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I kill me!!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 6:58 pm
by valerie
I'm a little nut of brown

Sleeping on the cold, cold ground.

Everybody steps on me, that is why I'm cracked you see.

Call myself on the phone

Just to hear my golden tone

Make a date with myself

At the latest half past eight

Take myself to the picture show

Set myself in the very first row

Put my arms around my waist

And when I get fresh I slap my face

I'm a nut I'm a nut I'm a nut


I kill me!!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:02 pm
by lady cop
now Val, see the nice men in the pretty white jackets? you go with them and they will take you to a happy happy place.....:wah:

I kill me!!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:04 pm
by minks
lady cop wrote: now Val, see the nice men in the pretty white jackets? you go with them and they will take you to a happy happy place.....:wah:


a lovely room with padded walls decorated in that ever popular, gleaming white. If you ignore the scuffs from previous occupants :lips:

I kill me!!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:05 pm
by valerie
Yes, ma'am!



(Hey, I don't know what made me think of it but I think I

learned it in BROWNIES fer cryin' out loud, and it's better than that

damn Slinky tune that's been runnin' around in my head!!)



:p ;)

I kill me!!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 9:28 pm
by jasmund
-I understand you Val,



-I learned this as a child, dont ask me where, I cant remember back that far, and dont let my son know I said this.

Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap,

Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap.

I'd go slippy slidy over everybodys body,

Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap.



-I have no idea where I learned that as a child

-Jasmund, but for whatever reason, your poem inspired me to remember it val.

-keep reciting

I kill me!!

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:04 am
by buttercup
is this what nursery/kindergarten teaches you, and you say us brits are strange :wah:

I kill me!!

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:39 am
by pink princess
Far Rider wrote: I never said you brits were strange...just different! In an odd sort of way...;)


odds good

i pride myself on being odd!

im unique, one of a kind!

I kill me!!

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:58 pm
by Wolverine
valerie wrote: Yes, ma'am!



(Hey, I don't know what made me think of it but I think I

learned it in BROWNIES fer cryin' out loud, and it's better than that

damn Slinky tune that's been runnin' around in my head!!)



:p ;)
ever watch "Ren & Stimpy?" i have had the LOG song stuck for three days now

it's log, it's log

it's big, it's heavy, it's wood

it's log, it's log

it's better than bad, it's good

I kill me!!

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 8:50 pm
by Okie
valerie;95221 wrote: I'm a little nut of brown

Sleeping on the cold, cold ground.

Everybody steps on me, that is why I'm cracked you see.

Call myself on the phone

Just to hear my golden tone

Make a date with myself

At the latest half past eight

Take myself to the picture show

Set myself in the very first row

Put my arms around my waist

And when I get fresh I slap my face

I'm a nut I'm a nut I'm a nut




I never knew those verses. Very good. I did hear one verse saying Peple never oci my up

Cause I'm not a pickup , I'm a nut.

I kill me!!

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 8:51 pm
by Okie
Wolverine;98672 wrote: ever watch "Ren & Stimpy?" i have had the LOG song stuck for three days now

it's log, it's log

it's big, it's heavy, it's wood

it's log, it's log

it's better than bad, it's good


Oh my Gawd. Now its stuck in my head. I just thought of that yesterday. But now its in my head again.