Knock it OFF!!
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:44 pm
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping throught the forest on her way to Gramma's house and she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouching behind a boulder.
She stops(giggling) and hollers,
"My, what big ears you have!"
Big Bad ets up and runs away.
A little while later, further down the path, Lil' Red sees the Wolf sitting behind a bush.
Again she giggles and starts hollering,
"My, what big eyes you have!"
Big Bad gets up and runs off.
Further down the path, Lil' Red sees the Wolf squatting behind a tree.
Laughing, she hollers some more,
"My, what big teeth you have!"
The Wolf gets up, turns around and shouts in his biggest, meanist, voice:
"Would you knock it off?!???! I am trying to take a dump!!"
She stops(giggling) and hollers,
"My, what big ears you have!"
Big Bad ets up and runs away.
A little while later, further down the path, Lil' Red sees the Wolf sitting behind a bush.
Again she giggles and starts hollering,
"My, what big eyes you have!"
Big Bad gets up and runs off.
Further down the path, Lil' Red sees the Wolf squatting behind a tree.
Laughing, she hollers some more,
"My, what big teeth you have!"
The Wolf gets up, turns around and shouts in his biggest, meanist, voice:
"Would you knock it off?!???! I am trying to take a dump!!"