Sweet little old lady goes to church every Sunday. Always helps out with as many church functions as she can, because she can't afford to put anything in the collection plate.
One Sunday, she puts an envelope in the plate. The note reads, "this is to make up for all the Sundays I have missed."
The next Sunday Rev. Smith takes the old lady aside after services.
"How on Earth can you afford to give so much? That envelope had $1,000 in it!"
"Oh, well, my grandson just got a new job. He's a veterinarian."
"Wow," says the Pastor. "He must do some good business."
" Yes he does. He has Cat-Houses in Singapore, HongKong, and New York."
:wah:
He's a Veterinarian
He's a Veterinarian
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.
He's a Veterinarian
Nice one Wolverine. How is Iowa?
A formula for tact: "Be brief politely, be aggressive smilingly, be emphatic pleasantly, be positive diplomatically, be right graciously".
He's a Veterinarian
tmbsgrl wrote: Thanks for the Laugh.. Yeah how IS Iowa?
I feel that you two know something that I do not. :-2 me-thinks I am at a disadvantage. But Grandad always said to never get into a battle of wits with an unarmed foe. :sneaky:
Iowa is good.... I guess. humid as a Mo-Fo, but good.
I feel that you two know something that I do not. :-2 me-thinks I am at a disadvantage. But Grandad always said to never get into a battle of wits with an unarmed foe. :sneaky:
Iowa is good.... I guess. humid as a Mo-Fo, but good.
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.