Joke for Today!

[john8pies]

A man is in a helicopter when it starts to lose speed and height and spin out of control. He jumps out, and pulls like billy-o on the parachute cord to try and get the thing open, as he hurtles down through the air, without success.

Astonishingly, he sees a man shooting upwards into the sky, who passes him as he is falling. He yells out, `Hey Buddy know anything about parachutes?`

The other guy replies, "Sorry, no.........do you know anything about faulty gas cookers?????!"

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[Jika]

ouch! :wah: