Good, Bad, UGLY
Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 12:43 am
the good: Your wife is pregnant
the bad: It's octuplets
the UGLY: You had a vasectomy 3 years ago
the good: Your wife isn't talking to you
the bad: She wants a divorce
the UGLY: She's a lawyer
the good: Your son is finally maturing
the bad: He is involved with the neighbor
the UGLY: so are you
the good: Your son spends a lot of time in his room studying
the bad: Pornos are scattered everywhere
the UGLY: He's the star
the good: your hubby and you decide "no more kids"
the bad: you can't find the condoms or birth control prescription
the UGLY: Your 13yr old daughter has them
the good: your husband actually understands fashion
the bad: he's a cross-dresser
the UGLY: He looks better in a mini-skirt and heels than you!
the good: you finally have the nerve to give "THE TALK" to your daughter
the bad: she keeps inerupting
the UGLY: with corrections and pointers
the good: the mailman is early
the bad: he is wearing army fatigues and carrying an assult rifle
the UGLY: you gave him nothing for X-mas
the good: your son finally found someone
the bad: it's an older woman
the UGLY: it's your boss
the good: your collge-graduate daughter got a job
the bad: she's a call-girl
the UGLY: her best clients are your poker buddies and Bowling league friends
the F-Ugly: she makes more in a month than you do in a year
the bad: It's octuplets
the UGLY: You had a vasectomy 3 years ago
the good: Your wife isn't talking to you
the bad: She wants a divorce
the UGLY: She's a lawyer
the good: Your son is finally maturing
the bad: He is involved with the neighbor
the UGLY: so are you
the good: Your son spends a lot of time in his room studying
the bad: Pornos are scattered everywhere
the UGLY: He's the star
the good: your hubby and you decide "no more kids"
the bad: you can't find the condoms or birth control prescription
the UGLY: Your 13yr old daughter has them
the good: your husband actually understands fashion
the bad: he's a cross-dresser
the UGLY: He looks better in a mini-skirt and heels than you!
the good: you finally have the nerve to give "THE TALK" to your daughter
the bad: she keeps inerupting
the UGLY: with corrections and pointers
the good: the mailman is early
the bad: he is wearing army fatigues and carrying an assult rifle
the UGLY: you gave him nothing for X-mas
the good: your son finally found someone
the bad: it's an older woman
the UGLY: it's your boss
the good: your collge-graduate daughter got a job
the bad: she's a call-girl
the UGLY: her best clients are your poker buddies and Bowling league friends
the F-Ugly: she makes more in a month than you do in a year