhale, & sometimes the funny sounds can crack you up!!!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:53 pm

Filthy notion....no thank you sir !

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:54 pm

Okay, Nomad. I'll use "cutting the cheese" from now on.

Or dutch oven!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:03 pm

Must we discuss this subject at all ?

Lets talk about something less lacking in grace or elegance, tulips perhaps or picnics :-6

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:05 pm

or rainbows and butterflies and lollipops....lalalalalalalala

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:07 pm

humper - bather humper - freaking - forking

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:08 pm

Rainbows are nice ! :-6

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:09 pm

nvalleyvee wrote: humper - bather humper - freaking - forking

This is very borderline CRUDE :-1

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:09 pm

Nomad wrote: Rainbows are nice ! :-6raindrops on noses and whiskers on kittens....lalalalalalalala

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:11 pm

lady cop wrote: raindrops on noses and whiskers on kittens....lalalalalalalala

This is absolutely lovely Lady Cop ! Just lovely :-6

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:13 pm

snowflakes on reindeer and warm woolen mittens lalalalalalalala

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:17 pm

whipped cream on ice cream and chocolate on cherries lalalalalalala

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:23 pm

puppies & children playing in the fields on a crisp autumn afternoon

:-6 :-6 :-6

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:25 pm

whipped cream on puppies and chocolate on chickens lalalalalalalalala

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:32 pm

sunny lakeshore beaches, soft warm sand

and girls

lots of them

in bikinis

and thongs

and some are topless

and Im rubbing oil on their smoothcurvedbacksthentheyrolloverand..and:sneaky:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:33 pm

call 911 on their cell phones.....

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:35 pm

lol !

touch'e

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:35 pm

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:37 pm

stun guns on scumbags, and handcuffs on felons..lalalalalalalalalala.....pussycat nails Nomad!

:wah:

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:38 pm

ArnoldLayne wrote: "fluffing " or "shooting bunnies"

or "guffing" :wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:41 pm

lady cop wrote: stun guns on scumbags, and handcuffs on felons..lalalalalalalalalala.....pussycat nails Nomad!

:wah:

Have I met my match ?

NOT !:p

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:44 pm

Or dutch oven!

OMG!!! This is SOOO my other half and me!

He guffs... then lifts up the bed covers and says "Breathe it in and get rid of the smell!!" And I know thats EXACTLY what your little man is saying to his missus too! Yeeuucchhh!!! :wah:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:45 pm

i will live to get you another day....round one goes to pussycat. heh heh :yh_femfig

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:53 pm

lady cop wrote: i will live to get you another day....round one goes to pussycat. heh heh :yh_femfig

As you wish my lady

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:53 pm

lady cop wrote: stun guns on scumbags, and handcuffs on felons..lalalalalalalalalala.....pussycat nails Nomad!

:wah:

Shoot all the looters and jail all the rest

These are a few of the things LC likes best....lalalalalalalalalala.....

This is fun...can anyone join in?? :wah: :-6

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:55 pm

of course, if Susie doesn't mind!

but i've run out of poetry, without Nomad to entrap life no longer has meaning. *sigh*

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:55 pm

Sunshine and beaches and girls in their thongs

Fun in the sun will right all Nomads wrongs.....lalala....

Oops, sorry guys...did I scare you off.....?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 5:02 pm

lady cop wrote: of course, if Susie doesn't mind!

but i've run out of poetry, without Nomad to entrap life no longer has meaning. *sigh*

Shouldnt be long before your life has meaning again

Not long at all :sneaky:

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:26 am

I prefer the word TRUMP instead of fart -and hands up all you men who dont trump under the cover then waft the quilt up and down ...ok maybe thats just my house.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 5:08 am

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: I prefer the word TRUMP instead of fart -and hands up all you men who dont trump under the cover then waft the quilt up and down ...ok maybe thats just my house.
So is a little one a trump-et?

Yeh, I know .... that stinks! :yh_rotfl

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 5:14 am

:yh_laugh Oh AC you crack me up sometimes.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 7:02 am

Oh acc.....me too