Church Bulletin Bloopers

polycarp · Post by **polycarp** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 10:56 am

http://www.beliefnet.com/dailyjoke/dail ... x?QID=5872

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.

The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."

During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 11:28 am

:yh_rotfl YAAAY!! Long time no read, it seems.

Porpoise · Post by **Porpoise** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 12:05 pm

Those are hilarious!!!:wah:

telaquapacky · Post by **telaquapacky** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 1:25 pm

The Women's Dorcas Society has cast off clothing of every kind. They'll show you what they've got in the church basement on Wednesday evenings. If you are interested, contact the Pastor.