I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable low-life

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BTS
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I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable low-life

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A Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an insurgent soldier badly injured and unconscious. Nearby, on the opposite side of the road, was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert.



As first aid was given to both men, the Marine was asked what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. Seeing each other we both took cover."

"What happened then?"

"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable low-life scumbag, and he yelled back that Teddy Kennedy is a rich, good-for-nothing, fat, womanizing drunk."

"We Were standing there shaking hands when a truck hit us."
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I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable low-life

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LMFAO. So there can be a meeting of the minds. Has anyone seen the the following video? OOPS I think it was too big to upload - sorry.
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I heard the truck had a Howard Dean for President bumper sticker on it.
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BTS wrote: A Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an insurgent soldier badly injured and unconscious. Nearby, on the opposite side of the road, was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert.





As first aid was given to both men, the Marine was asked what had happened.



The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. Seeing each other we both took cover."



"What happened then?"



"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable low-life scumbag, and he yelled back that Teddy Kennedy is a rich, good-for-nothing, fat, womanizing drunk."



"We Were standing there shaking hands when a truck hit us."Ohhhh how Patrioooootic!:yh_clap
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I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable low-life

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Yes, good one - I didn`t see that punchline going. Amazing that JFK and Robert Kennedy will forever be remembered for their brutal assassinations, whilst old Teddy achieved lasting `fame` at Chappaquidick.......
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Meanwhile the Royal dragoon guards

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4554083.stm

Watch the video if you can.
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