Today's Joke Du Jour

[kumininexile]

Q: Why did the French chef put a bomb on the floor?



A: He wanted to see linoleum blown-a-part.

[Wolverine]

Little girl goes with her daddy to the barbershop. She is sitting, quitely munching on a snack cake, watching her daddy, waiting for her turn.

Dad gets done and the Barber waves the little girl over.

She climbs up onto the chair, still munching on her snack cake.

The barber looks at her and says,

"Sweetie, you know you're going to get hair all over your Twinkie?"

She doesn't eve look at him and replies,

"I know. and some day I'm gonna get Boobs too!!"

:wah: