Good, Bad, UGLY

[Wolverine]

the good: Your wife is pregnant

the bad: It's octuplets

the UGLY: You had a vasectomy 3 years ago

the good: Your wife isn't talking to you

the bad: She wants a divorce

the UGLY: She's a lawyer

the good: Your son is finally maturing

the bad: He is involved with the neighbor

the UGLY: so are you

the good: Your son spends a lot of time in his room studying

the bad: Pornos are scattered everywhere

the UGLY: He's the star

the good: your hubby and you decide "no more kids"

the bad: you can't find the condoms or birth control prescription

the UGLY: Your 13yr old daughter has them

the good: your husband actually understands fashion

the bad: he's a cross-dresser

the UGLY: He looks better in a mini-skirt and heels than you!

the good: you finally have the nerve to give "THE TALK" to your daughter

the bad: she keeps inerupting

the UGLY: with corrections and pointers

the good: the mailman is early

the bad: he is wearing army fatigues and carrying an assult rifle

the UGLY: you gave him nothing for X-mas

the good: your son finally found someone

the bad: it's an older woman

the UGLY: it's your boss

the good: your collge-graduate daughter got a job

the bad: she's a call-girl

the UGLY: her best clients are your poker buddies and Bowling league friends

the F-Ugly: she makes more in a month than you do in a year

[john8pies]

the good: we successfully amputated your poisonous leg

the bad: unfortunately we also incorrectly amputated your other leg

the ugly: the 2 blokes on either side of you are fighting to see which one can have your slippers!