Son doing well!

[valerie]

Four men go golfing one day. Three of them head to the first tee, and the fourth goes to the bathroom. The three men start talking about their sons.

The first man says, "My son builds homes and he's so successful he built a house for his friend, free of charge"

The second man says, "My son owns a big car dealership. He's doing so well that he gave his friend a new Mercedes, fully loaded"

Not to be outdone, the third man brags, "My son's a stockbroker. He gave a close buddy an entire stock portfolio"

The fourth man rejoins the group, and the first golfer asks, "How is your son doing these days?"

"Well, my son is gay, and he go-go dances in bars", the man replies.

There's an awkward silence. "I'm not thrilled about the job," the guy continues, "but he must be doing well. He's got a new house, a Mercedes, and an impressive stock portfolio."