Reincarnation Surprise

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polycarp
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Reincarnation Surprise

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http://www.beliefnet.com/dailyjoke/dail ... x?QID=5301

There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation. They vowed that if either of them died, the one remaining would try to contact the partner in the world beyond exactly 30 days after their death.

Unfortunately, a few weeks later, the young man died in a car wreck. True to her word, his sweetheart tried to contact him in the spirit world exactly 30 days later.

At the séance, she called out, "John, John, this is Martha. Do you hear me?"A ghostly voice answered her, "Yes Martha, this is John. I can hear you."

Martha tearfully asked, "Oh John, what is it like where you are?"

"It's beautiful. There are azure skies, a soft breeze, sunshine most of the time."

"What do you do all day?" asked Martha.

"Well, Martha, we get up before sunrise, eat some good breakfast, and there's nothing but making love until noon. After lunch, we nap until two and then make love again until about five. After dinner, we go at it again until we fall asleep about 11 p.m."

Martha was somewhat taken aback. "Is that what heaven really is like?"

"Heaven? I'm not in heaven, Martha."

"Well, then, where are you?"

"I'm a rabbit in Arizona."
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jasmund
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Reincarnation Surprise

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- We have a pharmacist from India working at our store for alittle while he has a wonderful sense of humor!, andyway,he was telling us about reincarnation etc. their beliefs, so mandy went to swat the fly and he shouted STOP that could be a realitive of mine , she laughed and killed it ! He had been serious, I walked over to him and said dont worry he'll just come back as something else. He busted out laughing.
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