Knock it OFF!!

[Wolverine]

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping throught the forest on her way to Gramma's house and she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouching behind a boulder.

She stops(giggling) and hollers,

"My, what big ears you have!"

Big Bad ets up and runs away.

A little while later, further down the path, Lil' Red sees the Wolf sitting behind a bush.

Again she giggles and starts hollering,

"My, what big eyes you have!"

Big Bad gets up and runs off.

Further down the path, Lil' Red sees the Wolf squatting behind a tree.

Laughing, she hollers some more,

"My, what big teeth you have!"

The Wolf gets up, turns around and shouts in his biggest, meanist, voice:

"Would you knock it off?!???! I am trying to take a dump!!"

[Nuthrday]

Snort!!! A new twist on an ancient, and sad tale....:wah: