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Sweet little old lady goes to church every Sunday. Always helps out with as many church functions as she can, because she can't afford to put anything in the collection plate.

One Sunday, she puts an envelope in the plate. The note reads, "this is to make up for all the Sundays I have missed."

The next Sunday Rev. Smith takes the old lady aside after services.

"How on Earth can you afford to give so much? That envelope had $1,000 in it!"

"Oh, well, my grandson just got a new job. He's a veterinarian."

"Wow," says the Pastor. "He must do some good business."

" Yes he does. He has Cat-Houses in Singapore, HongKong, and New York."

:wah:

Nice one Wolverine. How is Iowa?

tmbsgrl wrote: Thanks for the Laugh.. Yeah how IS Iowa?
I feel that you two know something that I do not. :-2 me-thinks I am at a disadvantage. But Grandad always said to never get into a battle of wits with an unarmed foe. :sneaky:



Iowa is good.... I guess. humid as a Mo-Fo, but good.